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How To Be a Renaissance Sparkler, Part 3: Poetry

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 20, 2010
This is the third in a series of posts that will basically make you perfect at everything by the end of the summer. Or show you how to fake being perfect. Whichever. Today's Topic: (Writing) Poetry. Q: So what's this "poetry" all the attractive celebrities are talking ... More  →
How To Be a Renaissance Sparkler, Part 3: Poetry

Extremely Cheap Summer Vacations

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 7, 2010
Summer starts to feel a lot less summery as soon as you find out your all friends are jetting off to Ibiza while you're stuck in your one-horse town. But wait! Regardless of how few horses your town has, you can cobble together your own ... More  →
Extremely Cheap Summer Vacations

How To Be a Renaissance Sparkler, Part 2: Art

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 1, 2010
This is the second in a series of posts that will basically make you perfect at everything by the end of the summer. If you'd prefer to fake being perfect instead, well, we cover that, too. Today's Topic: Art Q. "But what if I can't do artistic ... More  →
How To Be a Renaissance Sparkler, Part 2: Art

How To Kiss: Jon Coaches from the Sidelines

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 1, 2010
Jon, aka The Writer Who Gets Distracted By Bees All the Time, continues our kissing series with this sporty post. —Sparkitors When you kiss, imagine your gym teacher. Not as the person you're kissing. That would be awful and probably illegal. But kissing is a whole-body ... More  →
How To Kiss: Jon Coaches from the Sidelines

How to Write a Children's Story

By Jon_SkindzierJune 29, 2010
If you had to write or tell a children's story, right this second, you could probably pull it off. All you'd really have to do is ramble about your day so far, while adding some talking animals here and there. Your story wouldn't be absolutely ... More  →
How to Write a Children's Story

How To Tell If Someone You've Just Met Is Creepy

By Jon_SkindzierJune 23, 2010
If there's one good thing about creepy people—bad-creepy, not acceptable-creepy—it's that they don't really know how to disguise their creepiness. They're easy to spot. So if you've just met someone and he's already yelling about how he makes sculptures out of his hair, you know ... More  →
How To Tell If Someone You've Just Met Is Creepy

How to Be a Renaissance Sparkler, Part 1: Philosophy

By Jon_SkindzierJune 17, 2010
This is the first in a series of posts that will basically make you perfect at everything by the end of the summer. If you'd prefer to fake being perfect instead, well, we cover that, too. Today's Topic: Philosophy. Introductory Philosophy Q&A Q. Eww, philosophy? A. Good question! ... More  →
How to Be a Renaissance Sparkler, Part 1: Philosophy

Literary Sequels, as Pitched by Hollywood

By Jon_SkindzierJune 15, 2010
What if Hollywood were responsible for creating sequels to famous books? For one, the sequels would be in movie form. Second, we suspect Hollywood would make the plots as empty as possible, and spruce things up with a popular actor or talking dog. The resulting movies would ... More  →
Literary Sequels, as Pitched by Hollywood

Ways to Get in Shape Over the Summer

By Jon_SkindzierJune 10, 2010
When you're still in school, you have plenty of reasons not to worry about fitness—you're stressed, people are constantly asking you to explain a triangle or conjugate a verb, and the cafeteria's healthiest option is the Country Fried Salad. But once school's out, those excuses dwindle ... More  →
Ways to Get in Shape Over the Summer

Confused Substitute Teacher Summarizes MORE Classic Literature

By Jon_SkindzierJune 3, 2010
Oh no! Who is that substitute teacher at the front of the room, paging frantically through a teacher's manual and spilling his bag of Cheetos everywhere? Could it be the very same substitute who misses the point of all literature, ever, and is he going ... More  →
Confused Substitute Teacher Summarizes MORE Classic Literature