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20 Awkward Things That Will Probably Happen While Watching a Movie With Your Crush

By Danielle KraeseApril 29, 2014
So your crush is on his way over to join you on an epic cinematic journey of romance—congratulations! Chances are, right now your armpits are like two twin waterfalls of perspiration, and every outfit you try on makes you look like a creature from Where ... More  →
20 Awkward Things That Will Probably Happen While Watching a Movie With Your Crush

Slick Pickup Lines for the Ski Slopes

By Danielle KraeseFebruary 4, 2014
Is there any better time for romance than when you’re out on the slopes? There’s the fresh air! The summit views! The matted hair! The snot dripping down your face and into your mouth! The lumpy snow pants where wedgies live on forever! Next time ... More  →
Slick Pickup Lines for the Ski Slopes

20 New Year's Eve Mistakes That Rookies Make

By Danielle KraeseDecember 31, 2013
New Year’s Eve is the one glitter-drenched night a year when we all manage to get everything right: we somehow find ourselves blessed with the dance moves of Beyoncé, the charm of Jennifer Lawrence, and the lustrous mane of Brad Pitt before he stopped using ... More  →
20 New Year's Eve Mistakes That Rookies Make

The Best of Danielle's 2013

By Danielle KraeseDecember 17, 2013
Danielle is SparkLife's foremost dog expert and understudy barfer. ... More  →
The Best of Danielle's 2013

How To Tell The Temperature Without A Thermometer

By Danielle KraeseDecember 13, 2013
Winter is the perfect time to pick up a new skill—you can learn how to knit ugly holiday sweaters, build an igloo with your bare hands, or create a life-size sculpture of two giraffes giving each other a bath. But all of these incredible talents ... More  →
How To Tell The Temperature Without A Thermometer

The 15 Worst Things to Say When You Get a Bad Gift

By Danielle KraeseNovember 26, 2013
The holidays are approaching faster than Santa sliding down a chimney after a year of cutting out carbs. And whether it’s a pair of splintery wooden clogs from your grandparents or a miniature snail farm from a Secret Santa, the occasional bad gift is unavoidable. ... More  →
The 15 Worst Things to Say When You Get a Bad Gift

Quiz: Is your college roommate trying to take over your life?

By Danielle KraeseOctober 11, 2013
Whether you hand-picked each other or were randomly matched, living with a roommate can be more terrifying and privacy-wrecking than falling asleep in class and blurting out your crush's name. You just don't know what to expect: maybe the two of you will have a ... More  →
Quiz: Is your college roommate trying to take over your life?

Your Mom's Most Embarrassing Facebook Updates

By Danielle KraeseAugust 5, 2013
Moms and social media: they go together like peanut butter and clam juice! Wait, that doesn’t sound like a delightful combination? You say it actually sounds kind of horrifying? EXACTLY. If your mom is already on Facebook, you know all too well what we’re talking ... More  →
Your Mom's Most Embarrassing Facebook Updates

These Cats Are Freaking Out About Finals

By Danielle KraeseJune 5, 2013
You think you're freaking out about finals? Well, these 'fraidy cats are about to make you look like an enlightened zen master! More  →
These Cats Are Freaking Out About Finals

10 Awesome Things to Say Right After Barfing in Front of People

By Danielle KraeseMay 1, 2013
We’ve all been there: you’re going about your business when suddenly, your digestive system decides to kick into reverse, leaving you and everything within a five foot radius covered in a putrid concoction of Fruit Loops, bologna, Go-Gurt, and some other things you can’t recall ... More  →
10 Awesome Things to Say Right After Barfing in Front of People
About the Author
Danielle Kraese

Danielle writes, performs improv, and loiters in Starbucks locations in and around New York City. When she grows up, she wants to be an author or an elephant whisperer. Or maybe both. Follow her on Twitter @DanielleKraese.

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