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Open Thread for July 9

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 9, 2010
GOTCHA! You TOTALLY thought that we forgot about today's open thread, didn't you?!? WROONNNGGG. We were just saving it until now to build suspense. Or something. Fine, we totally forgot about it and feel super terrible. HAPPY NOW?! On top of being plagued by forgetfulness and ... More  →
Open Thread for July 9

Open Thread for July 8

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 8, 2010
We love ourselves a good literary pet name, and this one is ACES: meet Elena28's hilarious African grey congo parrot, Hawthorne.  As she explains: He's named for Nathaniel Hawthorne, author of The Scarlet Letter.  Why?  Because he has a scarlet tail, of course!  Hawthorne loves to ... More  →
Open Thread for July 8

Awesome Thing of the Week

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 7, 2010
There's nothing we like better than mean, gossipy girls. Admit it: they're just the BEST. They're so...mean! And gossipy! Are you with us? Of course you're not. BECAUSE WE'RE BEING FACETIOUS, SPARKLERS. And we are only facetious when we are in an EXCELLENT mood, which ... More  →
Awesome Thing of the Week

The Think Tank: Phi Beta Dagger is 'Bout to Blow Your MIND

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 7, 2010
We’d like to start this post with a subtle celebratory statement: VICTORY, THY NAME IS THINK TANK.  *cue the Braveheart montage* You have thrown down the gauntlet, Sparklers, and you have thrown it down like it was a Jonas Brothers Limited Edition Commemorative Plaque (aka “HARD”). Last ... More  →
The Think Tank: Phi Beta Dagger is 'Bout to Blow Your MIND

Open Thread for July 7

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 7, 2010
Man, we are SO jealous of this door hanger! Here's what ~too~ has to say about it: My parents went to England a couple years back, and as a souvenir, they decided to bring me back the Harry Potter version of an Keep Out/I'm Not ... More  →
Open Thread for July 7

Open Thread for July 6

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 6, 2010
And....WE'RE BACK. This editor had a LOVELY weekend back home in Colorado—three days full of hamburger-pancake sandwiches, extremely unsafe firework explosions, and the best family and friends EVER. Now it's back to the grind, but this pic, sent by According2Me, is a great reminder of how ... More  →
Open Thread for July 6

Open Thread for July 5

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 5, 2010
VACATION VACATION VACATION VACA—oh, sorry Sparklers, we didn't see you there. We were too busy screaming that ingenious "vacation" song we just made up and celebrating the fact that WE GET TODAY OFF (it's a national holiday in the US). We know you hate it ... More  →
Open Thread for July 5

Awesome Thing of the Week

By Chelsea DaggerJune 30, 2010
Apparently, we were a little late on the uptake with Potter Puppet Pals, as we only just discovered their existence LAST WEEK. So we apologize for the gross oversight we committed when failing to post The Mysterious Ticking Noise; we were just so intrigued by ... More  →
Awesome Thing of the Week

Committee of Cool: Jason Derulo

By Chelsea DaggerJune 29, 2010
Last week, we all fell a little bit in love: first with the fabulously over-the-top Adam Lambert (Those boots! That hair! Those seizure-inducing strobe lights!) and second with the king of snack-food, the Cheez-It. This week, we're going to up the infatuation factor yet again ... More  →
Committee of Cool: Jason Derulo

Open Thread for June 29

By Chelsea DaggerJune 29, 2010
Is this not THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DOG YOU HAVE EVER LAID EYES UPON?! This editor thinks it is, and this editor is never wrong. Her name is Daisy, and she's owned by ItsRainingJellybeans, who we are now extraordinarily jealous of. ... More  →
Open Thread for June 29
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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