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Dating With Science: Force Boys To Fall In Love With You, Using Your Eyeballs

By Jon_SkindzierJune 30, 2015
Welcome back to Dating With Science! This column has covered many topics over the years, such as dating, and science, but one that comes up a lot is eyeballs, and looking into them, which we will henceforth refer to as "eye contact." Although we've touched on it before, we More  →
Dating With Science: Force Boys To Fall In Love With You, Using Your Eyeballs

June Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierJune 3, 2015
Welcome to Officially Summer, Aries; we're not quite into the Dog Days yet, which will happen in July, and are still in the Puppy Days, when everyone still thinks that summer is cute, before it has peed on the rug and eaten all the power cords. So hurry up and enjoy the b More  →
June 2015 Horoscopes!!

Dating With Science: Think You Know What You Want in a Significant Other? WELL YOU'RE WRONG.

By Jon_SkindzierMay 27, 2015
Welcome back to Dating With Science, where our ongoing mission is to bring you only the most useful and relevant scientific data, directly from a scientist's brain to yours, and all you have to do is read it with your eyeballs. Anytime a person holds up one finger and goes More  →
Dating With Science: Think You Know What You Want in a Significant Other? WELL YOU'RE WRONG.

Dating With Science: Can Girls Ask Guys On Dates?

By Jon_SkindzierMay 18, 2015
Welcome back to Dating With Science, your #1 source for True Science Boy Facts, in which we cover hard-hitting topics ranging from Do Boys Notice Makeup? to Boys: What Is Wrong With Them. In this installment, we look at taking the initiative in dating situations, and whe More  →
Dating With Science: Can Girls Ask Guys On Dates?

May Horoscopes!!

By Jon_SkindzierMay 8, 2015
Shed your winter blob clothes and kick up your heels, Aries; May is a month of growth and rebirth, named after a beautiful fertility goddess, one who was so antisocial that she lived alone in a cave, so basically there's something in this story for everyone. Even if you don' More  →
May Horoscopes!!

BETTER Dental Appointment Reminders

By Jon_SkindzierMay 1, 2015
So you're going through the mail, and there among the random bills and junk mail for your parents, there's something addressed to you! O frabjous day! Callooh! Cal--oh, wait, it's just a dental checkup reminder, which is the is the very opposite of frabjous. Crabjous, perha More  →
BETTER Dental Appointment Reminders

Dating With Science: Can Facial Features Predict If Your Crush Is THE WORLD'S MOST DATEABLE PERSON?!

By Jon_SkindzierApril 17, 2015
Welcome to the triumphant return of Dating With Science, which has risen from the ashes like a nerdy, awkward phoenix. This feature originally appeared on the MindHut, written for an audience of dudes, before we realized this site doesn't have those, at which point it beca More  →
Dating With Science: Can Facial Features Predict If Your Crush Is THE WORLD'S MOST DATEABLE PERSON?!

Ask Jono: I Rejected A Guy, But Now I'm Falling For Him!

By Jon_SkindzierApril 13, 2015
Dear Jono, May I start by saying how awesome your column is? Your advice has helped me in many situations, so I thought I'd ask for some help in another circumstance. You see Jono, there's this boy—*sighs pathetically* We'll call him Kevin. I met Kevin a few ... More  →
Ask Jono: I Rejected A Guy, But Now I'm Falling For Him!

April Horoscopes!!

By Jon_SkindzierApril 3, 2015
It's the year of the goat, Aries, and like a goat, this year will be disagreeable and cosmically irrelevant. April is Keep America Beautiful Month, so take steps to reduce waste; remember to turn off the lights when you leave a room, or, if you wish to cultivate an air of m More  →
April Horoscopes!!

Ask Jono: My Guy Friend Is Acting Weird and Confusing!

By Jon_SkindzierApril 2, 2015
Dear Jono, So I don't really know how to start this so let's just dive in and get this going, shall we? I'm currently a junior in high school and I have this "friend" (not really anymore, but you'll see why) who I've been pretty close to ... More  →
Ask Jono: My Guy Friend Is Acting Weird and Confusing!