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The Latest from Pottermore: WE GOT THE LOW-DOWN ON DRACO MALFOY, INFERI, & VAMPIRES (BUT MOSTLY DRACO)

By ElodieDecember 22, 2014
IT'S OFFICIAL: CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY TO THE DRACO MALFOY FAN CLUB ON POTTERMORE. Grab your Tom Felton t-shirts and your Slytherin scarfs and gather 'round, all ye Draco-obsessed, because today we got some juicy details on the boy who is blond of hair, grey of ... More  →
The Latest from Pottermore: WE GOT THE LOW-DOWN ON DRACO MALFOY, INFERI, & VAMPIRES (BUT MOSTLY DRACO)

Pottermore Surprises ABOUND: We Learn About the Leaky Cauldron, Snape, & Voldemort's Secret Vendetta Against Good Ice Cream

By ElodieDecember 15, 2014
If you're anything like us, you spent your weekend eating whole gingerbread houses, Googling photos of teacup pigs in teacups, and catching up on the latest Pottermore info. (We're sorry you didn't get a lot of homework done. We're not sorry your weekend was BASICALLY ... More  →
Pottermore Surprises ABOUND: We Learn About the Leaky Cauldron, Snape, & Voldemort's Secret Vendetta Against Good Ice Cream
Pottermore Surprise #1: J.K. Rowling Reveals Connections About Snape, Lily, & That Time Harry and the Dursleys Were All Hilariously Holed Up in a Hotel Together

Pottermore Surprise #1: J.K. Rowling Reveals Connections About Snape, Lily, & That Time Harry and the Dursleys Were All Hilariously Holed Up in a Hotel Together

By ElodieDecember 12, 2014
SCORE. The first of J.K. Rowling's twelve Christmas surprises has turned out to be INFORMATION (plus some gold in your Pottermore Gringotts bank account. HEY, BIG SPENDER). If you were able to answer the following riddle, you were granted the low-down on the fictional town ... More  →

The Rules of Mistletoe

By ElodieDecember 11, 2014
The rules of mistletoe are finite and unyielding. I mean, for God's sake people—if we don't have officially mandated mistletoe regulations, do we really have anything? Society would collapse. Chaos would reign. People would be making out at Christmas parties willy-nilly. We might as well ... More  →
The Rules of Mistletoe

Hold on to Your Elder Wands, Sparklers: J.K. Rowling Is Releasing Brand New Content About DRACO MALFOY!

By ElodieDecember 9, 2014
Apparently even an Umbridge exposé can't exhaust the magic quill of J.K. Rowling—as evidenced by the glorious fact that starting December 12th, she'll be releasing new material on Pottermore every single day until Christmas! All you have to do is answer a daily riddleto unlock potions, gold Galleons, ... More  →
Hold on to Your Elder Wands, Sparklers: J.K. Rowling Is Releasing Brand New Content About DRACO MALFOY!

Awesome Gift Ideas for Your Bestie (Sorted By Their Hogwarts House, OBVIOUSLY)!

By ElodieNovember 24, 2014
 Gifts are hard. Your dad doesn’t want anything, your sibling just needs money, and your hot biology teacher is saying woefully unhelpful things like "Why would you need to know my favorite kind of chocolate?" And that’s not even taking Hogwarts houses into account (a. More  →
Awesome Gift Ideas for Your Bestie (Sorted By Their Hogwarts House, OBVIOUSLY)!

Tom Felton Pranks Rupert Grint, Inadvertently Sets Off A Prank War Destined to Spiral Out of Control

By ElodieNovember 20, 2014
An unsettling wind picked up in New York City last week, and Rupert Grint felt a chill emanate in his very core for reasons he couldn't explain. Elsewhere, Tom Felton was smiling manically. He had booked a plane ticket. He'd seen the opportunity. This was ... More  →
Tom Felton Pranks Rupert Grint, Inadvertently Sets Off A Prank War Destined to Spiral Out of Control

Liam Hemsworth Says JLaw Made Their Kissing Scenes As Gross As Possible (Which Somehow Makes Us Love Her More)

By ElodieNovember 18, 2014
If we here at SparkLife had the opportunity to smooch the smaller Hemsworth brother, we would probably weep profusely, or faint, or maybe just die, and we would follow up our death with a round of teeth-brushing that lasted the better part of a year. ... More  →
Liam Hemsworth Says JLaw Made Their Kissing Scenes As Gross As Possible (Which Somehow Makes Us Love Her More)

The 15 Greatest Burns In Harry Potter History

By ElodieNovember 13, 2014
Harry Potter is known for defining childhoods and shaping lives, but what people sometimes forget is that it’s also the book series that launched a thousand sick burns. You knew things were about to get serious whenever Harry and Malfoy had a face-off, or whenever ... More  →
The 15 Greatest Burns In <em>Harry Potter</em> History

Taylor Swift Stabs A Cake, Beats Up A Car, & Is Generally Amazing in "Blank Space" Music Video

By ElodieNovember 11, 2014
We didn’t think there was anything in the world more perfect than T-Swift’s new song Blank Space (which we sing in the shower with far too much intensity for people who don’t actually have a long list of ex-lovers)… BUT THAT WAS BEFORE WE SAW ... More  →
Taylor Swift Stabs A Cake, Beats Up A Car, & Is Generally Amazing in
About the Author
Elodie

Writer. College student. Good at losing her keys, eating breakfast sandwiches, and holding lifelong grudges. She realizes none of these things will help her survive a zombie apocalypse, and she’s made her peace with that. You can follow her on Twitter @elleohdee, but it’s just going to be a lot of complaining.

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