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12 Things You Can Do To Make The Earth Better (Or At Least Not Worse)!

By Jon_SkindzierApril 22, 2011
The message of Earth Day is a simple one: the Earth is our friend. That, or the Earth is prepared to kill everybody if we don't knock it off. Take your pick. Either way, here are some simple tips to stay on the Earth's good side. More  →
12 Things You Can Do To Make The Earth Better (Or At Least Not Worse)!

Oh No, Everyone! We Are All Fat.

By Jon_SkindzierApril 20, 2011
The sudden realization that you have somehow become Jabba the Hutt comes to everyone differently. Maybe you're going through your closet and puzzling over why someone has replaced all your clothing with what is clearly a bunch of children's clothes. Maybe you wander past a ... More  →
Oh No, Everyone! We Are All Fat.

Ask Jono: Friends With... Not Benefits

By Jon_SkindzierApril 18, 2011
Dear Jono, I've got a bit of a sticky situation.  I like this guy at work, and he has told me he likes me back (yay!), but, despite the fact that he is eighteen and I am seventeen, he is not allowed to date due to ... More  →
Ask Jono: Friends With... Not Benefits

How To Weasel Out Of Doing Chores

By Jon_SkindzierApril 14, 2011
Between school, studying, part-time jobs, and household chores, many teens are left with some negative number of hours in any given day. You could try to get around this deficit by multitasking (eating tacos in the shower, mowing the lawn while asleep) or cutting back ... More  →
How To Weasel Out Of Doing Chores

Ask Jono: Tall Girls And Short Boys

By Jon_SkindzierApril 8, 2011
Dear Jono, You.Are.Hilarious! I love your posts! About my question...I've been wondering about this for a while and I'm still confused... My problem is I'm really weird around guys. Look I'm really tall (5'11) and 90% of the guys are shorter than me, so when a guy shorter ... More  →
Ask Jono: Tall Girls And Short Boys

How To Flirt Online

By Jon_SkindzierApril 6, 2011
Flirting via instant messaging is a tricky business, fraught with peril and emoticons, but mostly peril (often caused by emoticons). On one hand, it's easier than the in-person variety of flirting, at least for those of us whose closest thing to a romantic experience this ... More  →
How To Flirt Online

How Not to Misuse Your Confidence (Pants)

By Jon_SkindzierApril 1, 2011
Confidence is an admirable quality, assuming you know what you're doing with it. If you don't, you'll be just as bumbling and hopeless as when you lacked confidence, only louder. Know your boundaries, or else your confidence pants may as well be something classless and awkwa More  →
How Not to Misuse Your Confidence (Pants)

What You Should Have Done To Celebrate The Supermoon

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 24, 2011
Oh no, you guys, the supermoon! We forgot about the supermoon! The one time in 18 years when you can strike up a conversation about the phases of the moon without being an astronomer or wizard, and we missed it. Of course, the event did fall ... More  →
What You Should Have Done To Celebrate The Supermoon

How To Be a Mad Scientist

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 15, 2011
Lots of kids are drawn to science because they're naturally inquisitive; they want to better understand the natural world, and to do something that benefits humanity as a whole. These kids are dorks. Real science can only be pursued one way: madly. This has been the ... More  →
How To Be a Mad Scientist

Ask Jono: A World of Holden Caulfields

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 11, 2011
Dear Jono, First I have to say I like your name. It makes me think of Yoko Ono. Or Dear John. I don't actually like either of those things, but you're still cool. Ummm. Anyways. I guess my problem is kind of a toughie. Well, it was a ... More  →
Ask Jono: A World of Holden Caulfields