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Poems To Avoid This Valentine's Day
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By: Jon_Skindzier
The Valentimes are once again upon us. It is a holiday of thinly-veiled stalking, nude flying babies, and ubiquitous romantic poetry. The stalking ...
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February Horoscopes
By: Jon_Skindzier
Remember that a crisis sometimes turns out to be an opportunity, while opportunistic bees often turn out to be a crisis. A romance will move you in a new direction this month, which is peculiar, because we thought we had figured out pretty much all of the directions already. Save your pennies, because when the moon aliens invade, we'll need them; you'll know why when it happens. Your bizarre February holiday is Toothache Day. More→
Dating With Science: Girls Literally Make You Stupider
By: Jon_Skindzier
You, the reader, are probably a guy, and you are probably interested in dating girls, who are probably girls. At the risk ...
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How To Sort of Pretend You Care About The Super Bowl This Year
By: Jon_Skindzier
It's February, which means that everyone must once again gather around to watch the Super Bowl so that we can all talk about it ...
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Annoying Corrections (That Are Not Correct)
By: Jon_Skindzier
Sometimes people really do have good intentions when they correct you. "But those aren't honeybees, they're killer bees!" would be a helpful clarification for ...
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Dating With Science: A Terrible Date Is Better Than a Perfect Date
By: Jon_Skindzier
You, the reader, are probably a guy, and you are probably interested in dating girls, who are probably girls. At the risk of ...
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Ask Jono: The Five Approaches To Dating
By: Jon_Skindzier
Yo Jono,
I love your column. So I decided to go to you for advice. Basically, I have this guy friend. Recently, we went to ...
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How To Spot a Liar
By: Jon_Skindzier
We all know what the stereotypical liar looks like—shifty eyes, a curly mustache, shoulders hunched because he's lugging around a bag with a ...
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Four Steps To Getting In Shape (Even If Fitness Makes You Miserable)
By: Jon_Skindzier
Lots of people have resolved to get in shape with the coming of the new year. Right now, these people still feel ...
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Dating With Science: Girls Prefer Coolness To Hotness
By: Jon_Skindzier
You, the reader, are probably a guy, and you are probably interested in dating girls, who are probably girls. At the risk of ...
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Having a Boyfriend, 101
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Why I Love and Hate Writing Fiction
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Poll Question
What's your favorite thing about Valentine's Day?
21%
Punching happy couples in the face
15%
Shooting people with arrows and then being all "WHAT?! I'm Cupid, yo!"
16%
Putting secret admirer notes in my crush's locker
6%
ERRRRVRTHING
11%
NOTHING
32%
Total Votes: 6975