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Would You Rather... (There's 10 MILLION BUCKS on the Line!)

By ElodieSeptember 3, 2015
Before we find out what twisted things you people would be willing to do for some cold, hard cash, I feel like we should pay tribute to last week's question. I asked whether you'd rather be able to jump in and out of existing fictional worlds or have your own stories come t More  →
Would You Rather... (There's 10 MILLION BUCKS on the Line!)

The Dos and Don'ts of Going Back to School

By ElodieSeptember 2, 2015
August is like the nail in the coffin of your summer. Gone are the days of sleeping whenever you darn well please and mass-consuming entire bags of Doritos unchecked. It's time to start taking life seriously again, because before you know it, the first day of school is goin More  →
The Dos and Don'ts of Going Back to School

9 Ways to Deal with Homesickness When You Go Off to College

By ElodieSeptember 1, 2015
Going off to college is the rough equivalent of being pushed out of an airplane with no parachute. Now, it's true that I've never actually been pushed out of an airplane with no parachute, but that's not going to stop me from using this metaphor ... More  →
9 Ways to Deal with Homesickness When You Go Off to College

Harry Potter: The Boy Who KILLS?

By ElodieAugust 28, 2015
Boy wizard defeats the forces of evil and saves the world. We know that story. That story is boring. But boy wizard/SECRET DEMON CHILD with a glint in his cold, dead eyes and malice in his icy black heart wreaks magical havoc on the wizarding ... More  →
Harry Potter: The Boy Who KILLS?

Would You Rather... (CALLING ALL BOOKWORMS, WHICH MEANS ALL OF YOU)

By ElodieAugust 27, 2015
There are two kinds of hypothetical question-answerers in this world: 1) the people who take the question seriously and have frank discussions about time travel and pirates, and 2) the people who totally suck butts and say things like, "Neither scenario's ever gonna happen, More  →
Would You Rather... (CALLING ALL BOOKWORMS, WHICH MEANS ALL OF YOU)

Here Are 7 MORE Harry Potter Fan Theories (Including 1 That Got the J.K. Rowling Stamp of Approval!)

By ElodieAugust 26, 2015
Pardon my word vomit, but ASDFGHJKLALKD! J.K. Rowling, the goddess herself, has descended from her literary throne to muddle about with the likes of us trash Muggles (who are up to our depraved, obsessed eyeballs in fanfiction, bad jokes, and saucy Harry/Draco fanart) so More  →
Here Are 7 MORE Harry Potter Fan Theories (Including 1 That Got the J.K. Rowling Stamp of Approval!)

John Green Opens Up About His Anxiety & Panic Attacks to Help De-Stigmatize Mental Illness

By ElodieAugust 19, 2015
Let's do a pop quiz. Say you're up to your elbows in anxiety and suddenly you get catapulted into a near-constant spotlight on a national press tour. How do you react? a) Scream forever. b) Pee my pants at every available opportunity. c) Surround myself with supportive people, ... More  →
John Green Opens Up About His Anxiety & Panic Attacks to Help De-Stigmatize Mental Illness

100 Ways to Start a Conversation on the First Day of School

By ElodieAugust 18, 2015
Who doesn't enjoy starting up a conversation on the first day of school? Well, everyone, basically, because at best it's awkward and at worst it's a social catastrophe you'll regret for the rest of your life. So if you want to make a good first impression and not verbally More  →
100 Ways to Start a Conversation on the First Day of School

Would You Rather... (Grab Your Deep Thinking Hats and BUCKLE UP)

By ElodieAugust 17, 2015
:It turns out asking "Which of these studly stud-muffins would play Sirius Black in a Marauders TV show?" is a good way to ignite the fires of reasoned debate. So basically, last time, we just talked about hair. We didn't reach a consensus about which actor more aptly embo More  →
Would You Rather... (Grab Your Deep Thinking Hats and BUCKLE UP)

Would You Rather... (It's Sirius Black vs. Sirius Black!)

By ElodieAugust 14, 2015
Last time we established that MOST PEOPLE (besides harrypotterandtimeywimeystuff, AvatarKyoshi, and my mom) would rather have a Marauders prequel than a Harry Potter TV show. In a fair world, we could have both, but this isn't a fair world. It's actually just a callousl More  →
Would You Rather... (It's Sirius Black vs. Sirius Black!)
About the Author
Elodie

She's a writer, a bad influence, and a connoisseur of fine chicken nuggets. She's also parallel parked at least one car. She realizes none of these things will help her survive a zombie apocalypse, and she’s made her peace with that. You can follow her at ironic-lady.tumblr.com, but it's just going to be a lot of complaining.

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