SparkLife posts by chelsea_dagger
Rejected Prom Themes
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By: Chelsea_Dagger
We hacked into the mainframe of the highly confidential National Prom Theme Database and found these gems. It’s a crying shame they haven’t been put ...
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Re-Casting the Classics
By: Chelsea_Dagger
Have you ever wondered what your favorite old movies would be like if they were re-cast with today’s stars? Of course you haven’t. But maybe ...
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Things You Might Find When You’re Feeling Around Under Your Car Seats for an Ice Scraper
By: Chelsea_Dagger
You might see the title of this post and think to yourselves, “WHY IS THIS EVEN A POST. WHY.” To which we might respond, “WE ...
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Real, Actual, Legit Ways Not to Impress Girls (We're Still Not Kidding Around)
By: Chelsea_Dagger
This one is for you, gents! Here's how NOT to impress the ladies.
1. Bare-knuckle brawls. Don’t operate under the impression that violent displays of ...
More→tags: guides | relationships | dating | crushes | awkward situations | love | embarrassing things
Real Actual Legit Ways Not to Impress Boys (This Time We Ain’t Kiddin’ Around)
By: Chelsea_Dagger
Since our last post on this subject left a little something to be desired in the practicality department, we’ve decided to write a slightly more ...
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Times I’ve Wanted to Kick My Sibling’s A#%
By: Chelsea_Dagger
We love ‘em, we hate ‘em, we want to hit them repeatedly in their oversize heads with pillows made of sheet rock. Who are they? ...
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The Best Ways to Insult SparkLife Writers
By: Chelsea_Dagger
Today’s post was inspired by a Sparkler who wrote the following comment under a recently published article: “Wait, really? This was front-paged for...what reason? Protip: ...
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7 Ways Not to Impress Boys
By: Chelsea_Dagger
Last week, we ran a post about how not to impress girls. Just to be fair, we had to write an equally-ridiculous article for the ...
More→tags: annoying things | relationships | dating | crushes | love | stupid things | lying
7 Ways Not to Impress Girls
By: Chelsea_Dagger
1. Do 29 cartwheels in a row. Follow this stupendous display of acrobatic skill by barfing. ...
More→tags: guides | annoying things | relationships | dating | crushes | stupid things | lying
10 Things to Do Instead of Doing Your Homework
By: Chelsea_Dagger
As if you really needed a list:
1. Make a list of all the things you’d rather do than your homework. Send that list to SparkLife. ...
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Why I Love and Hate Writing Fiction
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