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What "Hot" Means to Girls VS What "Hot" Means to Guys

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 11, 2018
Science Fact: Women can find entirely different facial features attractive, depending on the kind of relationship they're looking for. Furthermore, they have a much broader definition of "attractive" than men do. Explanation: Guys are pretty consistent when it comes to at More  →
What "Hot" Means to Girls VS What "Hot" Means to Guys

Dating With Science: Are Guys Threatened By Smart Girls?

By Jon_SkindzierAugust 24, 2018
Welcome back to Dating With Science, in which we illuminate the mysteries of romance using only the finest peer-reviewed science, and, occasionally, the spare science we dig out from between the couch cushions. Today's topic: girl brains, and whether or not boys find them t More  →
Dating With Science: Are Guys Threatened By Smart Girls?

Weird Signs That Your Crush Might Like You

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 27, 2018
A boy is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside of some clothes, hopefully. Sometimes he will demonstrate he likes you by saying "I like you," to you, with his mouth. Other times he will demonstrate that he likes you by hiding behind a potted plant until you have left the ro More  →
Weird Signs That Your Crush Might Like You

Dating With Science: Guys Prefer Compatibility To "Hotness"

By Jon_SkindzierJune 19, 2018
Science Fact: Men think they value attractiveness over other positive traits, but personality is more important to them than they realize. Explanation: It often seems like physical attractiveness is the most important thing in the world. Already-beautiful women can only More  →
Dating With Science: Guys Prefer Compatibility To "Hotness"

May Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierMay 2, 2018
The 10th is Clean Up Your Room Day, Taurus, and the 11th is Eat What You Want Day. If you are extremely messy and it is 11:59 on the 10th, you know what you have to do. Remember this month not to speak too freely about other people's secrets when you can instead charge five More  →
May Horoscopes!

How You Should Ask Your Crush to Prom, According to Your Zodiac Sign

By Jon_SkindzierApril 26, 2018
Prom season is imminent, which means it's time to come up with increasingly complicated promposals using every possible resource at your disposal except for the mouth part of your face, because that would be much too easy. Here are some suggestions based on your astrological More  →
How You Should Ask Your Crush to Prom, According to Your Zodiac Sign

February Love-o-Scopes!!

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 9, 2018
It is the month of the Valentimes, Aries. Prepare yourself for these times by carrying flowers on your person every single day and wearing anything that protects you from the arrows of a winged baby. Keep in mind that swatting a baby out of the air is against the law, even i More  →
February Love-o-Scopes!!

QUIZ: What Are Your Dreams Trying To Tell You?

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 15, 2018
Some people dream about unicorns and being able to fly; other people dream about regular, non-magical horses beating them up for their lunch money, and being completely unable to fly at all, cursed to just walk around like a normal person.  TLDR, your dreams about ... More  →
QUIZ: What Are Your Dreams Trying To Tell You?

QUIZ: Are You Attracted to Jerks?

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 8, 2018
Being attracted to jerks is, in fact, totally normal. Bad guys have had their allure ever since everybody loved Jesse James, whose only accomplishment was murdering a bunch of people while being hot. If you are like "yes, awesome," then proceed with the quiz to ... More  →
QUIZ: Are You Attracted to Jerks?

January New-Yearoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 5, 2018
It's a new year, Aries; it's time to put your best foot forward and your worst foot in a museum. In honor of the fact that January is National Hobby Month, your lucky hobby this month is fishkeeping. Your backup hobby is fish-naming. Try "Finley." That's a free one for you. More  →
January Horoscopes!