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Let's Take a Closer Look at the Notes People Leave on Taylor Swift's Door

By Jason SaenzMarch 3, 2015
Since Taylor Swift moved to New York City, our lives have changed: at any moment, we know we could run into her strutting through the city, just doing good deeds on her legs, tossing her hair, being an ambassador; at any moment, we could spot her emerging from a SoHo shopfro More  →
Let's Take a Closer Look at the Notes People Leave on Taylor Swift's Door

True or False: Can You Really Read Someone's Eyes?!

By Jason SaenzFebruary 16, 2015
People say the eyes are the windows to the soul. But what if the windows are dirty and covered in drapes? It would be hard to see the soul then, right? Thankfully, you always have the front door, which is the window to the heart. ... More  →
True or False: Can You Really Read Someone's Eyes?!

Valentine's Day Gift Ideas for the Broken Pocketed

By Jason SaenzFebruary 14, 2015
Old enough to date but too young to have a job? SUCH IS THE TRAP OF ADOLESCENCE. Society tells us to " BUY BUY BUY THEIR LOVE!" but this Valentine's Day, if you have a date, you can show that special someone you care without spending a single ... More  →
Valentine's Day Gift Ideas for the Broken Pocketed

Snappy Comebacks for When People Try to Comfort You on Your Singledom This Valentine's Day

By Jason SaenzFebruary 12, 2015
If you're taking the struggle bus to Single Central this Valentine's Day, you are not alone. Some of us couldn't get dates, some of us almost got dates but then slipped on an icy staircase and are now stuck hauling around a hemorrhoid cushion, and ... More  →
Snappy Comebacks for When People Try to Comfort You on Your Singledom This Valentine's Day

Going Through a Breakup? Use This Press Release to Let Everyone Know You're Single and Ready to Mingle

By Jason SaenzJanuary 20, 2015
Sometimes breakups are so painful that you want to shout from the rooftops when it's all over. To alert a mass audience to your new single status quickly, adapt and send out this simple press release. *** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: [Name of Ex Boyfriend/Girlfriend] and I Have Broken ... More  →
Going Through a Breakup? Use This Press Release to Let Everyone Know You're Single and Ready to Mingle

The Top Ten Curses in Nerd History, Not Including the One That Made Ron Barf Slugs

By Jason SaenzJanuary 12, 2015
Skipped over at basketball tryouts? Spurned by that cute boy in psychology? Constantly retching up slugs on the turf at school? You might be the victim of an ancient curse! But before you can break the spell, you need to figure out exactly how your ... More  →
The Top Ten Curses in Nerd History, Not Including the One That Made Ron Barf Slugs
40 Predictions For 2015

40 Predictions For 2015

By Jason SaenzJanuary 4, 2015
2014 was crazy. We found water on Mars, Matthew McConaughey won all the awards and made no sense, Iggy Azalea pissed off Twitter, and Ariana Grande shrunk before our very eyes. With such a crazy year behind us, how can 2015 possibly top it? HO, NAIVE ... More  →

25 Nice Things to Say When You Hate the Present You Just Opened

By Jason SaenzDecember 25, 2014
We've all been there before. You think you're about to unwrap that sweet new Patagonia jacket, only to find 200 pairs of socks. IN THE SHAPE OF A JACKET. #WHY #why #y Don't worry. He's 25 things you can say when you find a big box of disappointment on ... More  →
25 Nice Things to Say When You Hate the Present You Just Opened

An Honest Letter to Santa

By Jason SaenzDecember 24, 2014
Dear Santa (or the idea of Santa), I know you do not exist. However, that will not stop me from expressing my deepest Christmas wishes to you via this letter. I think the "idea" of you is sound. You're a nice and jolly man, who lives ... More  →
An Honest Letter to Santa

A Helpful Guide to Handling Awkward Family Phonecalls

By Jason SaenzDecember 23, 2014
Sometimes you get lucky and escape having to see all of your family at once during the holidays. However, you can never escape a phone call. Don't want to say hello to your Second Great Aunt Once Removed who lives in Sweden and still thinks ... More  →
A Helpful Guide to Handling Awkward Family Phonecalls