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April Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierApril 2, 2013
People don't need to know everything about you at the start of a relationship, Aries; it's already hard enough to cultivate an air of mystery when you end a date by striding off into the dusk so your mom can pick you up a block away. If you are feeling creative this month, y More  →
April 2013 Horoscopes!

Ask Jono: When a Friend Has a Terrible Love Interest

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 28, 2013
How do I get rid of someone without technically doing anything that would qualify as a felony in any court of law (please note that misdemeanors do not bother my moral character)? Because, and this is a reference to an earlier question ... More  →
Ask Jono: When a Friend Has a Terrible Love Interest

Ask Jono: Can You Change a Guy?

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 26, 2013
Dear Jono, One late night as I was trying to finish an English paper, I got distracted and drifted over to the "Take a Study Break" section... uh oh. Well, I began reading a bunch of your advice columns and I realized you ... More  →
Ask Jono: Can You Change a Guy?

Ask Jono: How To Provoke a First Move

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 22, 2013
Dear Jono, I have a friend. A male friend. We were friends during school but since graduating we have hung out so often it could easily be confused that we're dating. However, as much as I like him and as much as ... More  →
Ask Jono: How To Provoke a First Move

Ask Jono: Remain Friendzoned, Or Try To Win Him Over?

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 20, 2013
Hi Jono, I just started reading your advice columns, and I love them! I know you did one like this (Liking A Guy Who's Already Taken), but my question is, what if you like a guy that has a girlfriend who you think ... More  →
Ask Jono: Remain Friendzoned, Or Try To Win Him Over?

Ask Jono: Signs Someone Likes You As More Than A Friend (or Doesn't)

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 19, 2013
Dear All-Knowing Jono, Hello. How are you? In order to start off this letter in a non-cliche way, I have some random facts for you: The plural of octopus is, in fact, octopodes. The "K" in Kmart stands for Kresge, after the founder, ... More  →
Ask Jono: Signs Someone Likes You As More Than A Friend (or Doesn't)

Ask Jono: Facebook Flirting?

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 13, 2013
Hi Jono! I absolutely adore your column, and I'm super hoping you will answer my question. Mostly because I really need an answer from a real actual guy, but also partly because I really would love to see this conundrum turned into ... More  →
Ask Jono: Facebook Flirting?

Ask Jono: Friends With Benefits, Or Friends With... Basically Dating

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 8, 2013
Dear Jono, I recently discovered your advice column and I think you are absolutely hilarious as well as helpful. I’ve read a few of your articles but alas, I seem to have a rather specific problem. A bit ago I presented a ... More  →
Ask Jono: Friends With Benefits, Or Friends With... Basically Dating

Ask Jono: Be Less Awkward!

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 6, 2013
Dear Jono, So, I met this guy. Truly inspirational first line, I know. So original I just might patent it and sell it, but it's gets better. So this guy and me sit next to each other in science, and I'm getting subtle signs ... More  →
Ask Jono: Be Less Awkward!

March Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 4, 2013
It's too easy to make people uncomfortable without even meaning to, Aries—say, by talking like a pirate on Talk Like A Pirate Day, right as your friend arrives with her new boyfriend, Admiral Pegleg One-Eye. "B-but, uh, I have tons of friend who are pirates!" you stutter, More  →
March Horoscopes!