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These 8 Foods Would Make the Best SOs (YES, THAT IS THE ACTUAL TITLE OF THIS SLIDESHOW)

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 4, 2016
Is the concept behind this slideshow completely ridiculous? ABSO-GOURDDAMN-LUTELY. But we here at SparkLife are committed to pushing the boundaries of investigative journalism (nope), and we will defend our choices TO THE DEATH. Now quit shaking your head in bemusement and c More  →
These 8 Foods Would Make the Best SOs (YES, THAT IS THE ACTUAL TITLE OF THIS SLIDESHOW)

These Conversation Tips Will Help You Survive Your First Date

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 20, 2016
Once upon a time, first date conversation was very simple; it was the gentleman's job to ask the questions, and the lady's job to pass them along to her father, so that he could answer them for her, via pneumatic steam tubes or zeppelin mail. Things have changed a lot in the More  →
These Conversation Tips Will Help You Survive Your First Date

January Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 12, 2016
It's true that you often find love in the most unexpected places, Aries, but the police are unlikely to accept this excuse when they find you there. You really need to make a statement to get your love life off the ground this month; "Hello" is a good start, instead of just More  →
January Horoscopes!

Ask Jono: Will My Anxiety Keep Me From Ever Finding Someone?

By Jon_SkindzierDecember 15, 2015
Hi Jono :) As always I'm someone seeking advice so let's get to it: I am 18 going on 19 in college and have not ever kissed or been in a relationship with anyone. It doesn't cause me too much despair, although it's rather odd to ... More  →
Ask Jono: Will My Anxiety Keep Me From Ever Finding Someone?

December Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierDecember 10, 2015
This is a celebratory month, Aries, but also a perilous one; the average American gains up to five pounds over the holidays, all at once, by unhinging her jaw like a snake and swallowing an entire ham. The stars advise that, instead of doing this, you should not do it. Your More  →
December Horoscopes!

November Horoscopes!!

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 6, 2015
NaNoWriMo is upon us once again. This event is like a forgotten anniversary, in that you're probably screwed if you weren't already preparing for it, and you probably can't just make up something about aliens at the last second. Luckily, we are going to provide you with wri More  →
November Horoscopes!!

25 Reasons You Secretly Believe You Would Totally Survive the Apocalypse

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 2, 2015
There are lots of possible apocalyptic scenarios, ranging from the plausible (debt limit catastrophe) to the implausible (zombie outbreak) to somewhere in between (fiscally irresponsible zombies have failed to raise the debt limit). Whatever the scenario, you've always secre More  →
25 Reasons You Secretly Believe You Would Totally Survive the Apocalypse

Spooktober Horrorscopes!!

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 7, 2015
You should maintain a heightened sense of awareness throughout this entire month, Aries, both because it is Awareness Month, and because it is haunted. The stars predict that you will finally develop a strategy for moving forward in your love life this month: walking forward More  →
Spooktober Horrorscopes!!

Dating With Science: How to Reject Someone

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 28, 2015
Welcome back to Dating With Science, where we blindly throw scientific studies at a dartboard until we have learned something about the mysteries of romance. We just finished covering being rejected, and why it sucks so much (the answer: because it really sucks, but in a s More  →
Dating With Science: How to Reject Someone