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Ask Jono: Does This Guy Like Me or Should I Marry a Cat

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 25, 2014
Hey all-knowing Jono! (At least I hope this is Jono… otherwise I am terribly sorry to the random person in the great internet abyss who is reading this.) I’ve used Sparknotes for years (thank you fantastic people at Sparknotes who got me through high school!) and ... More  →
Ask Jono: Does This Guy Like Me or Should I Marry a Cat

Ask Jono: Turning an Online Relationship Into a Non-Awkward Date

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 22, 2014
Hi Jono, I really like lamps!! Sorry, that was mainly to get your attention, because I really (REALLY) need your help (I do also happen to like lamps, though). But even more than I love lamps, I absolutely love your advice column and I would really appreciate ... More  →
Ask Jono: Turning an Online Relationship Into a Non-Awkward Date

College Majors You Didn't Know Existed

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 21, 2014
Choosing a college major is a major step toward planning your future, and a chance to explore what motivates you as a person. From fine arts to philosophy studies, there are countless majors that will make your dad lower his head into his heads and ... More  →
College Majors You Didn't Know Existed

Ask Jono: When Does a Guy's Attention Mean Something?

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 18, 2014
Dear Boy Whisperer, My friends and I are having a spat over—what else—boys. But not arguing over them, but rather, about if they like me. There's a specific friend of mine I've known since seventh grade that I met in an out-of-school setting. I asked ... More  →
Ask Jono: When Does a Guy's Attention Mean Something?

Ask Jono: Staying Friends After a Breakup

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 9, 2014
Hi Jono... So I need advice (surprise) and most of my friends are girls and quite frankly they just tell me what I want to hear, and thus I am emailing you because you've proven to know what you're saying. Also before I begin I'd like ... More  →
Ask Jono: Staying Friends After a Breakup

Ask Jono: My BF Wants a Long-Distance Relationship, But I Don't

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 7, 2014
Hi Jono! So, my question doesn't have to do with crushes, as most questions you get do, but with my relationship of nearly eight months. My boyfriend and I are both getting ready to go to college in August (me in Portland, him in LA) and ... More  →
Ask Jono: My BF Wants a Long-Distance Relationship, But I Don't

July Horoscopes!

By Jon_SkindzierJuly 1, 2014
Things are looking up this month, Aries, but only things that are very short relative to you, like children and dogs. July was originally named "Quintilis," which is why wishing people a "Happy Qunitilis" is a traditional way to get people to smack you in the head. Your litt More  →
July Horoscopes!

Ask Jono: Do I Really Have to SAY I Like Him?

By Jon_SkindzierJune 27, 2014
Dear Jono, I cannot express how much your advice column has helped me. Literally, if it weren't for you I would have awkwardly rolled through my sophomore year as the awkward potato that I am. SO here's the problemo, like 80% (if not more) of the Sparklers ... More  →
Ask Jono: Do I Really Have to SAY I Like Him?

Ask Jono: My Friend Keeps Leading This Poor Guy On!

By Jon_SkindzierJune 26, 2014
Hey Jono, First off, I love reading your advice columns. You’re absolutely hilarious and even when the problem doesn’t apply to me at all, I enjoy reading your response. But anyway, the problem at hand: I have a friend who is sort of a jerk. We’ll ... More  →
Ask Jono: My Friend Keeps Leading This Poor Guy On!

Ask Jono: How to Tell a Guy To Go Away, For Real This Time

By Jon_SkindzierJune 23, 2014
Dear Jono, I heartily enjoy reading your posts. Your advice is good, witty, and well-thought-out, and I would be very happy and grateful if you responded to this. I’ll just get straight to the point then. I’m in a sort of triangle (if you can call it ... More  →
Ask Jono: How to Tell a Guy To Go Away, For Real This Time