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Answer These Would-You-Rather Questions & We'll Tell You if You're More of an Introvert or an Extrovert

By ElodieJuly 20, 2018
Would-you-rather questions are like windows to the soul. I once asked someone if they would rather eat cake-flavored pizza or pizza-flavored cake, they said pizza-flavored cake, and I never spoke to them again. (We were clearly very different people.) So what will the window to your ... More  →
Answer These Would-You-Rather Questions & We'll Tell You if You're More of an Introvert or an Extrovert

Harry Potter Characters That Would've Made Way Better Couples

By ElodieJuly 20, 2018
I’m not really in the business of telling people what they should or should not be shipping (unless of course you ship anyone with the Basilisk, in which case I’m going to have to put my foot down). But when it comes to the end-game couples of Harry Potter canon, I thi More  →
Harry Potter Characters That Would've Made Way Better Couples

QUIZ: What Six-Word Story Sums Up Your Life?

By ElodieJuly 19, 2018
As a society, we have been obsessed with six-word stories ever since Ernest Hemingway (allegedly) gifted us with the eternal bummer "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." There are some good six-word stories out there. "Strangers. Friends. Best friends. Lovers. Strangers," for instance, or "Last man ... More  →
QUIZ: What Six-Word Story Sums Up Your Life?

Why Prisoner of Azkaban is My Least Favorite Harry Potter Movie

By ElodieJuly 18, 2018
I have a lot of bad opinions. (For instance, I’m not a huge fan of ice cream, the original Star Wars movies, or going to the beach. Now that this information is out there, I’m fully prepared to be followed by a group of people chanting “SHAME!” at me wherever I go, More  →
Why <i>Prisoner of Azkaban</i> is My Least Favorite Harry Potter Movie

6 of the Most Messed-Up Books We All Had to Read for School

By ElodieJuly 18, 2018
We have all read our share of messed-up books in the name of school. Every single one of us has experienced an In Cold Blood, a Lolita, maybe a Clockwork Orange or two. It’s simply inevitable. Let’s talk about them. Now, I could not include EVERY disturbing, godfors More  →
6 of the Most Messed-Up Books We All Had to Read for School

Every Shakespeare Play Summed Up in a Quote from The Office

By ElodieJuly 17, 2018
I know a lot of stuff about exactly two things: Shakespeare, and The Office. That’s it. That’s my entire pool of knowledge. I majored in the first one, and I’ve rewatched all 9 seasons of The Office somewhere in the neighborhood of 12,000 times, so I basically major More  →
Every Shakespeare Play Summed Up in a Quote from <i>The Office</i>

Pick a Greek God and We'll Tell You Your Biggest Flaw

By ElodieJuly 17, 2018
I myself am perfect and have no discernible flaws. I do everything right on the first try, and I have never spilled spaghetti sauce on myself, not even once. (Certainly not a second time after I changed my shirt.) For the rest of you flawed, deficient ... More  →
Pick a Greek God and We'll Tell You Your Biggest Flaw

QUIZ: What Vibe Do You Give Off?

By ElodieJuly 13, 2018
Do you give off a weird vibe? A judgmental vibe? An IDGAF vibe? Perhaps you are some kind of bizarre otherworldly entity and therefore give off no vibes at all. (But realistically, there’s only like a 12% chance of that happening, so don’t worry.) [viralQuiz id=457] ... More  →
QUIZ: What Vibe Do You Give Off?

QUIZ: Is This a Panic! at the Disco Song or a Robert Frost Poem?

By ElodieJuly 12, 2018
Unless you have taken to the woods, all Thoreau-like, you probably know that there's a new Panic! at the Disco album out. You probably also know that Panic! at the Disco is best-known for 1) being the soundtrack to most of our collective teenage angst, ... More  →
QUIZ: Is This a Panic! at the Disco Song or a Robert Frost Poem?

20 of the Most Heartbreaking Lines in Literature (If These Don't Make You Cry You're a Monster)

By ElodieJuly 12, 2018
I’m just going to be super up-front about this: my goal here is to make you cry. I cried while writing this thing, and if I had to be tearful and sniffling in a coffee shop full of stupefied strangers trying desperately not to meet my eye, then so do you. Anyway, here are More  →
20 of the Most Heartbreaking Lines in Literature (If These Don't Make You Cry You're a Monster)
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Elodie

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