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Blogging Vampire Academy: Part 9

By Jason SaenzApril 16, 2014
Last time on Blogging Vampire Academy, we found out more about the mysterious connection between Rose, Saint Vladimir and Ms. Karp, Rose apologized to Christian, and Lissa promised to never use her compulsion or healing powers again. You were collectively of the opinion that Rose ... More  →
Blogging Vampire Academy: Part 9

22 Signs You've Already Won This School Year

By Jason SaenzApril 11, 2014
Ever walk into a Chipotle and just know you're getting free guac? Sometimes you have that same premonition in school—that all the tests and home work assignments are going to go down easy, like Chipotle's special blend of avocado, cilantro and onion. Check out these ... More  →
22 Signs You've Already Won This School Year

Blogging Vampire Academy: Part 8

By Jason SaenzApril 9, 2014
Last time on Blogging Vampire Academy, we found out that Dimitri had a real rough childhood—like he makes Honey Boo Boo's childhood look gilded. His mother was a blood whore and his Moroi dad was such an asshat to his mother that Dimitri had to beat ... More  →
Blogging Vampire Academy: Part 8

Quiz: How Well Do You Know Your Internet Memes?

By Jason SaenzApril 3, 2014
There are just too many cats wearing top hats on the internet for one person to keep track of, yet somehow there are people who can spot a new meme from a virtual mile away. Think you are one of them? Take this quiz and ... More  →
Quiz: How Well Do You Know Your Internet Memes?

Blogging Vampire Academy: Part 7

By Jason SaenzApril 2, 2014
Velcome back, neckbiters! Last time on Blogging Vampire Academy, the Queen of the Moroi, Tatiana, visited the school and reamed out Lissa in front of the entire academy. Mia used Jesse to spread the rumor that Rose is a blood whore! It's not looking good for ... More  →
Blogging Vampire Academy: Part 7

Which Job That No Longer Exists Is Right for You?

By Jason SaenzMarch 31, 2014
If you're a graduate about to enter the job market for the first time, then GOOD LUCK! It's rough out there. So rough, Gwyneth Paltrow had to fire her husband, Chris Martin. So whether you'll be the Apple Martin-Paltrow of your employer's eye or have ... More  →
Which Job That No Longer Exists Is Right for You?

Blogging Vampire Academy, Part 6: Chapters 11 & 12

By Jason SaenzMarch 26, 2014
Last time on Blogging Vampire Academy, Rose and Jesse were caught getting hot and heavy in the teacher's lounge by Dimitri, and we found out Lissa has the same healing powers as Ms. Karp. Powers that are not to be used openly, because SOMEONE MIGHT ... More  →
Blogging Vampire Academy, Part 6: Chapters 11 & 12

What Guys Are Really Thinking...

By Jason SaenzMarch 25, 2014
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. Men start out in the embryonic stage with all-purpose gonads, women start out in the embryonic stage with all-purpose gonads. Men have brains, women have also got brains. WE ARE SO DIFFERENT. Understanding each other is therefore ... More  →
What Guys Are Really Thinking...

20 Quick Answers to "What Are Your Plans for Spring Break?"

By Jason SaenzMarch 24, 2014
The sun is shining, the snow is melting and the cute boys and girls at school are wearing tank tops again. YAY! Spring is back!! But since you've spent the past four months wrapped in blankets watching ALL of Netflix, you've completely forget to make ... More  →
20 Quick Answers to

Blogging Vampire Academy, Part 5: Chapters 9 & 10

By Jason SaenzMarch 19, 2014
Last time on Blogging Vampire Academy, Lissa made a grisly discovery when she arrived at her dorm and found a fox, still alive, lying on her bed with its throat cut. Christian also demonstrated his made pyro skills by lighting one of his classmates on ... More  →
Blogging Vampire Academy, Part 5: Chapters 9 & 10