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Do Guys Want Girls to Make the First Move?

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 2, 2018
You already have an idea of how dating is "supposed" to go: the guy asks you out, you go on a date, the guy initiates romantic contact, and then soon you are married and have so many beautiful babies that they're tumbling out of your cupboards, getting misplaced under the co More  →
Do Guys Want Girls to Make the First Move?

QUIZ: Are You Too Self-Deprecating?

By Jon_SkindzierDecember 5, 2017
It's not too hard to tell the very confident from the very insecure. For example, do you have a big, swooping, bold signature, or do you just write the word "sorry?" Do you shrug off rejection, or do you respond to it by hiding under ... More  →
QUIZ: Are You Too Self-Deprecating?

November 2017 Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 8, 2017
Be aware, Aries, that guys are liable to immediately eat whatever Sadie's proposal you put in front of them, whether it's a pizza message or any other kind, and in fact you should ask from safely across the room if you have even handled pizza recently. In honor of it being N More  →
November 2017 Horoscopes!

QUIZ: How Stressed Are You?

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 1, 2017
Everyone responds to stress differently. For example, if you just shouted "I'M NOT STRESSED AT ALL I'M COMPLETELY FINE," even though that was just the title of the post and not a personal question, then you are probably pretty stressed. If you are too busy ... More  →
QUIZ: How Stressed Are You?

How To Talk to Your Crush Without Being the Most Awkward Ever

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 20, 2017
If you're an Awkward, trying to talk to someone you like is extremely perilous. There's no telling what might come out of your mouth, such as numerous stories about your cat (you don't have a cat), or an entire donut. Guys are probably more prone to accidental insults (e.g s More  →
How To Talk to Your Crush Without Being the Most Awkward Ever

Your Perfect Halloween Costume, According to Your Astrological Sign

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 19, 2017
Aries, you are determined and confident, so you are well-suited to dressing up as the Bat-Man (that is, a traveling bat salesman). You may also dress as Power Girl or Spider-Man, but only if you work for the power company or are completely covered with spiders.  More  →
Your Perfect Halloween Costume, According to Your Astrological Sign

September Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 5, 2017
Be courteous by following the rules this month, Aries, and do not feed the bears. It is, however, acceptable to buy fireworks for the bears. As this is National Courtesy Month, your additional Courtesy Month Tip is to always take off your sunglasses when you're having a conv More  →
September Horoscopes!

August Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierAugust 7, 2017
Remember this month that it's what's inside that counts, and boys with no internal organs are not boyfriend material. They also say that clothes make the man, but you should not make a man out of clothes and practice kissing him unless you are someplace very hidden. August i More  →
August Horoscopes!

Is "Bro Code" a Real Thing?

By Jon_SkindzierAugust 4, 2017
Note to all the bros out there: It should go without saying that absolutely none of the below is relevant if the girl you and your bro are interested in has zero interest in you. As Princess Jasmine made clear, no one can dibs/win/claim a human being, so SIT THE EFF DOWN WIT More  →
Is "Bro Code" a Real Thing?

July Horoscopes!!

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 10, 2017
If you really want to, Aries, you can wear a sash that identifies you as "Your Geekness," but it's unlikely anyone will mistake this for a title and embrace you for it. If you're acting really haughty this month, then you need to get off your high horse and get on a sober ho More  →
July Horoscopes!!