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J.K. Rowling Is #TeamMadonna Because She's Everything That's Good in the World

By ElodieMarch 2, 2015
Last week at the Brit Awards, Madonna pulled a Jennifer Lawrence—only with less Hugh Jackmans to the rescue and more horned, half-naked demon dancers doing absolutely nothing to help. Seriously, were they in on this? Who hired them? I think it's clear what's happening here: Madonna's ... More  →
J.K. Rowling Is #TeamMadonna Because She's Everything That's Good in the World

A Roundup of Our Favorite Harry Potter Facts (AKA the Greatest Thing You'll Read All Week)

By ElodieFebruary 26, 2015
We're the Harry Potter generation. As legacies go, it could certainly be worse (ex. the planking generation, or the gingivitis generation, or the generation that sweats too much). We've had seven books, eight movies, three parody musicals, and multiple puppet shows, whic More  →
A Roundup of Our Favorite Harry Potter Facts (AKA the Greatest Thing You'll Read All Week)

If Fictional Characters Could Text...

By ElodieFebruary 19, 2015
Gone are the days of messenger pigeons, smoke signals, telepathy, and actually talking with our mouths. If you're going to bother calling somebody on the phone, you'd better be a) willing to suffer though a lot of excrutiatingly awkward silences, or b) actually, literally o More  →
If Fictional Characters Could Text...

25 Oscar Speeches We'd LOVE to See

By ElodieFebruary 17, 2015
Oscar speeches are basically just long, rambling interludes between selfies, surprise pizza deliveries, and (CROSS YOUR FINGERS FOR SUNDAY) big Neil Patrick Harris musical numbers. They’re boring. They’re predictable. Have some fun with it, people! We want bad puns, dramatic monologues, unforeseen plot twists—maybe a backflip ... More  →
25 Oscar Speeches We'd LOVE to See

The 10 ABSOLUTE WORST Kids to Babysit

By ElodieFebruary 11, 2015
Okay, true story: I once had to babysit upwards of 25 kids during a PTA meeting, and they tied me up and locked me in a closet. (I WASN'T JUST BAD AT MY JOB. If you spent as much time babysitting as I did back ... More  →
The 10 ABSOLUTE WORST Kids to Babysit

J.K. Rowling Answers 4 Questions That Harry Potter Fans Have Been Asking for YEARS

By ElodieFebruary 9, 2015
J.K. Rowling is just the gift that keeps on giving. In between writing scripts, tweeting riddles, and presumably making deals with the devil for eternal youth in exchange for an entire generation’s never-ending tears, she recently carved out some time to answer fan questions on ... More  →
J.K. Rowling Answers 4 Questions That Harry Potter Fans Have Been Asking for YEARS

CALLING ALL WIZARDS AND/OR SPARKLERS: What Would YOUR Horcrux Be?

By ElodieFebruary 4, 2015
For the purposes of this post, let's set aside the fact that Horcruxes are mechanisms of EVIL and DESTRUCTION, and let's instead talk about which family heirlooms/ancient relics/killer diaries we'd be shoving our souls into. We all like to think we'd make better decisions than ... More  →
CALLING ALL WIZARDS AND/OR SPARKLERS: What Would YOUR Horcrux Be?

We've Cast the Next Generation of Hogwarts Students (& IT'S THE BEST THING EVER TO HAPPEN TO YOU)

By ElodieJanuary 29, 2015
If you know anything about me, you know that I am obsessed with Harry Potter. Harry Potter is all I have. I spend my Saturday nights sewing my very own Weasley jumpers and writing Snagrid fanfiction by the light of of my Triwizard Cup lamp. (Snagrid=Snape/Hagrid. IT’S TH More  →
We've Cast the Next Generation of Hogwarts Students (& IT'S THE BEST THING EVER TO HAPPEN TO YOU)

Tom Felton Sorts Celebs Into Hogwarts Houses (& We Disagree With Pretty Much All of His Choices)

By ElodieJanuary 27, 2015
You know what they say: you either die a Slytherin, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Gryffindor. Mere days before former Slytherin Tom Felton became the world's newest and most reluctant Gryffindor, he was quoted as saying he would "definitely not be taking the ... More  →
Tom Felton Sorts Celebs Into Hogwarts Houses (& We Disagree With Pretty Much All of His Choices)