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Turn Your Platonic Friendship into a ROMANTICAL ROMANCE in 5 Steps

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 7, 2017
Falling for your friend is like falling down the stairs—it happens all at once, but also kind of in slow motion, and you are very confused, and then you wind up lying on the floor and weeping. Maybe it starts because you begin to notice some things. Was his smile always More  →
Turn Your Platonic Friendship into a ROMANTICAL ROMANCE in 5 Steps

March Horoscopes!!

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 6, 2017
It's time to make a statement this month, Aries, such as "Yes" or "Maybe." In honor of Everything You Think Is Wrong Day (March 15th), let us clear up some common misconceptions for you; yours is that Twinkies do not actually have an indefinite shelf life. In fact, the mom More  →
March Horoscopes!!

Do Guys Want Girls to Make the First Move?

By Jon_SkindzierMarch 2, 2017
You already have an idea of how dating is "supposed" to go: the guy asks you out, you go on a date, the guy initiates romantic contact, and then soon you are married and have so many beautiful babies that they're tumbling out of your cupboards, getting misplaced under the co More  →
Do Guys Want Girls to Make the First Move?

5 Ways Depression Lies to You (& How to Make It Stop)

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 21, 2017
Depression! Can't live with it, can't live without it. Well, you can, but not if you are a person who has depression. Its defining feature is that it never really goes anywhere. Depression is like being stuck with a terrible roommate who always ruins everything, except the r More  →
5 Ways Depression Lies to You (& How to Make It Stop)

QUIZ: How Stressed Are You?

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 17, 2017
Everyone responds to stress differently. For example, if you just shouted "I'M NOT STRESSED AT ALL I'M COMPLETELY FINE," even though that was just the title of the post and not a personal question, then you are probably pretty stressed. If you are too busy ... More  →
QUIZ: How Stressed Are You?

6 Valentines You Should DEFINITELY Give to Your Crush

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 9, 2017
Though we can't predict the future*, we can say with 100%** certainty that if you give one of these valentines to your crush, they will fall completely and irreversibly in love with you.*** Hey, have we ever been wrong before?**** We have not.***** *We CAN predict the futur More  →
6 Valentines You Should DEFINITELY Give to Your Crush

February Love-o-Scopes

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 7, 2017
Is there someone in your life, Aries, who makes your heart beat a little faster? Who makes you feel all tingly? If this person is wearing a lab coat and stethoscope then it is merely your doctor, and whatever she is making you feel can be safely ignored. Your Creative Romanc More  →
February Love-o-Scopes

Dating With Science: To Girls, "Hot" Can Mean Basically Anything

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 6, 2017
Science Fact: Women can find entirely different facial features attractive, depending on the kind of relationship they're looking for. Furthermore, they have a much broader definition of "attractive" than men do. Explanation: Guys are pretty consistent when it comes to at More  →
Dating With Science: To Girls, "Hot" Can Mean Basically Anything

8 Foods That Would Make the Best SOs (YES, THAT IS THE ACTUAL TITLE OF THIS SLIDESHOW)

By Jon_SkindzierFebruary 2, 2017
Is the concept behind this slideshow completely ridiculous? ABSO-GOURDDAMN-LUTELY. But we here at SparkLife are committed to pushing the boundaries of investigative journalism (nope), and we will defend our choices TO THE DEATH. Now quit shaking your head in bemusement and c More  →
8 Foods That Would Make the Best SOs (YES, THAT IS THE ACTUAL TITLE OF THIS SLIDESHOW)

Dating With Science: Guys Prefer Compatibility To Hotness

By Jon_SkindzierJanuary 20, 2017
Science Fact: Men think they value attractiveness over other positive traits, but personality is more important to them than they realize. Explanation: It often seems like physical attractiveness is the most important thing in the world. Already-beautiful women can only More  →
Dating With Science: Guys Prefer Compatibility To Hotness