SparkLife posts by emily_winter

What Do YOU Want to Ask Author John Green?

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By: Emily Winter

Orange juice shall be spilled. Laundry baskets, overturned. Pets, startled. Wherever you are reading this will momentarily become a HAVEN OF CHAOS AND MAYHEM, because ...

Dear Albert: LIFE OF ANNA

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By: Emily Winter

Dear Albert,
Currently I'm in a crush rut (if thats a logical term), I like my Best Friends Brother?!?!?! I think he's an awesome person and ...

Dear Albert: Fictionally Taken

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By: Emily Winter

I’m late for lunch. I slam my locker, but it swings back, stubborn and resistant. The Grapes of Wrath falls out.

“You SUCK Steinbeck!” I shout ...

What Are Your Dating Rules?

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By: Emily Winter

Jan Winter—my momface—has a dating rule called The Three Questions Rule. She says if you ask a guy three questions and he doesn't ask any ...

Sh*t Sparklers Say

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By: Emily Winter

We were so jazzed about Josh's Sh*t Geeks Say video that we had to make one of our own—ABOUT YOU.

(We hope you'll retaliate with a ...

The Sparkitors Launch a New GEEKY WEBSITE, THE MINDHUT!

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By: Emily Winter

THIS GEEK PARTY IS UNHINGED, Y'ALL.

Here at SparkLife, we've been nerdbombing out for the last THREE SOLID YEARS. We hate to steam our own glasses, ...

The MindHut: What Even Is This Place?

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By: Emily Winter

Welcome to The MindHut. If your buddy tells you he's been here before, he's lying.

You are the first—part of the chosen pack—who shall pave the ...

SparkNotes and DoSomething.org Bring You... Teens for Jeans!

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By: Emily Winter

Did your New Year's Resolution have something to do with Being a Better Person?

Ehem, ours too. So this year, we've become buds with the awesome ...

Dear Albert: Shades of Gray

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By: Emily Winter

A half hour ago I was thinking about putting my own slimy tongue in Anna Ingram’s mouth to express my affection. Now that just seems ...

Good Music, Cute Whale, and a Chubby Guy in Stripes

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By: Emily Winter

Can't a girl just post an adorable music video of a chubby guy and a whale without having to explain herself?

Who else loves this so ...