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Ask Jono: Help Me Overachieve Less!

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 24, 2014
Hi Jono! First, whatever happened to the rest of Blogging Lord of the Flies? I loved those so much! They were the first article I read by you and I've been a fan ever since! Thanks for saying so, but the comedy of those was kind of ... More  →
Ask Jono: Help Me Overachieve Less!

Ask Jono: Is This Guy My Boyfriend or My Cantaloupe or What

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 22, 2014
Dear Jono, Thanks for being generally awesome. I love your column. Anywho, there's this guy (Winces. SORRY. Cute and original weren't working for me). I met him over the summer at camp, but what we had (have?) was more than just a summer fling. We were at ... More  →
Ask Jono: Is This Guy My Boyfriend or My Cantaloupe or What

Ask Jono: Am I Friend-Zoned, or Mixed-Signal-Zoned, or What?

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 15, 2014
Dearest Jono, I have a few questions that need answering that all pertain to one topic: a member of the male population that I have feelings for. So some background info about this guy: we have been friends for about three years. In fact, in elementary ... More  →
Ask Jono: Am I Friend-Zoned, or Mixed-Signal-Zoned, or What?

Dorm Room Decorating Tips

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 13, 2014
The average dorm room has a lot in common with the average jail cell: blank, featureless walls, furniture that is strictly utilitarian, and a roommate who may very well go insane and stab you at any time. But it doesn't have to be that way! Here are 25 suggestions for making More  →
Dorm Room Decorating Tips

Ask Jono: I Like My Friend's Brother! Or Do I?

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 6, 2014
Dear Jono, So I'm in a bit of a sticky situation. I've recently come to terms with the fact that I have a crush on my friend's brother, and this has caused many problems. My friend's totally indifferent to my liking him, but I'm scared that ... More  →
Ask Jono: I Like My Friend's Brother! Or Do I?

October HORROR-Scopes

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 2, 2014
Boooo, Aries! This is supposed to be a scary ghost sound, not disapproval over your life choices. Halloween is, of course, the highlight of this month; you'll really enjoy it this year if you hit the ground running, because you are faster than little kids, and can easily pus More  →
Brace Yourself for Your October HORROR-Scope!

Ask Jono: Should I Date Someone Just To Avoid Being NBK?

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 25, 2014
I’m reluctant to ask this question, because I figure it’ll just sound like one of those “I’ve-never-even-dated-a-guy-I’m-clearly-worthless-garbage-Jono-please-salvage-my-self-esteem” requests. But that’s totally not what it is. Well, okay, that’s mostly not what it is... let me explain my predicament. I’m going into my second year of ... More  →
Ask Jono: Should I Date Someone Just To Avoid Being NBK?

Ask Jono: I'm Going on a Date; How Do I Make It Platonic?

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 22, 2014
Dear Jono, Let me start by saying I love your column. You always give great advice and your jokes are awesome. But that's not the main reason I'm writing to you. I'm worried that I'm acting like a complete douche canoe to someone, and I want your ... More  →
Ask Jono: I'm Going on a Date; How Do I Make It Platonic?

Ask Jono: I Internet-Stalked a Guy and He Found Out! Nooo!

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 17, 2014
Helloooooooo Jono! I have a confession. I am an amazing internet stalker (I have added internet here so you don't imagine me hiding in dark corners wearing a trench-coat and a big hat). I once found a guy on Facebook that I had spotted at ... More  →
Ask Jono: I Internet-Stalked a Guy and He Found Out! Nooo!

Ask Jono: Should I Try to Date This Guy Before Going Away?

By Jon_SkindzierSeptember 15, 2014
Dear Jono, I fear I have already waited too long to send in this question. I love your advice and it really helped me hit it off with this new guy at work but I need to know what to do next; we have some ... More  →
Ask Jono: Should I Try to Date This Guy Before Going Away?