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November Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 5, 2013
Welcome to November, Aries; one of the most exciting -bers. It's National Novel Writing Month (which we all call NaNoWRiMo), as well as Sweet Potato Awareness Month (which nobody calls SweePotAwMo, but someone really should). So if you were unaware of sweet potatoes, now is More  →
November Horoscopes!

Ask Jono: Will She Still Like Me?

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 31, 2013
I have been wanting to ask you about this but figured you had already covered this topic. Well today I finally found it, but, though it is discouraging to me, I think it doesn't really fit my situation. (The article of yours that I read ... More  →
Ask Jono: Will She Still Like Me?

Ask Jono: Long-Distance Crush

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 29, 2013
Yo Jono, Let's get to it, I've got a problem and no it isn't scarcity (although my economics teacher would beg to differ). Sorry, you probably don't even know what I'm talking about... My economics class is taking over my life, but that isn't my problem. ... More  →
Ask Jono: Long-Distance Crush

Ask Jono: A Guy Likes Me, But I Can't Date

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 23, 2013
Dear Jono, I'm such a big fan of yours, I love reading your advice! I have a question to ask you as I'm very clueless about anything romance related. It's very confusing for me and I think part of it is because I've been homeschooled ... More  →
Ask Jono: A Guy Likes Me, But I Can't Date

Ask Jono: I Like Someone! Um... Now What

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 2, 2013
Dear Jono, Your advice is THE BEST EVER. Like the best. If I had to give people a single reason to join SparkNotes, it will probably be you. Seriously. So I hope you're in a good mood now, because you are going to be hit by a ... More  →
Ask Jono: I Like Someone! Um... Now What

October Horror-Scopes

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 1, 2013
Welcome to the OCTOBER HORROR-SCOPES, Aries. They are horrifying, of course, because Halloween (HOWL-O-WEEN?) is on the 31st of this month, which means that you must be on the lookout for meddlesome ghosts even more than usual. If you get lost this month, make sure it's More  →
October Horror-Scopes

Ask Jono: Why Is My Platonic Guy Friend Ignoring Me?

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 26, 2013
Jono, I love your column! I'm writing for some insight in boy psychology: There is this family that is close friends with my family. Let's call them the Smiths. Mr. and Mrs. Smith spend a lot of time with my parents, and their daughter is one of ... More  →
Ask Jono: Why Is My Platonic Guy Friend Ignoring Me?

Ask Jono: Did I Come On Too Strong And Scare This Guy Away?

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 24, 2013
Dear Wise and All-Knowing Jono, Do you prefer monkeys or pandas? Sorry, that's not really my question but I'm trying to be original (I would go on and on about how much I love your column but that would probably take up the entire page). Neither. Gelationous ... More  →
Ask Jono: Did I Come On Too Strong And Scare This Guy Away?

Ask Jono: I'm Falling For My BFF; Should I Take The Next Step?

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 18, 2013
Hi Jono, So I'm in a pretty funky situation, and by funky I mean actually funky because the object of my concern/affection and I literally danced to Gloria Gaynor last night. Now I know that this problem isn't exactly original, but it's about my best friend, Ted ... More  →
Ask Jono: I'm Falling For My BFF; Should I Take The Next Step?

Ask Jono: How Do I Talk To Cliquish Classmates?

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 13, 2013
To Jono, First off, I was wondering how long it takes for you to come up with funny stuff for your replies and drawings, because when I try to think of hilarious comebacks I just stand there and stammer. Second, this has nothing to do ... More  →
Ask Jono: How Do I Talk To Cliquish Classmates?