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7 Ways to Cope With the Heat

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 28, 2015
We've just entered the "dog days" of summer, so named because the temperature during these months will cause you to lie panting on the floor, lapping water out of a bowl, and barking at strangers, due to heat stroke. But there's no need to suffer like a dog when you can inst More  →
7 Ways to Cope With the Heat

Ask Jono: How Do I Keep My Platonic Friendship Platonic?

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 15, 2015
Hey Jono, so wassup with you bro? Cool. Good talk. Anywho..... So I have this problem I need advice on. I'm a girl and over this past school year I've gotten close with one of my male classmates. We are good friends, and that's all fine and ... More  →
Ask Jono: How Do I Keep My Platonic Friendship Platonic?

July Horoscopes!!

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 10, 2015
Aries, have you ever found yourself going "Ohhh, I'm so bored?" If not, then you should check your internal access panel, because you are not a teenager, you are an android. In the interest of reducing everyone's levels of boredom this month, try not to talk about anything s More  →
July Horoscopes!!

Dating With Science: Force Boys To Fall In Love With You, Using Your Eyeballs

By Jon_SkindzierJune 30, 2015
Welcome back to Dating With Science! This column has covered many topics over the years, such as dating, and science, but one that comes up a lot is eyeballs, and looking into them, which we will henceforth refer to as "eye contact." Although we've touched on it before, we More  →
Dating With Science: Force Boys To Fall In Love With You, Using Your Eyeballs

June Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierJune 3, 2015
Welcome to Officially Summer, Aries; we're not quite into the Dog Days yet, which will happen in July, and are still in the Puppy Days, when everyone still thinks that summer is cute, before it has peed on the rug and eaten all the power cords. So hurry up and enjoy the b More  →
June 2015 Horoscopes!!

Dating With Science: Think You Know What You Want in a Significant Other? WELL YOU'RE WRONG.

By Jon_SkindzierMay 27, 2015
Welcome back to Dating With Science, where our ongoing mission is to bring you only the most useful and relevant scientific data, directly from a scientist's brain to yours, and all you have to do is read it with your eyeballs. Anytime a person holds up one finger and goes More  →
Dating With Science: Think You Know What You Want in a Significant Other? WELL YOU'RE WRONG.

Dating With Science: Can Girls Ask Guys On Dates?

By Jon_SkindzierMay 18, 2015
Welcome back to Dating With Science, your #1 source for True Science Boy Facts, in which we cover hard-hitting topics ranging from Do Boys Notice Makeup? to Boys: What Is Wrong With Them. In this installment, we look at taking the initiative in dating situations, and whe More  →
Dating With Science: Can Girls Ask Guys On Dates?

May Horoscopes!!

By Jon_SkindzierMay 8, 2015
Shed your winter blob clothes and kick up your heels, Aries; May is a month of growth and rebirth, named after a beautiful fertility goddess, one who was so antisocial that she lived alone in a cave, so basically there's something in this story for everyone. Even if you don' More  →
May Horoscopes!!

BETTER Dental Appointment Reminders

By Jon_SkindzierMay 1, 2015
So you're going through the mail, and there among the random bills and junk mail for your parents, there's something addressed to you! O frabjous day! Callooh! Cal--oh, wait, it's just a dental checkup reminder, which is the is the very opposite of frabjous. Crabjous, perha More  →
BETTER Dental Appointment Reminders

Dating With Science: Can Facial Features Predict If Your Crush Is THE WORLD'S MOST DATEABLE PERSON?!

By Jon_SkindzierApril 17, 2015
Welcome to the triumphant return of Dating With Science, which has risen from the ashes like a nerdy, awkward phoenix. This feature originally appeared on the MindHut, written for an audience of dudes, before we realized this site doesn't have those, at which point it beca More  →
Dating With Science: Can Facial Features Predict If Your Crush Is THE WORLD'S MOST DATEABLE PERSON?!