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February Love-o-Scopes!!

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 9, 2018
It is the month of the Valentimes, Aries. Prepare yourself for these times by carrying flowers on your person every single day and wearing anything that protects you from the arrows of a winged baby. Keep in mind that swatting a baby out of the air is against the law, even i More  →
February Love-o-Scopes!!

Dating With Science: To Girls, "Hot" Can Mean Basically Anything

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 1, 2018
Science Fact: Women can find entirely different facial features attractive, depending on the kind of relationship they're looking for. Furthermore, they have a much broader definition of "attractive" than men do. Explanation: Guys are pretty consistent when it comes to at More  →
Dating With Science: To Girls, "Hot" Can Mean Basically Anything

QUIZ: What Are Your Dreams Trying To Tell You?

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 15, 2018
Some people dream about unicorns and being able to fly; other people dream about regular, non-magical horses beating them up for their lunch money, and being completely unable to fly at all, cursed to just walk around like a normal person.  TLDR, your dreams about ... More  →
QUIZ: What Are Your Dreams Trying To Tell You?

QUIZ: Are You Attracted to Jerks?

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 8, 2018
Being attracted to jerks is, in fact, totally normal. Bad guys have had their allure ever since everybody loved Jesse James, whose only accomplishment was murdering a bunch of people while being hot. If you are like "yes, awesome," then proceed with the quiz to ... More  →
QUIZ: Are You Attracted to Jerks?

January New-Yearoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 5, 2018
It's a new year, Aries; it's time to put your best foot forward and your worst foot in a museum. In honor of the fact that January is National Hobby Month, your lucky hobby this month is fishkeeping. Your backup hobby is fish-naming. Try "Finley." That's a free one for you. More  →
January Horoscopes!

Do Guys Want Girls to Make the First Move?

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 2, 2018
You already have an idea of how dating is "supposed" to go: the guy asks you out, you go on a date, the guy initiates romantic contact, and then soon you are married and have so many beautiful babies that they're tumbling out of your cupboards, getting misplaced under the co More  →
Do Guys Want Girls to Make the First Move?

QUIZ: Are You Too Self-Deprecating?

By Jon_SkindzierDecember 5, 2017
It's not too hard to tell the very confident from the very insecure. For example, do you have a big, swooping, bold signature, or do you just write the word "sorry?" Do you shrug off rejection, or do you respond to it by hiding under ... More  →
QUIZ: Are You Too Self-Deprecating?

Dating With Science: Are Guys Threatened By Smart Girls?

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 14, 2017
Welcome back to Dating With Science, in which we illuminate the mysteries of romance using only the finest peer-reviewed science, and, occasionally, the spare science we dig out from between the couch cushions. Today's topic: girl brains, and whether or not boys find them t More  →
Dating With Science: Are Guys Threatened By Smart Girls?

November 2017 Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 8, 2017
Be aware, Aries, that guys are liable to immediately eat whatever Sadie's proposal you put in front of them, whether it's a pizza message or any other kind, and in fact you should ask from safely across the room if you have even handled pizza recently. In honor of it being N More  →
November 2017 Horoscopes!

QUIZ: How Stressed Are You?

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 1, 2017
Everyone responds to stress differently. For example, if you just shouted "I'M NOT STRESSED AT ALL I'M COMPLETELY FINE," even though that was just the title of the post and not a personal question, then you are probably pretty stressed. If you are too busy ... More  →
QUIZ: How Stressed Are You?