I would like to start by sucking up to you. You're totally awesome, and your column is hilarious, yet informative. Well done. (These compliments aren't lies; I just wanted to capture your attention.)
Now, enough with the sugar-coated crap. Here's my ... More →
I know everyone says this—but seriously, your column is soooo funny! Warm fuzzies all around.
I don't like relationships (I avoid them with all my might) but my irkatating friends, if I so much as know a guy, assume that I fancy ... More →
Hey there, Aries! Spring is in the air! This is what you would shout if you were some kind of mechanism-themed supervillain who had just fired an enormous spring at a superhero. "Time flies!" you might add, as your henchman pelted him with a bunch of clocks. Prom is in the a More →
Hello, this is my first time sending one of these letters and I feel that you are going to help me out the most, as I typically agree with your opinions in your column, blog, thing.
I think what I do ... More →
Over the past few months, I have come to the conclusion that in reality I have had no life compared to everybody else. I was the epitome of nerddom in that I did every extracurricular activity and worked excruciating amounts on them and did ... More →
As you may have guessed, I have a problem. It requires a little background information, so here goes. I have been very good friends with a guy in my grade (we'll call him...uh, Blurf) for six years. He used to ... More →
Hi! How are you? Can I just say how much I love your column?
Now that the sucking up is taken care of: Jono, I have a boy problem, but I don't have a crush on this one. Ya see, I was a pretty happy ... More →
So, there's this... elephant. No just kidding, it's a guy. Now that's I've hijacked your attention, I can get down to business. I've been out on a casual date with said elephant (no really, it's a guy) three times now. ... More →
So I've been majorly crushing on this guy for about a year now. For the most part, I'm pretty bubbly and outgoing, but I haven't had much experience with boys. Therefore, whenever a cute one comes within my range, I ... More →
Hey Mr. Cool!!
(I am looking over my shoulder for a cool person somewhere)
So I have a weird problem. There's this guy. Who else? You irritating creatures, you. No offense. He's perfect and sweet and blah blah blah, right? Here's where it gets ... More →