As a general rule, most pickup lines are just awful, and you should realize in advance that they are doomed to fail. "Are you from Tennessee?" you'll ask, intending to tell some girl that she's the only ten you see, and she'll ... More →
You, the reader, are probably a guy, and you are probably interested in dating girls, who are probably girls. At the risk of generalization, this feature will deal with ways that guys can attract and hold onto girls, using facts that come ... More →
Hi. You're a really awkward guy,
(I started to take offense at this, but I'm probably not going to make it to the end of the day without accidentally swallowing my keys or getting chased out of the house by a bat, so I'm just going ... More →
You, the reader, are probably a guy, and you are probably interested in dating girls, who are probably girls. At the risk of generalization, this feature will deal with ways that guys can attract and hold onto girls, using facts that come ... More →
Hey Jono! How's it going? Also, what program/stuffs do you use to create your cartoons? I like the line thickness. It makes things look very... round? Like, the line itself feels round to me.
I have been asked this several times, which I find ... More →
There's one fear we all have in common, one shared experience that we all dread but eventually have to cope with. That fear, of course, is snakes. It seems like you can barely walk down the street anymore without snakes just flying at ... More →
You, the reader, are probably a guy, and you are probably interested in dating girls, who are probably girls. At the risk of generalization, this feature will deal with ways that guys can attract and hold onto girls, ... More →
Star Wars: The Old Republic varies from other MMOs in its use of companion characters. Your computer-controlled pals assist you in various ways—fighting your enemies, ineffectually pawing at your enemies, digging through piles of garbage, making out with you, and so on. Just ... More →
Dear Jono,
I am a female, an NBK, and a senior. I went on a date with a super nice sophomore that I met in show choir. No, I am not a cradle robber. Yes, most boys in show choir are attracted to females.
Anywho, ... More →
Hey Jono!
So I am in a love triangle thingy. Well no, it's like this: on the circle of love, I am the diameter. On my diameter lay two points. They are two males of the same species that happen to have a ... More →
