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Splogger Creeper Stories: Jono Was an Awkwardness Monster In High School

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 24, 2011
Note: I would like to point out that all the Sploggers were encouraged to do one of these, but evidently I am the only one. I'll show them who's creepy! I will follow them all to their cars tonight. Given that my posts are ... More  →
Splogger Creeper Stories: Jono Was an Awkwardness Monster In High School

Ask Jono: The DOs and DON'Ts of Courtship

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 20, 2011
Dear Jono, My problem is pretty generic but I thought you could help me out here. I'm a sophomore in high school, and I've never had a boyfriend, and I'd really like some opposite-sex romantic action goin' on, but I seem to keep messing ... More  →
Ask Jono: The DOs and DON'Ts of Courtship

Ask Jono: Sleazeball Alarm

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 13, 2011
Dear Jono, I SERIOUSLY need your help. I'm confused about this guy in my class, let's call him Jake. Three weeks ago, Jake started flirting with me hardcore out of nowhere (hardcore meaning HND-related). He also talk about how smart I am ... More  →
Ask Jono: Sleazeball Alarm

Ways To Win Over Your New SO's Friends

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 11, 2011
For some people, trying to win over a new group of friends is a joy and a privilege, because the world is a fun and welcoming place, filled with unicorns and rainbows. For the rest of us, meeting new people is a nerve-wracking ... More  →
Ways To Win Over Your New SO's Friends

Ask Jono: Make The First Move, Please, Anybody

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 6, 2011
Hi Jono, I love reading your posts.  They're really helpful and whatnot, but I have a dilemma. See, there's this guy (ikr? sooooo many "this guy"s) and he and I are good friends. I met him because he was a friend of my best ... More  →
Ask Jono: Make The First Move, Please, Anybody

What's Your Dorm Room Style?

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 4, 2011
Dorm housing is the first opportunity most kids get to live any darn way they please, rather than the way their parents have always demanded. This often leads to slovenly mayhem. If you always hated taking out the garbage, you suddenly realize that ... More  →
What's Your Dorm Room Style?

Ask Jono: Staying In Touch With Dumb College Siblings

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 30, 2011
Hey there Jono~ So. I'm a senior in high school, and my big brother Jono just headed off to college three weeks ago. (No joke... his name really is Jono. The irony is just stunningly beautiful. [/sarcasm]) It was kind of weird at first ... More  →
Ask Jono: Staying In Touch With Dumb College Siblings

How Girls And Guys Express Themselves, Or Don't

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 28, 2011
It has come to our attention here at the SparkNotes offices that guys and girls are actually different in some ways. This startling revelation will clearly send many bowties spinning with shock in the scientific community, but we figured we would share ... More  →
How Girls And Guys Express Themselves, Or Don't

Ask Jono: When To Break Up

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 23, 2011
Hi Jono! I'm a big fan of your super awesome advice-giving powers. :) I was hoping you could help me on this one. So what exactly are the "general guidelines" for dumping a guy? What are the factors a dumpee (yay John ... More  →
Ask Jono: When To Break Up

How To Be a Snooty Film Person

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 21, 2011
Welcome to Jono's SparkLife Academy class! Prepare to become pretentious. —Sparkitors Due to a series of increasingly bad decisions, the thing I am most qualified to talk about is film studies, which is the discipline of explaining why no movies are any good and then ... More  →
How To Be a Snooty Film Person