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10 Trending Homecoming Themes

By Jason SaenzSeptember 18, 2014
It seems like just yesterday we left our hovels, and now it is time to return to them. It is time to plan the Homecoming Dance! Who will be your date? Who will be the Homecoming King and Queen? Will the school vote to end ... More  →
10 Trending Homecoming Themes

Quiz: Are You A Good Flirt?

By Jason SaenzSeptember 17, 2014
Do you scare away a crush every time you try to act all cool and sexy? Do you think you're acting suave when really you are acting like a uncaged wilderbeast? What's wrong? You KNOW what love is!But do you have the skills to flirt ... More  →
Quiz: Are You A Good Flirt?

30 Signs Your Sibling Is A Dog

By Jason SaenzSeptember 8, 2014
Growing up with someone in the house you can relate to and play with is maybe the best gift your parents could get you, outside of your very own TARDIS. Our childhoods are full of beaut sibling memories of building forts together, running through the sprinkler ... More  →
30 Signs Your Sibling Is A Dog

The Economic Argument For Giving Me Some Pocket Money This Weekend

By Jason SaenzSeptember 5, 2014
Hi Mom and Dad, I know times are tough for everyone. With the economy in the tank, school loans at an all time high and people wasting water to dump on their heads, I understand why you are reluctant to spend. But hold on a second. ... More  →
The Economic Argument For Giving Me Some Pocket Money This Weekend

How NOT To Break Up With Someone With Emojis

By Jason SaenzAugust 28, 2014
Let's face it: the English language is dying. LONG LIVE EMOJIS! It how everyone should communicate. But if your desire is to break up with someone, maybe using a turtle with a top hat isn't the best way to do it. People deserve to be broken ... More  →
How NOT To Break Up With Someone With Emojis

Who Is the Biggest Celeb Pranker of Them All?

By Jason SaenzAugust 27, 2014
Making movies isn't all flying through the air and dying in a pool of blood—there is a lot of sitting around. As a result, actors are some of the biggest pranksters around (YOU WOULD BE TOO IF YOU HAD TO SIT FOR FOUR HOURS WHILE SOMEONE PAINTED YOUR BUTT BLUE). HEREWITH, More  →
Who Is the Biggest Celeb Pranker of Them All?

21 Things From Childhood We Want to Take Into Grownupdom

By Jason SaenzAugust 26, 2014
Being an adult means you can eat all the sugary cereal you want, drive to the beach with friends on the weekend or drop out of life completely and ride the rails as a brakeman. The choice is yours, Adult! But if we could still ... More  →
21 Things From Childhood We Want to Take Into Grownupdom

31 Predictions For What Will Happen In The Next Mockingjay Trailer

By Jason SaenzAugust 15, 2014
As Hunger Game fans salivate for the next MockingJay trailer (the movie hits theaters in November) we have decide to speculate on what will happen in the next trailer. Sure, we've all read the books, but we think what a better way to get people ... More  →
31 Predictions For What Will Happen In The Next <i>Mockingjay</i> Trailer

Top 5 Body Myths DEBUNKED!

By Jason SaenzAugust 14, 2014
The human body is a mysterious and awesome thing, like a Twinkie. And like a Twinkie, your parents lied to you about your body. Mostly to keep you out of trouble, but still, MOM. Today, we compare the wisdom of parents to REAL, HARD INTERNET ... More  →
Top 5 Body Myths DEBUNKED!

How to Play With A Girls Hair in 10 Easy Steps (Curly Edition)

By Jason SaenzAugust 14, 2014
Playing with a girl's hair is like playing with fire. It's exciting, it's adventurous and it's also freaking dangerous. Tussle a girl's tresses the wrong way and you could get burned, because that is not hair, it's a pile of tumbleweeds covered in lighter fluid. Run. Here's a ... More  →
How to Play With A Girls Hair in 10 Easy Steps (Curly Edition)
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Jason Saenz

Jason Saenz is a writer in New York City. Follow him on Twitter @JasonSaenz!

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