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7 Times Being an Uruk Hai Was More Orcward Than Being in High School

By Jason SaenzMay 11, 2015
Sometimes it seems like life is just one long, echoing headslap. But if you think YOU are awkward, you should try being seven feet tall with a catcher's mitt for a face, like the Uruk Hai. THEY KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE TRULY ORCWARD.Image source: YouTube / New Line Cinema More  →
7 Times Being an Uruk Hai Was More Orcward Than Being in High School

All-Time Greatest Baseball Break-Up Lines

By Jason SaenzApril 23, 2015
Life can't be all peanuts and cracker jacks. Sometimes in a relationship, as in baseball, you gotta read the signals and make the call. YouTube/Columbia Pictures Here are some lines that will dispassionately release you from a bad innings—and remember, there's no crying in baseball. "You're like a pop ... More  →
All-Time Greatest Baseball Break-Up Lines

Read These Honest Chain Letters Or Or Or (Not)

By Jason SaenzApril 21, 2015
We've all gotten them. "You'll win a million dollars!" "I'm a sick kid in Asia who needs a new car!" "Angels are watching you!" If only forwarding a chain letter could bring us fame and fortune we'd never have to leave our desks again. Fortunately, ... More  →
Read These Honest Chain Letters Or Or Or (Not)

Serenity Prayers For Every Occasion

By Jason SaenzApril 17, 2015
Your orthodontic checkup. Early morning swimming practice. Kim Kardasian's new hair color... Some things we just have to accept. If you need help finding your center during life's trials, you can always recite the Serenity Prayer: "Oh God, give us the serenity to accept what cannot ... More  →
Serenity Prayers For Every Occasion

Quiz: How Cool Are Your Parents?

By Jason SaenzApril 9, 2015
Ella Montgomery on Pretty Little Liars. Lily Humphrey on Gossip Girl. Burt Hummel on Glee. Now these are some cool parents! While we may all wish our folks were as chill as these TV icons, it can be a little different when you want help ... More  →
Quiz: How Cool Are Your Parents?

Break-Up Texts by Famous Literary Characters

By Jason SaenzApril 6, 2015
Many a novel has been spun out over a will-they-or-won't-they plotline that could easily have been circumvented with a Verizon family plan.Say there *had* been cellphones around for these characters to use, we predict some dire early-stage breakups... More  →
Break-Up Texts by Famous Literary Characters

Play D.C. Class Trip Bingo

By Jason SaenzApril 2, 2015
Old monuments! History! The birth place of politics! No, I'm not talking about ancient Greece. I'm talking about our nation's capital, Washington D.C. Every class should take a trip to see how our government is run (here's a clue: slowly), plus eat all that astronaut ... More  →
Play D.C. Class Trip Bingo

The 29 Worst Ways to Get Asked to Prom

By Jason SaenzMarch 24, 2015
The art of the promposal dates back millennia to the time Paris asked Helen, "This party sucks, wanna jet?" and kicked off the Trojan War (BEST PROM THEME EVA). Today, as ever, the romantic stakes are high and the way you ask someone to prom is ... More  →
The 29 Worst Ways to Get Asked to Prom

How to Make Friends Depending on How Old You Are: A Guide

By Jason SaenzMarch 19, 2015
Friends are like mugs we make in pottery class: they may have weird hand-holds, but they're OURS. Learning to make friends is a challenge you'll face throughout life, and your technique is going to change over time. You will probably start out just making friends with ... More  →
How to Make Friends Depending on How Old You Are: A Guide

What Your Online Laugh Says About You

By Jason SaenzMarch 18, 2015
With all the ROFLing that PURPORTEDLY happens on the internet, it's a wonder there aren't more ethernet-related burn injuries. HOW IS IT, we always want to ask, THAT YOU ARE ROFLING, BUT ALSO TYPING? How do we have any butts left after we have laughed them all off? ... More  →
What Your Online Laugh Says About You