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Things Guys Can't Wear

By Dan_BergsteinMarch 14, 2013
The world of fashion shines upon women, but for men the fashion light is far dimmer. And it’s not fair. There are clothing items and accessories that some guys (not naming names) would love to sport, but because of social standards, size restrictions, and general ... More  →
Things Guys Can't Wear

Dan's 22 Storytelling Tips

By Dan_BergsteinMarch 13, 2013
Pixar’s storyboard artist Emma Coats wrote 22 awesome storytelling tips for writers, and since Tweeting the list, it’s gone viral. The advice is great, with wonderful nuggets such as: "Tip #19: Coincidences to get characters into trouble are great; coincidences to get them out of ... More  →
Dan's 22 Storytelling Tips

How To Enjoy a Book If You Disagree With the Author's Beliefs

By Dan_BergsteinMarch 12, 2013
Can you still enjoy a book if you disagree with the author’s personal beliefs? In recent years, author Orson Scott Card has made it clear that he’s against same-sex marriage. He also wrote Ender’s Game, one of the most popular sci-fi novels of all time, ... More  →
How To Enjoy a Book If You Disagree With the Author's Beliefs

Battle of the Blonds: Draco vs. Joffrey

By Dan_BergsteinMarch 11, 2013
Blond boys are sadistic jerks...according to recent fantasy books. In the Harry Potter stories, flaxen-haired Draco Malfoy is not only the school bully but an all-around ass. In the Game of Thrones universe, fair-haired Joffrey is a spoiled boy-king who gets everything he wants. These ... More  →
Battle of the Blonds: Draco vs. Joffrey

100 Ways to Flirt With Girls

By Dan_BergsteinMarch 8, 2013
When it comes to flirting, guys need all the help we can get. It’s not easy to flirt with a girl, but after years of flirting experience and successes, it was possible to nail down the 100 best, sure-fire, guaranteed ways to flirt with the ... More  →
100 Ways to Flirt With Girls

Why I Won't Be Seeing Oz: The Great And Powerful

By Dan_BergsteinMarch 7, 2013
Are you going to see Oz: The Great and Powerful this weekend? Cool. I’ll stay back and make sure your oven isn’t on and no one robs your house. I’ll also take care of your dog. And I’ll feed your fish—but not too much, I ... More  →
Why I Won't Be Seeing Oz: The Great And Powerful

Why March is the Best Month

By Dan_BergsteinMarch 5, 2013
We were wrong. After reviewing yesterday’s article “Why March is the Worst Month” we realized that whole thing is a lie. March is super! March is perfect! March is the Spider-Man of months! There is no month as monthier as March! And if you need ... More  →
Why March is the Best Month

Why March is the Worst Month

By Dan_BergsteinMarch 4, 2013
March is a horrible, awful month filled with confusing weather and boring days. Even if your birthday is in March, you must admit that the other 30 days of the month feel like standing in a long tedious line at the Spring office, where we ... More  →
Why March is the Worst Month

Are These New Shoes Offensive Or Fun?

By Dan_BergsteinMarch 1, 2013
Fashion trends always push the envelope, but there’s something annoying and offensive about the new line of Skechers called “Daddy’$ Money.” That’s not a typo, and this is not a joke. Skechers is promoting a new line of hidden wedge footwear aimed at spoiled teens ... More  →
Are These New Shoes Offensive Or Fun?

100 Creative Responses to "How's School?"

By Dan_BergsteinFebruary 28, 2013
Adults are afraid of teenagers which is why many refuse to communicate with the younger generation. When they do speak up, it’s only to ask the most vague question of them all: How’s school? Because that question is among the worst (right up there with ... More  →
100 Creative Responses to