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The Elodie Awards: 2014 Emmys Edition (Complete with Questionable Dancing, Bow Ties, and Aaron Paul GALORE)

By ElodieAugust 26, 2014
Welcome to another edition of the Elodie Awards, wherein I give out awards based on merit and fabulous hair. For those wondering, yes, I do this in my daily life also. I regularly give out the "worst person in the history of ever" award to ... More  →
The Elodie Awards: 2014 Emmys Edition (Complete with Questionable Dancing, Bow Ties, and Aaron Paul GALORE)

The 7 Back-to-School Dreams Everyone's Having

By ElodieAugust 22, 2014
Going back to school is a veritable tsunami of bizarre experiences and raw emotion. You're freaking out on the daily about returning to those hallowed hallways—and it reallllly doesn't help that you're being plagued by a series of baffling horror dreams before school has even ... More  →
The 7 Back-to-School Dreams Everyone's Having

12 Songs We Wish the Ice Cream Truck Would Play

By ElodieAugust 13, 2014
Ice cream trucks are STUPENDOUS. The human race was on its A-game when it decided summer meant some dude in a truck cruises through neighborhoods and passes out Fudgesicles. In fact, we may have peaked too soon. The ice cream truck was probably the best idea ... More  →
12 Songs We Wish the Ice Cream Truck Would Play

12 Things NOT to Bring to College

By ElodieAugust 12, 2014
Packing for college is just one of those things you only learn how to do through hilarious trial and error, like going down a steep hill on a pogo stick, or juggling fire, or ordering a sandwich at Subway. And while knowing what to bring ... More  →
12 Things NOT to Bring to College

9 Terrible Tinder Picture Mistakes (and the Reasons People Make Them)

By ElodieJuly 25, 2014
Tinder is the latest mobile dating app craze that's sweeping a nation of a) eligible youths legitimately just looking to meet people, b) gross hooligans, c) devious Internet trolls, and d) CONAN O'BRIEN AND DAVE FRANCO. Here's the dealio: you register with Facebook (your last name ... More  →
9 Terrible Tinder Picture Mistakes (and the Reasons People Make Them)

7 Real-Life Things Inspired by the Harry Potter Series (One of Which Will TERRIFY YOU TO YOUR VERY CORE)

By ElodieJuly 10, 2014
Harry Potter—it's the franchise that launched a thousand ships (GET IT?!), seven books, eight movies, its own musical genre, a theme park, countless fan sites, a puppet show web series, a legitimate sport, three parody musicals, hilarious gifs out the wazoo, and A RECENT SHORT STORY THAT ... More  →
7 Real-Life Things Inspired by the Harry Potter Series (One of Which Will TERRIFY YOU TO YOUR VERY CORE)

What We'd Name Our Kids if We Were Married to Our Celebrity Crushes

By ElodieJune 19, 2014
Kelly Clarkson had a baby recently—and instead of picking a string of random nouns out of a hat and slapping them on a birth certificate, she actually gave her daughter a pretty normal name: River Rose Blackstock. Is it a superhero alias? Is Kelly Clarkson ... More  →
What We'd Name Our Kids if We Were Married to Our Celebrity Crushes

The Elodie Awards: The Fault in Our Stars Edition

By ElodieJune 12, 2014
ATTENTION: SPOILER ALERTS AHEAD! Do you ever wish the Academy Awards would dish out prizes for things like "greatest, most godlike hair" or "worst person ever" or even "most stupidly attractive smile to ever grace the features of a human being"? Well, wish no longer. I ... More  →
The Elodie Awards: <em>The Fault in Our Stars</em> Edition

11 MORE Awkward Moments in Fiction

By ElodieJune 11, 2014
Remember that time we talked about awkward moments in fiction, and it was pretty much awful? Well, we’ve all collectively done about 17,000 awkward things since then, so it seems like the time is ripe to remind ourselves that fictional characters have it so much ... More  →
11 MORE Awkward Moments in Fiction

9 Awful Things You'll Watch Just Because Your All-Time Favorite Actor Is In Them

By ElodieJune 3, 2014
As soon as we saw the title of this post, we thought AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON. That's less because he's relevant to the post than it is because we spend 99%of our day thinking AARON TAYLOR JOHNSON, but he certainly is our crush of the moment—and while ... More  →
9 Awful Things You'll Watch Just Because Your All-Time Favorite Actor Is In Them
About the Author
Elodie

Writer. College student. Good at losing her keys, eating breakfast sandwiches, and holding lifelong grudges. She realizes none of these things will help her survive a zombie apocalypse, and she’s made her peace with that. You can follow her on Twitter @elleohdee, but it’s just going to be a lot of complaining.

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