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Watson's Online Dating Profile

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 25, 2011
If for some reason you don't drop what you're doing and sprint home to watch Jeopardy! every night, you may have missed the robot named Watson soundly annihilating humanity's two Jeopardy! champions. And if you're wondering why this matters, well, here's why: soon the computers ... More  →
Watson's Online Dating Profile

How To Talk To Strangers

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 22, 2011
Do you ever find yourself in a situation where you have to converse with someone you don't know, but no matter what you intend to say, something stupid shoots unexpectedly out of your mouth like a springy snake launching from a can of mixed nuts? ... More  →
How To Talk To Strangers

Ask Jono: Boys Being Jerks; Sports Involving Eels

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 18, 2011
Hey Jono, So you said in your last post that if a guy acts like he's on a job interview when with you, but relaxed in mixed company, he likes you. But what if he's the exact opposite?  What if he's totally relaxed when it's just ... More  →
Ask Jono: Boys Being Jerks; Sports Involving Eels

Stuff To Keep In Your Locker (for Street Cred)

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 15, 2011
Your locker is a pretty good indicator of who you are. If it's all messy and full of Cheetos, you're probably also all messy and full of Cheetos. If it's a short blue cube, you're probably also... no wait. Hold on. Maybe it's just what's inside ... More  →
Stuff To Keep In Your Locker (for Street Cred)

Ask Jono: Relationships, From Start To Makeout

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 11, 2011
Dear Jono, I am a junior in high school and have never had a boyfriend. Ever. One thing that always happens to me when I am around a cute guy or a guy I like is that I can start to act weird, hyper or extremely ... More  →
Ask Jono: Relationships, From Start To Makeout

Ways Your Body Ruins Everything

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 8, 2011
Your body is pretty good at some stuff, such as developing from a baby into an adult, moving around on two legs, and converting a taco into life-sustaining energy. Unfortunately, it's also pretty stupid, in that it doesn't understand exactly what you want it to ... More  →
Ways Your Body Ruins Everything

How To Throw an Ironic Super Bowl Party

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 3, 2011
The most-watched event in America is coming up, which by hipster standards already makes it worse than falling face-first into a pile of snakes. But what could be more ironic than a lazy "party" that "supports" the very thing you despise? (The Super Bowl, that ... More  →
How To Throw an Ironic Super Bowl Party

Ask Jono: Valentine's Day Gifts!

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 1, 2011
Hi Jono, Valentines is coming up this is my first having a boyfriend. So my question is, what do I do? Are girls supposed to get something for the guy? If yes, then what? Dear Jono, Valentine's Day is coming up, and I was wondering if you had any ... More  →
Ask Jono: Valentine's Day Gifts!

Terrible Ways To Ask Someone To Be Your Valentine

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 27, 2011
There are tons of great ways to ask someone to be your Valentine. Foremost among them is actually asking the person, with minimal trickery, and without assuming you need to play a guitar or break a bunch of laws. As long as you can say ... More  →
Terrible Ways To Ask Someone To Be Your Valentine

Ask Jono: Dudes Feeling Feelings

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 25, 2011
Wow, guys. I thought I was going to get, like, two questions, including the one I sent myself about where I put my keys. I got a bunch though! If I didn't get to you today, it's because your question was bad and you are ... More  →
Ask Jono: Dudes Feeling Feelings