SparkLife posts by dan_bergstein

The New G.I. Joe Trailer is a Nerdy Daydream Come True

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By: Dan_Bergstein

The first G.I. Joe movie was a forgettable popcorn flick. Not even Joseph Gordon Levitt could save it from goofiness. But compared to the Transformers ...

Blogging Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Part 7

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Nineteen: The Lion and the Serpent
Better Title: Luna's Hat is Every Kind of Wonderful

I'm not a big fan of the Quidditch scenes in ...

How to Throw the Perfect Oscar Party

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By: Dan_Bergstein

The nominations have been announced (Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close got nominated? Really? Reeeeeeally? That doesn't look like a movie. It looks like a commercial ...

The 50 Best Types of Girls

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By: Dan_Bergstein

“She’s not my type,” is a fair way to avoid awful dates or explain why your sorry ass was dumped. But what is your type? ...

How to Fix Rupert Grint's Career

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By: Dan_Bergstein

After watching Daniel Radcliffe host this week’s Saturday Night Live, and seeing Emma Watson’s career continue to mature, I feel it necessary to write Rupert ...

Make Everything Like Call of Duty

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By: Dan_Bergstein

The Call of Duty series is not only one of the most successful video game franchises, but one of the most successful entertainment properties of ...

Blogging Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Part 6

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Chapter Sixteen: In the Hog's Head
Better Title: Bars Are Good Places for Teenagers

After thinking it over, Harry finally agrees that teaching his own Defense ...

Introducing the SparkLife Theater Department!

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By: Dan_Bergstein

Welcome to the first meeting of the newly formed SparkLife Theater Department. Here you will learn the art of performing. You will learn about drama. ...

January Horoscopes

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By: Dan_Bergstein

It’s a new year. It’s a leap year. So watch out! To learn what happens in the next twelve months, read your super special horoscope ...

Blogging Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Part 5

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Chapter Thirteen: Detention With Dolores
Better Title: Saw 7

I didn't scream when Dumbledore died. I didn't shed a tear for Sirius or Moody. When one of ...