So I'm in a pretty funky situation, and by funky I mean actually funky because the object of my concern/affection and I literally danced to Gloria Gaynor last night.
Now I know that this problem isn't exactly original, but it's about my best friend, Ted ... More →
First off, I was wondering how long it takes for you to come up with funny stuff for your replies and drawings, because when I try to think of hilarious comebacks I just stand there and stammer. Second, this has nothing to do ... More →
There's this guy I like, and one day, out of the blue, he kissed me. Now, I assumed that was him trying to non verbally communicate that he liked me, but the next day he acted like nothing had ever ... More →
I’d go on and on about how utterly awesome your posts are but right now I’d like to seek your much-coveted wisdom on the workings of the male human mind.
So there’s this guy I like (surprise, surprise!) who for anonymity’s ... More →
You can never really be sure how someone will react to a romantic overture, Aries. After all, you can't tell the future, because if you could, you wouldn't be reading our horoscopes (unless you were doing opposition research for one of our competitor sites, SnarkNotes or Spo More →
So boys... I don't understand. I was in a relationship with one from the end of HS senior year and all the way through freshman year of college. Things were great—we had fun summer plans, I was happy, and I thought ... More →
Unfortunately this question does not involve any llamas. Very sorry. I can give you a picture of one if you like. [For the record, the LW's subject line promised a question involving llamas, so before you think "Well, LW, what you're doing ... More →
Ok I know you've probably been asked this a billion times but: how, in da name of da Lord, do you get over your intense love with fictional characters?
I just can't seem to do it! I'm STILL in love with Fang from ... More →
So my first question is how do you pronounce Jono? Is it like "john-o" or "Joe-no"? I literally can't tell which one it is. Anyways, so there's this guy that I met over March break at a course, so we had ... More →
I'm not even going to try to be original here. I have a guy problem.
I have recently read in your column about a girl receiving mixed messages from a guy who is flirty in real life and disinterested online and through ... More →