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Oh Fortuna! We Read Your Palm & It ISN'T MESSING AROUND When It Comes to Love

By Janet ManleyJanuary 23, 2015
Previously in Dubious Science With SparkLife, we investigated what a Slytherin's palm looks like. This week, we have a much more fuzzy-hearted palm on our hands: that of Sparkler FoxfaceSokolov, whose hand, wall and soul are all a becoming shade of mauve. Are there pieces of ... More  →
Oh Fortuna! We Read Your Palm & It ISN'T MESSING AROUND When It Comes to Love

The Existentialism In Our Stars

By Janet ManleyJanuary 19, 2015
Our ancestors looked to the sky for answers to their biggest questions. And the sky gave them allllmoooooost nothing.Because the sky doesn't care about humans. It's infinite! Click on to begin your journey through a careless universe :)p.s. we love you. More  →
The Existentialism In Our Stars

We Look Into Your Future: How to Tell a Slytherin By Their Palm

By Janet ManleyJanuary 16, 2015
The first Sparkler brave enough to let us peer into her humors is STEPHANIE, who sent in a hologram of her palm. AND WHAT A PALM IT IS. Let's sift through her soul! First, let's look at Stephanie's life line. It is long, headed full-steam for her wrist ... More  →
We Look Into Your Future: How to Tell a Slytherin By Their Palm
EXCLUSIVE Sneak Peek at <i>Insurgent</i> Reveals Tris's Haircut, the Amity Faction, Factionless Compound + Insight From Shailene

EXCLUSIVE Sneak Peek at Insurgent Reveals Tris's Haircut, the Amity Faction, Factionless Compound + Insight From Shailene

By Janet ManleyJanuary 15, 2015
For all those of you who got all WHAT IS IN THE BOX after we shared the last trailer for Insurgent, and ogled the new Terminator-ish version of Tris in these splashy pics, we've got an exclusive look behind the scenes that will fill in lots of ... More  →

Plan Your Oscars-Watching Outfit Around THESE NOMINEES!

By Janet ManleyJanuary 15, 2015
Today, Oscars season was officially kicked off with the award nominations being announced while you lay in bed debating whether to get up and cook yourself some nutritious porridge for breakfast, or just wash down an Eskimo Pie with a cup of coffee. Who are the ... More  →
Plan Your Oscars-Watching Outfit Around THESE NOMINEES!

Thor's Hair, Norse God of Sheen, Has Been Felled

By Janet ManleyJanuary 14, 2015
Of the Norse gods, Odin is undoubtedly king: father to Thor, he is famed for hanging pierced upon a tree for right days, and for riding an eight-legged horse (far harder to sit than your typical roan). Behind Odin comes Balder, the beautiful and wise ... More  →
Thor's Hair, Norse God of Sheen, Has Been Felled

We Want to Read Your Fortunes: Send Us Your Palms, Tea Leaves, Tarot Cards and Spooky Words You Find in Your Alphabet Soup

By Janet ManleyJanuary 12, 2015
TODAY IS NOT THE FIRST TIME we have withdrawn the velvet curtain from our seeing eyes and looked piercingly into your souls like the Nazgul. We have previously analyzed your avatars and sung all the colors of your auras. BUT NOW WE WANT YOUR FUTURES TO ... More  →
We Want to Read Your Fortunes: Send Us Your Palms, Tea Leaves, Tarot Cards and Spooky Words You Find in Your Alphabet Soup

How Cold Is It Where You Live?

By Janet ManleyJanuary 8, 2015
If you live in the U.S., chances are school was canceled today due to HIGH RISK OF EYEBROW LOSS in the sub-zero temps that have settled over the land. But just how cold is cold? Depends on where you live. Revisit this handy infographic that tells you ... More  →
How Cold Is It Where You Live?

The Girl Scouts Are Going to Add New Cookies to Their Range, but They Are Adding the WRONG COOKIES

By Janet ManleyJanuary 6, 2015
The Girl Scouts of America do good work: They build fires, rescue dogs (??? I DON'T KNOW BUT THEY DO HAVE CANOES, RIGHT?) and perform a crucial role in the manufacturing industry, forging coconut, flour and high-fructose corn syrup to create THE ONE COOKIE TO ... More  →
The Girl Scouts Are Going to Add New Cookies to Their Range, but They Are Adding the WRONG COOKIES
About the Author
Janet Manley

Janet's desk was moved into the hall for the duration of coursework on Roman numerals in grade four, and she cannot tell one Rocky from another to this day. Her spirit animal is a wombat, and she has not written a novel. Dauntless, Gryffindor, Mockingjay. She tweets @janetmanley

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