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How to Go Stag like a CHAMPION

By ElodieMay 13, 2015
If you’re going stag to prom, it either means a) you’re an Animagus like James Potter and things are about to get awesome at Hogwarts, or b) you’re going to prom Han style… as in SOLO. (Anyone?) But why does that have to be misconstrued ... More  →
How to Go Stag like a CHAMPION

"I Never Saw Frozen" (and 40 More Statements That Make You a Traitor to Your Generation)

By ElodieMay 12, 2015
Okay, look: if you want to be a part of this generation, you're going to have to get with our memes, our hashtags, and the fact that everything nowadays is wrapped in bacon. Failure to do so is not just a faux pas of the ... More  →
"I Never Saw <em>Frozen</em>" (and 40 More Statements That Make You a Traitor to Your Generation)

Calling All Third-Year Hogwarts Students: WE NEED YOUR BOGGARTS

By ElodieMay 7, 2015
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. (Also bears, because they can smell fear and they know all your weaknesses.) Supposedly Franklin Delano Roosevelt said that, but if you factor in the existence of magic and Time Turners, it could totally have been ... More  →
Calling All Third-Year Hogwarts Students: WE NEED YOUR BOGGARTS

J.K. Rowling Apologized for Killing Off Our Favorite Dearly Departed Ginger... BUT IS THAT ENOUGH?

By ElodieMay 5, 2015
Dear J.K. Rowling, Open your window. That wordless, sustained, millions-strong sobbing is the sound of an entire generation that is still not over Fred. AND YOU THINK YOU CAN FIX THIS WITH A SIMPLE APOLOGY? May 2nd was the 17th anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts, as ... More  →
J.K. Rowling Apologized for Killing Off Our Favorite Dearly Departed Ginger... BUT IS THAT ENOUGH?

Grab Your Flamingo Ties, Nerdfighters, Because We're Dream-Casting the Looking for Alaska Movie!

By ElodieApril 30, 2015
The Paper Towns movie isn't even out yet, and we are ALREADY PREPPING OUR CROOKED HEARTS for Looking for Alaska by dream-casting the crap out of it. The movie rights were originally optioned way back in 2005, which means the urge to assemble the perfect potential cast h More  →
Grab Your Flamingo Ties, Nerdfighters, Because We're Dream-Casting the <em>Looking for Alaska</em> Movie!

Stephen Hawking Weighs in On Zayn Leaving One Direction, Makes Our Geeky Dreams Come True

By ElodieApril 28, 2015
Sparklers, we're about to type a sentence that has heretofore existed only in our wildest fantasies: Over the weekend, Stephen Hawking appeared in hologram form and hilariously addressed Zayn Malik's departure from One Direction. YES. WE FEEL LIKE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A DREAM WE HAD ONCE, BUT ... More  →
Stephen Hawking Weighs in On Zayn Leaving One Direction, Makes Our Geeky Dreams Come True

If Fictional Characters Could Text, PART THREE

By ElodieApril 16, 2015
In the last installment of If Fictional Characters Could Text, we learned that no matter who you are or where you’ve been, it is a truth universally acknowledged that everyone goes through a phase when they use WAY too many emojis—even Mr. Darcy. (Perhaps especially  More  →
If Fictional Characters Could Text, PART THREE

Supreme Dork Eddie Redmayne Might Be Playing Newt Scamander in the Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Movie!

By ElodieApril 13, 2015
GOOD NEWS, POTTERBUTTS: Diagon Alley is abuzz with rumors that is that Oscar-winning human disaster Eddie Redmayne is a hot contender for the role of Newt Scamander in JK Rowling's upcoming Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them film. Other possible candidates for the role include Matt ... More  →
Supreme Dork Eddie Redmayne Might Be Playing Newt Scamander in the <em>Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them</em> Movie!

Harry Potter WAS A FIGMENT OF RON WEASLEY'S IMAGINATION THE WHOLE TIME (& 14 Other CRAZY Conspiracy Theories)

By ElodieApril 9, 2015
April 1st isn't just Fred and George's birthday—it also happens to be the day you shouldn't believe anything, ever, at all. This is why we totally didn't fall for this joke article where J.K. Rowling "confirmed" that every last Quidditch match, wizard's duel, and magical misdemeanor in ... More  →
Harry Potter WAS A FIGMENT OF RON WEASLEY'S IMAGINATION THE WHOLE TIME (& 14 Other CRAZY Conspiracy Theories)

We're Getting Down to Business...TO DREAM-CAST THE LIVE-ACTION MULAN FILM

By ElodieApril 3, 2015
Swift as a coursing river and with all the force of a great typhoon, our dream-cast for for the upcoming live-action Mulan film IS HERE. Guys, we've been waiting for this forever. It's been about 17 years since Fa Mulan decided to go She's the Man-ing it all over war- More  →
We're Getting Down to Business...TO DREAM-CAST THE LIVE-ACTION <em>MULAN</em> FILM
About the Author
Elodie

Writer. College student. Good at losing her keys, eating breakfast sandwiches, and holding lifelong grudges. She realizes none of these things will help her survive a zombie apocalypse, and she’s made her peace with that. You can follow her on Twitter @elleohdee, but it’s just going to be a lot of complaining.

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