Political conversations are like pterodactyls; you can't escape them, so you'd better just learn how to deal with them. It would be nice if the same solution (clawing at the sky and exclaiming "I am a tyrannosaurus") worked for both situations, but ... More →
Since you are a male, I was hoping you could help me figure out what my friend is thinking. He is a really good friend to me, and we hang out often. I will admit, I do have feelings for him and ... More →
Every roommate experience takes some tact to navigate, but sometimes you and your roommate are so obviously mismatched that you are more likely to win the Space Olympics—which is not a thing that exists—than you are to finish the semester with both of ... More →
The first day of school always starts off with such potential. You get on the bus full of exuberance and waffles, your backpack full of shiny new school supplies and also waffles, for emergencies. Your binder has an intricate color-coding system, ... More →
So there's this girl that I met at a summer camp, and I really like her. But while we were at camp, my cabin mates told me that they heard her say that she wasn't interested in dating, but I can't know for sure ... More →
For a lot of us, money is tight these days. People everywhere are implementing stricter budgets, frantically grabbing handfuls of pennies from wishing wells, and going to the park to reverse-feed the ducks, which is the act of stealing the breadcrumbs that a ... More →
May I have your autograph? No, seriously, you never fail to make my day with your columns!
Oh yeah, and I have a question that I hope you wouldn't mind answering. See, I'm a tomboy and everyone in town knows ... More →
Stop us when this scenario sounds familiar: You're minding your own business at Starbucks, trying to think of a word that contains like 5 Es for Words with Friends, when suddenly your ex strolls right in the front door like (s)he owns ... More →
May I start off by saying I very much enjoy your column? Seriously. It rocks.
However, there is a another matter at hand, for which I seek your wisdom. It seems that I have been chosen by one of my guy friends ... More →
Movie reboots are nothing new. They're often made when a beloved character becomes a campy embarrassment (the 1966 Batman involved Batman fighting an exploding shark with shark repellent), or when a series grows stale and dated (all James Bond used to do was joke ... More →