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Awesome Gift Ideas for Your Bestie (Sorted By Their Hogwarts House, OBVIOUSLY)!

By ElodieNovember 24, 2014
 Gifts are hard. Your dad doesn’t want anything, your sibling just needs money, and your hot biology teacher is saying woefully unhelpful things like "Why would you need to know my favorite kind of chocolate?" And that’s not even taking Hogwarts houses into account (a. More  →
Awesome Gift Ideas for Your Bestie (Sorted By Their Hogwarts House, OBVIOUSLY)!

Tom Felton Pranks Rupert Grint, Inadvertently Sets Off A Prank War Destined to Spiral Out of Control

By ElodieNovember 20, 2014
An unsettling wind picked up in New York City last week, and Rupert Grint felt a chill emanate in his very core for reasons he couldn't explain. Elsewhere, Tom Felton was smiling manically. He had booked a plane ticket. He'd seen the opportunity. This was ... More  →
Tom Felton Pranks Rupert Grint, Inadvertently Sets Off A Prank War Destined to Spiral Out of Control

Liam Hemsworth Says JLaw Made Their Kissing Scenes As Gross As Possible (Which Somehow Makes Us Love Her More)

By ElodieNovember 18, 2014
If we here at SparkLife had the opportunity to smooch the smaller Hemsworth brother, we would probably weep profusely, or faint, or maybe just die, and we would follow up our death with a round of teeth-brushing that lasted the better part of a year. ... More  →
Liam Hemsworth Says JLaw Made Their Kissing Scenes As Gross As Possible (Which Somehow Makes Us Love Her More)

The 15 Greatest Burns In Harry Potter History

By ElodieNovember 13, 2014
Harry Potter is known for defining childhoods and shaping lives, but what people sometimes forget is that it’s also the book series that launched a thousand sick burns. You knew things were about to get serious whenever Harry and Malfoy had a face-off, or whenever ... More  →
The 15 Greatest Burns In <em>Harry Potter</em> History

Taylor Swift Stabs A Cake, Beats Up A Car, & Is Generally Amazing in "Blank Space" Music Video

By ElodieNovember 11, 2014
We didn’t think there was anything in the world more perfect than T-Swift’s new song Blank Space (which we sing in the shower with far too much intensity for people who don’t actually have a long list of ex-lovers)… BUT THAT WAS BEFORE WE SAW ... More  →
Taylor Swift Stabs A Cake, Beats Up A Car, & Is Generally Amazing in

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events is Coming to Netflix!

By ElodieNovember 6, 2014
Hold on to your childhoods, Sparklers, BECAUSE ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE ABOUT TO COME TRUE RIGHT NOW: Netflix has decided to produce an original series based on Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events! The adventures of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire were what primed our ... More  →
Lemony Snicket's <em>A Series of Unfortunate Events</em> is Coming to Netflix!

50 NaNoWriMo Plot Ideas for the Plot-less

By ElodieNovember 5, 2014
National Novel Writing Month may have already started, but it's not too late to catch up! All you need is coffee, a pair of writing pants, some chocolate, the unique ability to sob and write simultaneously, and a good idea. Let's assume you've already got ... More  →
50 NaNoWriMo Plot Ideas for the Plot-less

20 Things We Learned About Umbridge from J.K. Rowling's New Short Story

By ElodieNovember 3, 2014
Halloween's over, and we're all a little older, a little wiser, and a little more broken inside because UMBRIDGE'S BACKSTORY IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD AND BOY, IS IT A DOOZY. Going in, we saw two possible outcomes: either 1) it would make us ... More  →
20 Things We Learned About Umbridge from J.K. Rowling's New Short Story

Our Fave Celebs Share Their Worst On-Screen Kissing Experiences (& Teach Us What NOT to Do)

By ElodieOctober 31, 2014
Kissing has the potential to be sloppy, haphazard, and generally unpleasant… even if you’re beautiful and super famous. It’s kind of a relief that the kissing gods don't discriminate. We’re all going to swap spit with someone who’s been scarfing down garlic and uses their ... More  →
Our Fave Celebs Share Their Worst On-Screen Kissing Experiences (& Teach Us What NOT to Do)

We Rank the Ghosts of Harry Potter from Least Spooky to SPOOKIEST

By ElodieOctober 30, 2014
Hogwarts is not your typical school. We get that. It's got a three-headed dog, a talking hat, and a forest full of monsters just begging for their own wacky sitcom. But what really takes the cake is that there are ghosts (also known as FORMER PEOPLE) strolling ... More  →
We Rank the Ghosts of <em>Harry Potter</em> from Least Spooky to SPOOKIEST
About the Author
Elodie

Writer. College student. Good at losing her keys, eating breakfast sandwiches, and holding lifelong grudges. She realizes none of these things will help her survive a zombie apocalypse, and she’s made her peace with that. You can follow her on Twitter @elleohdee, but it’s just going to be a lot of complaining.

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