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The Think Tank: It Just Keeps Gettin' Better

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 14, 2010
It has been brought to our illustrious and sweaty attention that a grave, nay, UNFORGIVABLE mistake was made in last week's Think Tank post. Apparently, our meticulously designed Phi Beta Dagger crest is not only profoundly repulsive (thanks a lot, EMILY WINTER) but also glaringly ... More  →
The Think Tank: It Just Keeps Gettin' Better

Committee of Cool: OK Go

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 13, 2010
APPARENTLY, our previous video selections have made one thing glaringly (and embarrassingly) clear: Chelsea Dagger has a thing for jackets with spikes on the shoulders. Adam Lambert was wearing one in last week's video, too. BLAST! Are we really so transparent, Eebyenoh? That damn Jason Derulo ... More  →
Committee of Cool: OK Go

Open Thread for July 13

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 13, 2010
Eebyoneh sent us this photo, and since it includes our two favorite things, high fives and er, hands (we're lying about the "hands" part), we just HAD to use it. We're off to go practice somersaults in the hallway, but have a SPLENDID Tuesday, ya'll! ... More  →
Open Thread for July 13

Cute Thing of the Week

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 12, 2010
'Sup, Sparklers? Have you missed Cute Thing of the Week somethin' awful? We have! We were desolate without our weekly dose of adorableness (we skipped it on July 5th because of the holiday), so we're going OVER THE TOP and giving you two photos to ... More  →
Cute Thing of the Week

QUIZINATOR: Attack of the Clones (aka HP Part 3)

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 12, 2010
CONFOUND IT ALL, you Sparklers are too smart for us. After taking last week’s quiz, several of you (most notably beagle48644, Libbylove22, and Elena28) discovered a fatal flaw in the answer options for Question 12—namely, that the correct answer is MISSING. Chelsea Dagger, being a ... More  →
QUIZINATOR: Attack of the Clones (aka HP Part 3)

Open Thread for July 12

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 12, 2010
EMILY'S BACK! EMILY'S BACK! EMILY'S BACK FROM HONG KONNNGGGGG!! Ahem. Whatever. Like we even care. We're not even sure if Hong Kong is a real place. But assuming that it is, we think it may be in China, which is why this pic submission from semperspes ... More  →
Open Thread for July 12

The Friday Awards

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 9, 2010
Here's the dirt, Sparklers: Emily, being the heartless cad that she is, has temporarily abandoned us for the far more exciting and exotic locale of Hong Kong, and she is currently rubbing elbows with the Dali Lama (literally, not figuratively) while we slave away at ... More  →
The Friday Awards

Open Thread for July 9

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 9, 2010
GOTCHA! You TOTALLY thought that we forgot about today's open thread, didn't you?!? WROONNNGGG. We were just saving it until now to build suspense. Or something. Fine, we totally forgot about it and feel super terrible. HAPPY NOW?! On top of being plagued by forgetfulness and ... More  →
Open Thread for July 9

Open Thread for July 8

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 8, 2010
We love ourselves a good literary pet name, and this one is ACES: meet Elena28's hilarious African grey congo parrot, Hawthorne.  As she explains: He's named for Nathaniel Hawthorne, author of The Scarlet Letter.  Why?  Because he has a scarlet tail, of course!  Hawthorne loves to ... More  →
Open Thread for July 8

Awesome Thing of the Week

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 7, 2010
There's nothing we like better than mean, gossipy girls. Admit it: they're just the BEST. They're so...mean! And gossipy! Are you with us? Of course you're not. BECAUSE WE'RE BEING FACETIOUS, SPARKLERS. And we are only facetious when we are in an EXCELLENT mood, which ... More  →
Awesome Thing of the Week
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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