SparkLife posts by jon_skindzier

Poems To Avoid This Valentine's Day

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By: Jon_Skindzier

The Valentimes are once again upon us. It is a holiday of thinly-veiled stalking, nude flying babies, and ubiquitous romantic poetry. The stalking ...

February Horoscopes

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By: Jon_Skindzier

Dating With Science: Girls Literally Make You Stupider

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By: Jon_Skindzier

You, the reader, are probably a guy, and you are probably interested in dating girls, who are probably girls. At the risk ...

How To Sort of Pretend You Care About The Super Bowl This Year

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By: Jon_Skindzier

It's February, which means that everyone must once again gather around to watch the Super Bowl so that we can all talk about it ...

Annoying Corrections (That Are Not Correct)

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By: Jon_Skindzier

Sometimes people really do have good intentions when they correct you. "But those aren't honeybees, they're killer bees!" would be a helpful clarification for ...

Dating With Science: A Terrible Date Is Better Than a Perfect Date

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By: Jon_Skindzier

You, the reader, are probably a guy, and you are probably interested in dating girls, who are probably girls. At the risk of ...

Ask Jono: The Five Approaches To Dating

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By: Jon_Skindzier

Yo Jono,

I love your column. So I decided to go to you for advice. Basically, I have this guy friend. Recently, we went to ...

How To Spot a Liar

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By: Jon_Skindzier

We all know what the stereotypical liar looks like—shifty eyes, a curly mustache, shoulders hunched because he's lugging around a bag with a ...

Four Steps To Getting In Shape (Even If Fitness Makes You Miserable)

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By: Jon_Skindzier

Lots of people have resolved to get in shape with the coming of the new year. Right now, these people still feel ...

Dating With Science: Girls Prefer Coolness To Hotness

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By: Jon_Skindzier

You, the reader, are probably a guy, and you are probably interested in dating girls, who are probably girls. At the risk of ...