I'm about to say something I think you hear a lot. But I'm gonna say it anyway. So there's this guy... Well, see, he's my boyfriend, actually, and I love him and we have very few issues, and communicate well, and ... More →
Christmas shopping for friends and relatives is pretty easy. If you know what they want, great. If not, you can buy them silly gag gifts, or just pick up any old junk at the last minute and slap a note that says ... More →
I once read that girls brains are like spaghetti, with all the thoughts mixing together at the same time, and that boy brains are like waffles, with boys only being able to focus on one square at a time. But I've ... More →
It's pretty easy to stay in shape in the summer, when the weather is warm, the sun is beaming down all bright and cheerful, and animals are frolicking around through the meadows, spontaneously making out with each other. Then the weather ... More →
Dating is pretty much the most catastrophe-prone thing you can do, outside of working in a factory that produces both cupcakes and cupcake-shaped rat poison. Dates are full of awkwardness and unfamiliarity and potential disaster, and if you have ever gone ... More →
Just wanted to say, I love your column. Aaaaannd I have a question as well. Do guys notice when girls are wearing makeup?
That is all. :)
In a sentence: yes, but they have no idea what it is they're noticing.
Now, that's only based on what ... More →
Note: I would like to point out that all the Sploggers were encouraged to do one of these, but evidently I am the only one. I'll show them who's creepy! I will follow them all to their cars tonight.
Given that my posts are ... More →
My problem is pretty generic but I thought you could help me out here. I'm a sophomore in high school, and I've never had a boyfriend, and I'd really like some opposite-sex romantic action goin' on, but I seem to keep messing ... More →
I SERIOUSLY need your help. I'm confused about this guy in my class, let's call him Jake. Three weeks ago, Jake started flirting with me hardcore out of nowhere (hardcore meaning HND-related). He also talk about how smart I am ... More →
For some people, trying to win over a new group of friends is a joy and a privilege, because the world is a fun and welcoming place, filled with unicorns and rainbows. For the rest of us, meeting new people is a nerve-wracking ... More →