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March Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 4, 2013
It's too easy to make people uncomfortable without even meaning to, Aries—say, by talking like a pirate on Talk Like A Pirate Day, right as your friend arrives with her new boyfriend, Admiral Pegleg One-Eye. "B-but, uh, I have tons of friend who are pirates!" you stutter, More  →
March Horoscopes!

Ask Jono: First Kiss Concerns

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 26, 2013
Hi SparkLife! So, I've never been kissed, kinda. Guys have tried to kiss me, one even almost did, but I've denied them because I tell them that I don't want to rush into things, even though I totally do! I'm just afraid. Where the heck ... More  →
Ask Jono: First Kiss Concerns

Four Eras That Weren't As Romantic As They Seem

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 25, 2013
When you picture a stereotypical scene from a major historical era, there's a good chance that half the stuff you're picturing was invented by some screenwriter or novelist. If you're imagining stuff that makes the past seem adventurous and magical, that's a pretty good sign More  →
Four Eras That Weren't As Romantic as They Seem

Ask Jono: Getting Dumped, Mysteriously

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 22, 2013
Dear Jono, Thanks for taking the time to read this! I've recently discovered SparkLife and started stalking your posts. I find your witty advice and excessive use of italics quite amusing. Keep up the awesome work! Anyway, my best friend (male, let's call ... More  →
Ask Jono: Getting Dumped, Mysteriously

9 Signs Your Relationship Is on the Rocks

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 19, 2013
Relationships are complicated. One day, you'll think everything is going just fine, and then the next day, everything is going just fine. Hooray! But then later that week your girlfriend shoots you with a harpoon. Look for the warning signs—like the nine examples that follow—and ... More  →
9 Signs Your Relationship Is on the Rocks

Ask Jono: More Subtle Signs a Guy Is Into You (or Isn't)

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 14, 2013
Dear Jono, What does it mean when a guy tries to teach you something, like how to play a video game or a guitar?  Is it just friendly, or could it mean he likes you?  Or... is it just showing off? I'm curious ... More  →
Ask Jono: More Subtle Signs a Guy Is Into You (or Isn't)

Ask Jono: When Do Guys Start Asking Girls Out?

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 12, 2013
Dear Jono, I am a senior in a Catholic high school, and I am generally attracted to the shy, nerdy, introverted boys. This is no big, but they never really show me any responses to my flirtations or my interests. I just ... More  →
Ask Jono: When Do Guys Start Asking Girls Out?

Ask Jono: Followed By a Human Puppy

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 8, 2013
Dear Jono, So there's this guy, right (it doesn't sound original, but stay tuned)? He's really getting on my nerves. He OBVIOUSLY has a crush on me, and it drives me crazy. Namely because he's a spineless baby. He has virtually no opinion of his own; he ... More  →
Ask Jono: Followed By a Human Puppy

Ask Jono: My BF Flirts with All the Ladies!

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 5, 2013
Hey Jono, I would go on and on and on and your work is great, and you're hysterically funny, but everyone says that, and I'm TRYING to be original, which is very hard, when the advice columnist in question is undeniably amazing and ... More  →
Ask Jono: My BF Flirts with All the Ladies!

February Horoscopes

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 1, 2013
Ah, February. The month of the Valentimes, a holiday about a naked baby who is also a criminal, and who shoots human beings with a lethal weapon until they are forced to procreate. It is perhaps the worst holiday we have. If you tried to describe this holiday to a pair of vi More  →
February Horoscopes