Thanks for taking the time to read this! I've recently discovered SparkLife and started stalking your posts. I find your witty advice and excessive use of italics quite amusing. Keep up the awesome work!
Anyway, my best friend (male, let's call ... More →
Relationships are complicated. One day, you'll think everything is going just fine, and then the next day, everything is going just fine. Hooray! But then later that week your girlfriend shoots you with a harpoon. Look for the warning signs—like the nine examples that follow—and ... More →
What does it mean when a guy tries to teach you something, like how to play a video game or a guitar? Is it just friendly, or could it mean he likes you? Or... is it just showing off?
I'm curious ... More →
I am a senior in a Catholic high school, and I am generally attracted to the shy, nerdy, introverted boys. This is no big, but they never really show me any responses to my flirtations or my interests. I just ... More →
So there's this guy, right (it doesn't sound original, but stay tuned)?
He's really getting on my nerves. He OBVIOUSLY has a crush on me, and it drives me crazy. Namely because he's a spineless baby. He has virtually no opinion of his own; he ... More →
I would go on and on and on and your work is great, and you're hysterically funny, but everyone says that, and I'm TRYING to be original, which is very hard, when the advice columnist in question is undeniably amazing and ... More →
Ah, February. The month of the Valentimes, a holiday about a naked baby who is also a criminal, and who shoots human beings with a lethal weapon until they are forced to procreate. It is perhaps the worst holiday we have. If you tried to describe this holiday to a pair of vi More →
Jono, my boyfriend is generally pretty great. But a few problems have come up over the course of our relationship, and I have trouble talking to him about them. I generally am not shy about sharing my feelings, and I know he ... More →
What is life, and why are we living it? LOL, just kidding. You don't have to answer that. Anyway, there's this guy (no, I'm NOT romantically interested in him if that's what you're thinking), who I have known for the ... More →
So as most of your questions probably start out, I like this guy. Let’s call him Kyle. We are friends, but we aren’t entirely that close since we met only a couple months ago. How did we meet? Well my best ... More →