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Real or Faux? Guess the Internet News Headlines!

By Chrissie GruebelJanuary 30, 2013
You know you’re living the beautiful, information-rich life you deserve as an American citizen when a quick headline search produces both “Pentagon Ends Ban on Women Serving in Combat Zones” and “Kate Upton Washes a Mercedes in Slow Motion.” And now that you have that operational ... More  →
Real or Faux? Guess the Internet News Headlines!

21 Thoughts You Might Think When You're Bored Out of Your Mind

By Chrissie GruebelJanuary 29, 2013
How do you know you’ve entered the boredom vortex? Well, there are the biological signs: glassy eyes, slack jaw, orange-coated fingers from that entire bag of Doritos you didn’t even know you were eating. But the signs you really need to pay attention to are ... More  →
21 Thoughts You Might Think When You're Bored Out of Your Mind

Live Blogging the Golden Globes!

By Chrissie GruebelJanuary 13, 2013
Truth time—I don't watch award shows. I always start out with the best intentions, but then I get bored. Not tonight, though. Not tonight. Amy Poehler and Tina Fey?! In the words of my bestie, "God, I wish they would be friends with us." I feel ... More  →
Live Blogging the Golden Globes!

8 Things That You Already Forgot About 2012

By Chrissie GruebelJanuary 7, 2013
I know, it already seems like so long ago—especially now that the future’s arrived and we’re wearing the matching silver jumpsuits and enjoying the flying cars of glorious 2013. But let’s stop communicating telepathically with our robots for a sec and (cue echo-y wizard voice) ... More  →
8 Things That You Already Forgot About 2012

Science Gives Ghosts and Demons the BEATDOWN

By Chrissie GruebelDecember 3, 2012
Remember how people used to think the sun revolved around the Earth and you could bleed out sicknesses and if you swallowed gum you'd grow a gum tree in your stomach? At the time, “science" said all this was true (except for maybe the gum ... More  →
Science Gives Ghosts and Demons the BEATDOWN

Don't Delete Your Ex's Number! Do This Instead.

By Chrissie GruebelNovember 21, 2012
< Remember what I said about being friends with your ex? Well, there’s that lovely group of plane-crash survivors…and then there are the Others. The Others are the ones that don't deserve your friendship. They don't deserve your thoughts. They don't deserve ... More  →
Don't Delete Your Ex's Number! Do This Instead.

So You Think You Can Be Friends With Your Ex?

By Chrissie GruebelNovember 13, 2012
When it comes to breakups, I fully subscribe to the "relationship half-life" idea, which is something I made up myself, based on my very loose and some might say "wrong" understanding of science and math. Basically, I think it takes roughly half the time you ... More  →
So You Think You Can Be Friends With Your Ex?

6 Costumes That'll Take Until 2013 to Make

By Chrissie GruebelNovember 6, 2012
It's November 6, and you know what that means: it's time to wake yourself from that Halloween-candy-coma-stupor and start working on next year's costume. I mean, 2012 was great and all, but I think next year, if we work together and use all 359 (357? ... More  →
6 Costumes That'll Take Until 2013 to Make

"Walking Tacos" and Our Awesome, Semi-Edible Alternatives

By Chrissie GruebelNovember 5, 2012
Have you guys heard of Walking Tacos? They're a bag of crushed Fritos filled with all the other stuff that make tacos tacos—basically, a portable smorgasbord of ground beef, cheese, and Frito goodness. Then you just get a fork (actually, I think the spork might ... More  →

Better (More Hilarious) Titles for 16 Of Our Favorite Books

By Chrissie GruebelOctober 23, 2012
It’s no surprise that we love Better Book Titles. And what do we do when we love something?! We shamelessly imitate it, of course! We've appointed ourselves Better Book Titles’ little sis (is that legal? We don’t care.) and to pay homage to our “big sib,” ... More  →
Better (More Hilarious) Titles for 16 Of Our Favorite Books
About the Author
Chrissie Gruebel

Chrissie Gruebel is a bunch of things separated by commas, but more often than not, she’s a writer, comedian, and wearer of too many colors at once. Here she is on Twitter: @chrissiegruebel.

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