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16 Reality Shows That Would Be Better Than 16 and Pregnant

By Jason SaenzOctober 21, 2014
MTV just wrapped the fifth season of its hit reality show 16 and Pregnant, but is a weekly rage reel of teenagers dealing with the repercussions of unprotected HND really the best thing to put on television? Couldn't there be something more uplifting and positive ... More  →
16 Reality Shows That Would Be Better Than <i>16 and Pregnant</i>

The Worst Cafeteria Foods Ranked

By Jason SaenzOctober 9, 2014
Cafeterias are notorious for having the worst food in the world. What you need to understand about shopping for a burger, or wet taco, or thing made of corn on the cafeteria line is that you aren't looking for the best burger/wet taco/corn thing, you're ... More  →
The Worst Cafeteria Foods Ranked

29 Ominous Signs Your Careers Counselor Has No Clue

By Jason SaenzOctober 8, 2014
Until sorting hats become a real thing, we are left to determine our futures with little more guidance than aptitude tests (you saw how that worked out in Divergent) and careers counselors.¬†But all careers counselors are not alike. The following present red flags that should ... More  →
29 Ominous Signs Your Careers Counselor Has No Clue

10 Awakenings You'll Have First Semester

By Jason SaenzOctober 7, 2014
Heading off to college is filled with life lessons, but none will be as shocking and UNAVOIDABLE as these 10 here. So buckle up, young freshman. You are about to get some serious credits in the class called Life. 1. You Can Eat Whatever You Like, ... More  →
10 Awakenings You'll Have First Semester

How to Party Like a Philosophy Major

By Jason SaenzOctober 6, 2014
Some people study rocks at university, while others study vertebrate taxonomy, or economics or languages. But SPECIAL PEOPLE study things like "why do I exist?" and "are we all just the dreams of a flying tortoise?" Whether or not you're studying philosophy, you can harness ... More  →
How to Party Like a Philosophy Major

Homecoming Themes: Real or Fake?

By Jason SaenzOctober 6, 2014
Every school wants to make its homecoming dance THE dance to go to, but sometimes in the quest to attain true originality, student councils can go a little overboard. Think you've seen every weird homecoming theme in the book? Then take this quiz, answering "real" ... More  →
Homecoming Themes: Real or Fake?

10 Trending Homecoming Themes

By Jason SaenzSeptember 18, 2014
It seems like just yesterday we left our hovels, and now it is time to return to them. It is time to plan the Homecoming Dance! Who will be your date? Who will be the Homecoming King and Queen? Will the school vote to end ... More  →
10 Trending Homecoming Themes

Quiz: Are You A Good Flirt?

By Jason SaenzSeptember 17, 2014
Do you scare away a crush every time you try to act all cool and sexy? Do you think you're acting suave when really you are acting like a uncaged wilderbeast? What's wrong? You KNOW what love is!But do you have the skills to flirt ... More  →
Quiz: Are You A Good Flirt?

30 Signs Your Sibling Is A Dog

By Jason SaenzSeptember 8, 2014
Growing up with someone in the house you can relate to and play with is maybe the best gift your parents could get you, outside of your very own TARDIS. Our childhoods are full of beaut sibling memories of¬†building forts together, running through the sprinkler ... More  →
30 Signs Your Sibling Is A Dog

The Economic Argument For Giving Me Some Pocket Money This Weekend

By Jason SaenzSeptember 5, 2014
Hi Mom and Dad, I know times are tough for everyone. With the economy in the tank, school loans at an all time high and people wasting water to dump on their heads, I understand why you are reluctant to spend. But hold on a second. ... More  →
The Economic Argument For Giving Me Some Pocket Money This Weekend
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Jason Saenz

Jason Saenz is a writer in New York City. Follow him on Twitter @JasonSaenz!

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