After a period of thinking thin was best, the world has finally agreed that it is okay to have a big body shape. And I agree, healthy is good, and people come in all shapes and sizes. However, now skinny girls are ... More →
I love your posts! Just thought I'd add that.
Now on to the asking part of Ask Jono: why do guys make a huge deal when their voice cracks? Whenever I'm talking to a guy and their voice happens to crack I hardly ... More →
I would go on an on about how awesome you are like most people do, but, well, pointless flattery really annoys me, so I won't, and just cut right to the chase. How does one get over a guy? You ... More →
Did you know that the dot on top of an 'i' is called a tittle? Well, now you do.
I didn't want to start off my letter with the stereotypical "There's this guy..." (Because, strangely, about 95% of your letters are romance-related. ... More →
I come to you today in search of expertise that few can surpass. You have a knack for giving sage advice while mixing in a good bit of well aimed humor. (Dear readers, now Jono is going to try to refute my praise. ... More →
I would like to start by sucking up to you. You're totally awesome, and your column is hilarious, yet informative. Well done. (These compliments aren't lies; I just wanted to capture your attention.)
Now, enough with the sugar-coated crap. Here's my ... More →
I know everyone says this—but seriously, your column is soooo funny! Warm fuzzies all around.
I don't like relationships (I avoid them with all my might) but my irkatating friends, if I so much as know a guy, assume that I fancy ... More →
Hey there, Aries! Spring is in the air! This is what you would shout if you were some kind of mechanism-themed supervillain who had just fired an enormous spring at a superhero. "Time flies!" you might add, as your henchman pelted him with a bunch of clocks. Prom is in the a More →
Hello, this is my first time sending one of these letters and I feel that you are going to help me out the most, as I typically agree with your opinions in your column, blog, thing.
I think what I do ... More →
Over the past few months, I have come to the conclusion that in reality I have had no life compared to everybody else. I was the epitome of nerddom in that I did every extracurricular activity and worked excruciating amounts on them and did ... More →