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Open Thread for June 21

By Chelsea DaggerJune 21, 2010
The best part about this photograph, besides everything, is the subject line muffinsarejustbetter included with it: believe me, this is a chicken. You know what, muffins? PROVE IT. ... More  →
Open Thread for June 21

Awesome Thing of the Week

By Chelsea DaggerJune 16, 2010
REALLY?!? Really. REALLY. But, seriously: REALLY?!? We give you 57 seconds of the dreamboat savior of the wizarding world, the handsomest redhead we've ever laid eyes on, and Hermione "Bombshell" Granger, and you give us an 8.91?!? That means you guys officially think that broccoli angels ... More  →
Awesome Thing of the Week

Open Thread for June 16

By Chelsea DaggerJune 16, 2010
Today's open thread image comes all the way from South Africa—where this editor happened to live for 5 months! Sparkler alex r. says:  I thought our open threads needed a little FIFA World Cup spirit! I took this photo of mosaic on a wall outside Cape ... More  →
Open Thread for June 16

The Committee of Cool: Metro Station

By Chelsea DaggerJune 15, 2010
If you've managed to stop dry-heaving after last week's hipster heart surgery, congratulations. Those popsicle-stick ribs and horribly unhygienic doctors are still making us queasy, and things are about to take a turn for the worst—especially for a certain Mankler-turned-author-turned-casanova named MaxVZ. Because this time ... More  →
The Committee of Cool: Metro Station

Open Thread for June 15

By Chelsea DaggerJune 15, 2010
This image, sent by hanini_panini, proves yet again that Sparklers are the smartest people on EARTH. Plus, it's just so darn timely: Bringin' Sexy Back happens to be the name of the epically epic Quizinator post published yesterday. So while we practice our post-NSYNC dance ... More  →
Open Thread for June 15

We're Bringin' Sexy Back—and It's Called The QUIZINATOR

By Chelsea DaggerJune 14, 2010
Is there anything hotter than a brand new SparkLife quiz? Yes. Loads of things. But most of those things aren't free, or attainable, or legal. This quiz, on the other hand, IS free (though you're strongly encouraged to send generous monetary donations to Chelsea Dagger), ... More  →
We're Bringin' Sexy Back—and It's Called The QUIZINATOR

Cute Thing of the Week

By Chelsea DaggerJune 14, 2010
WHAT THE—ARRGHHHHHH! *stumbles backward, trips over trashcan, and lands on floor, covered in soggy Post-It notes and the remains of yesterday's Cup 'O Noodles* That was our first reaction to this photo from dramaKTO, which resembles nothing so much as a cotton-ball experiment gone dangerously, dangerously ... More  →
Cute Thing of the Week

Open Thread for June 14

By Chelsea DaggerJune 14, 2010
Man, Mondays are the worst. We wish we were still sleeping in our laundry baskets like this guy. Oh wait, did we say laundry baskets? We meant beds. Ah, who are we kidding, we meant laundry baskets. We're going to go take a nap in ... More  →
Open Thread for June 14

Awesome Thing of the Week

By Chelsea DaggerJune 9, 2010
Guys, you're never going to believe what will happen when you watch this week's video: YOU WILL ALL BECOME MILLIONAIRES. Yes, that's right: after you watch this clip, the very sky above you will open up and unleash a thunderstorm of riches. $20 bills will ... More  →
Awesome Thing of the Week

Committee of Cool: Death Cab for Cutie

By Chelsea DaggerJune 8, 2010
So, you thought the Committee of Cool couldn't get grosser than the JoBros in spandex wetsuits? You thought we couldn't get more graphic than the gratuitous slaughter of innocent watermelons? You thought nothing could possibly repulse you more than a Beatles-Justin Bieber comparison? Well, you ... More  →
Committee of Cool: Death Cab for Cutie
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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