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How to Date, According to Shakespeare

By ElodieJune 29, 2015
There are a lot of things you probably don't know about Shakespeare. For one thing, he invented crop tops. For another, he didn't believe that France existed.* But the thing you probably don't know the most about Shakespeare is that his #1 priority was EDUCATION in ... More  →
How to Date, According to Shakespeare

The Looking for Alaska Movie is No Longer Just a Faraway Dream... It's REALLY HAPPENING

By ElodieJune 26, 2015
On Wednesday, in the deep, dark netherworld of the Internet, there was a brilliant burst of white light as JOHN GREEN ANNOUNCED THAT THE LOOKING FOR ALASKA MOVIE IS OFFICIALLY HAPPENING. IT EVEN HAS A DIRECTOR AND EVERYTHING. We know this became a thing back in ... More  →
The <em>Looking for Alaska</em> Movie is No Longer Just a Faraway Dream... It's REALLY HAPPENING

If Fictional Characters Could Text, PART FOUR

By ElodieJune 23, 2015
Texting is the best thing since carrier pigeons. This is a fact. Old people can yammer all they want about how it's the millennial scourge of mankind that will bring us all to ruin, but at the end of the day, I can push a few buttons on my phone and make pizza appear on m More  →
If Fictional Characters Could Text, PART FOUR

The 8 People You'll See at the Beach This Summer

By ElodieJune 18, 2015
Third-degree sunburns. Bikini malfunctions. Airborne sharks. What's not to love about the beach?! But no matter how many times the ocean sends us trudging home with sand stuck in unspeakable places, we just keep going back. And when we return to those glorious shores every ... More  →
The 8 People You'll See at the Beach This Summer

Welcome to the World, Cumberbaby!

By ElodieJune 15, 2015
If you felt a disturbance in the force on Saturday night, worry not: it was just the CREATION OF A NEW WORLD ORDER, as Benedict "CHEEKBONES" Cumberbatch and his wife Sophie "MORE CHEEKBONES" Hunter introduced a BRAND SPANKING NEW BABY BOY INTO OUR MIDST. That's right, ... More  →
Welcome to the World, Cumberbaby!

5 Awkward Summer Situations That Will Probably Definitely Happen To You

By ElodieJune 4, 2015
"I hate summer and the vast freedom and warm weather it offers," says nobody. Face it, summer’s great. There are, however, some awkward situations that are pretty much summer-specific, such as… The situation: Cutting your hair too short. Everyone wants to break out the cute summer ... More  →
5 Awkward Summer Situations That Will Probably Definitely Happen To You

There's a Marauder's Map Extension for Google Chrome, & It's Kind of Super Creepy

By ElodieJune 3, 2015
We can think of about 5,000 reasons we’d want a real-life Marauder’s Map, and all of them involve knowing what Chris Hemsworth is doing with his free time. (Shirtless baking? Frolfing? TELL US.) And in the parallel universe where we are Facebook friends with the ... More  →
There's a Marauder's Map Extension for Google Chrome, & It's Kind of Super Creepy

In THE WORLD'S MOST WONDROUS SLIDESHOW, the Stars of Harry Potter Share Their Favorite Lines From the Films!

By ElodieMay 28, 2015
Two-part question for you guys: 1) what is the greatest quote in all of the Harry Potter universe, and 2) why is it most definitely that part where Harry tells Snape that Roonil Wazlib is his nickname? "This is the copy of Advanced Potion-Making that you purchased fro More  →
In THE WORLD'S MOST WONDROUS SLIDESHOW, the Stars of <em>Harry Potter</em> Share Their Favorite Lines From the Films!

This Deleted Mean Girls Scene Shows Regina George at Her Very Best (& By Best We Mean Worst)

By ElodieMay 27, 2015
It's been about eleven years since fetch didn't happen, and Mean Girls is as relevant to our lives as it ever was. Not only is Glen Coco still the pinnacle of human evolution, and not only is Kevin G.'s Mathlete Rap still the best thing ... More  →
This Deleted <em>Mean Girls</em> Scene Shows Regina George at Her Very Best (& By Best We Mean Worst)

How to Go Stag like a CHAMPION

By ElodieMay 13, 2015
If you’re going stag to prom, it either means a) you’re an Animagus like James Potter and things are about to get awesome at Hogwarts, or b) you’re going to prom Han style… as in SOLO. (Anyone?) But why does that have to be misconstrued ... More  →
How to Go Stag like a CHAMPION