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October Horror-Scopes

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 1, 2013
Welcome to the OCTOBER HORROR-SCOPES, Aries. They are horrifying, of course, because Halloween (HOWL-O-WEEN?) is on the 31st of this month, which means that you must be on the lookout for meddlesome ghosts even more than usual. If you get lost this month, make sure it's More  →
October Horror-Scopes

Ask Jono: Why Is My Platonic Guy Friend Ignoring Me?

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 26, 2013
Jono, I love your column! I'm writing for some insight in boy psychology: There is this family that is close friends with my family. Let's call them the Smiths. Mr. and Mrs. Smith spend a lot of time with my parents, and their daughter is one of ... More  →
Ask Jono: Why Is My Platonic Guy Friend Ignoring Me?

Ask Jono: Did I Come On Too Strong And Scare This Guy Away?

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 24, 2013
Dear Wise and All-Knowing Jono, Do you prefer monkeys or pandas? Sorry, that's not really my question but I'm trying to be original (I would go on and on about how much I love your column but that would probably take up the entire page). Neither. Gelationous ... More  →
Ask Jono: Did I Come On Too Strong And Scare This Guy Away?

Ask Jono: I'm Falling For My BFF; Should I Take The Next Step?

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 18, 2013
Hi Jono, So I'm in a pretty funky situation, and by funky I mean actually funky because the object of my concern/affection and I literally danced to Gloria Gaynor last night. Now I know that this problem isn't exactly original, but it's about my best friend, Ted ... More  →
Ask Jono: I'm Falling For My BFF; Should I Take The Next Step?

Ask Jono: How Do I Talk To Cliquish Classmates?

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 13, 2013
To Jono, First off, I was wondering how long it takes for you to come up with funny stuff for your replies and drawings, because when I try to think of hilarious comebacks I just stand there and stammer. Second, this has nothing to do ... More  →
Ask Jono: How Do I Talk To Cliquish Classmates?

Ask Jono: Having "The Talk" With Your SO

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 11, 2013
Dear Jono, There's this guy I like, and one day, out of the blue, he kissed me. Now, I assumed that was him trying to non verbally communicate that he liked me, but the next day he acted like nothing had ever ... More  →
Ask Jono: Having "The Talk" With Your SO

Ask Jono: Does My Friend's Older Brother Like Me?

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 6, 2013
Hey Jono! I’d go on and on about how utterly awesome your posts are but right now I’d like to seek your much-coveted wisdom on the workings of the male human mind. So there’s this guy I like (surprise, surprise!) who for anonymity’s ... More  →
Ask Jono: Does My Friend's Older Brother Like Me?

September Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 3, 2013
You can never really be sure how someone will react to a romantic overture, Aries. After all, you can't tell the future, because if you could, you wouldn't be reading our horoscopes (unless you were doing opposition research for one of our competitor sites, SnarkNotes or Spo More  →
September Horoscopes!

Ask Jono: I Was Dumped For No Apparent Reason

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 2, 2013
Dear Jono, So boys... I don't understand. I was in a relationship with one from the end of HS senior year and all the way through freshman year of college. Things were great—we had fun summer plans, I was happy, and I thought ... More  →
Ask Jono: I Was Dumped For No Apparent Reason

Ask Jono: Guys Are Never Interested In Me; What Am I Doing Wrong?

By Jon_SkindzierAugust 30, 2013
Dear Jono, Unfortunately this question does not involve any llamas. Very sorry. I can give you a picture of one if you like. [For the record, the LW's subject line promised a question involving llamas, so before you think "Well, LW, what you're doing ... More  →
Ask Jono: Guys Are Never Interested In Me; What Am I Doing Wrong?