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QUIZ: How Stressed Are You?

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 17, 2017
Everyone responds to stress differently. For example, if you just shouted "I'M NOT STRESSED AT ALL I'M COMPLETELY FINE," even though that was just the title of the post and not a personal question, then you are probably pretty stressed. If you are too busy ... More  →
QUIZ: How Stressed Are You?

6 Valentines You Should DEFINITELY Give to Your Crush

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 9, 2017
Though we can't predict the future*, we can say with 100%** certainty that if you give one of these valentines to your crush, they will fall completely and irreversibly in love with you.*** Hey, have we ever been wrong before?**** We have not.***** *We CAN predict the futur More  →
6 Valentines You Should DEFINITELY Give to Your Crush

February Love-o-Scopes

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 7, 2017
Is there someone in your life, Aries, who makes your heart beat a little faster? Who makes you feel all tingly? If this person is wearing a lab coat and stethoscope then it is merely your doctor, and whatever she is making you feel can be safely ignored. Your Creative Romanc More  →
February Love-o-Scopes

Dating With Science: To Girls, "Hot" Can Mean Basically Anything

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 6, 2017
Science Fact: Women can find entirely different facial features attractive, depending on the kind of relationship they're looking for. Furthermore, they have a much broader definition of "attractive" than men do. Explanation: Guys are pretty consistent when it comes to at More  →
Dating With Science: To Girls, "Hot" Can Mean Basically Anything

8 Foods That Would Make the Best SOs (YES, THAT IS THE ACTUAL TITLE OF THIS SLIDESHOW)

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 2, 2017
Is the concept behind this slideshow completely ridiculous? ABSO-GOURDDAMN-LUTELY. But we here at SparkLife are committed to pushing the boundaries of investigative journalism (nope), and we will defend our choices TO THE DEATH. Now quit shaking your head in bemusement and c More  →
8 Foods That Would Make the Best SOs (YES, THAT IS THE ACTUAL TITLE OF THIS SLIDESHOW)

Dating With Science: Guys Prefer Compatibility To Hotness

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 20, 2017
Science Fact: Men think they value attractiveness over other positive traits, but personality is more important to them than they realize. Explanation: It often seems like physical attractiveness is the most important thing in the world. Already-beautiful women can only More  →
Dating With Science: Guys Prefer Compatibility To Hotness

January Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 6, 2017
It's cool to be a word nerd, Aries; you don't have to keep trying to fit in with the word jocks, who only use adjectives like "dank" and "jawsome." When you face a difficult situation this month, keep in mind that this ain't rocket science, and even if it is, just yell at th More  →
January Horoscopes!

December Holidayscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierDecember 5, 2016
If you can't decide what to get for somebody this year, Aries, remember: it's better to overthink a gift than it is to be attacked by a shark. Those are not usually the two binary options, but, well, you are going to have an exciting month. All eyes will be on you this mont More  →
December Holidayscopes!

November Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 4, 2016
If you're working on NaNoWriMo this month, remember that short, simple words are often best, so if you have a thesaurus nearby, cross out "Thesaurus" and write "Other Words Book." Your lucky plot twist is that the butler did it, but your unlucky plot twist is that you have a More  →
November Horoscopes!

Your Perfect Halloween Costume, According to Your Astrological Sign

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 21, 2016
Aries, you are determined and confident, so you are well-suited to dressing up as the Bat-Man (that is, a traveling bat salesman). You may also dress as Power Girl or Spider-Man, but only if you work for the power company or are completely covered with spiders.  More  →
Your Perfect Halloween Costume, According to Your Astrological Sign