SparkLife posts by chelsea_dagger

Rejected Prom Themes

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By: Chelsea_Dagger

We hacked into the mainframe of the highly confidential National Prom Theme Database and found these gems. It’s a crying shame they haven’t been put ...

Re-Casting the Classics

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By: Chelsea_Dagger

Have you ever wondered what your favorite old movies would be like if they were re-cast with today’s stars? Of course you haven’t. But maybe ...

Things You Might Find When You’re Feeling Around Under Your Car Seats for an Ice Scraper

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By: Chelsea_Dagger

You might see the title of this post and think to yourselves, “WHY IS THIS EVEN A POST. WHY.” To which we might respond, “WE ...

Real, Actual, Legit Ways Not to Impress Girls (We're Still Not Kidding Around)

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By: Chelsea_Dagger

This one is for you, gents! Here's how NOT to impress the ladies.

1. Bare-knuckle brawls. Don’t operate under the impression that violent displays of ...

Real Actual Legit Ways Not to Impress Boys (This Time We Ain’t Kiddin’ Around)

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By: Chelsea_Dagger

Since our last post on this subject left a little something to be desired in the practicality department, we’ve decided to write a slightly more ...

Times I’ve Wanted to Kick My Sibling’s A#%

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By: Chelsea_Dagger

We love ‘em, we hate ‘em, we want to hit them repeatedly in their oversize heads with pillows made of sheet rock. Who are they? ...

The Best Ways to Insult SparkLife Writers

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By: Chelsea_Dagger

Today’s post was inspired by a Sparkler who wrote the following comment under a recently published article: “Wait, really? This was front-paged for...what reason? Protip: ...

7 Ways Not to Impress Boys

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By: Chelsea_Dagger

Last week, we ran a post about how not to impress girls. Just to be fair, we had to write an equally-ridiculous article for the ...

7 Ways Not to Impress Girls

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By: Chelsea_Dagger

1. Do 29 cartwheels in a row. Follow this stupendous display of acrobatic skill by barfing. ...

10 Things to Do Instead of Doing Your Homework

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By: Chelsea_Dagger

As if you really needed a list:

1. Make a list of all the things you’d rather do than your homework. Send that list to SparkLife. ...