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Times I've Wanted to Kick My Sibling's Butt

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 5, 2010
We love ‘em, we hate ‘em, we want to hit them repeatedly in their oversize heads with pillows made of sheet rock. Who are they? Who else: our ever-lovin’, unbearably intolerable siblings. Below are some REAL LIFE stories from the REAL LIFE relationship between ... More  →
Times I've Wanted to Kick My Sibling's Butt

The Best Ways to Insult SparkLife Writers

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 4, 2010
Today’s post was inspired by a Sparkler who wrote the following comment under a recently published article: “Wait, really? This was front-paged for...what reason? Protip: next time you wanna post a little joke joke Chelsea [Dagger], alt+f4 gives max funniness instantly. Try it a few ... More  →
The Best Ways to Insult SparkLife Writers

7 Ways Not to Impress Boys

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 2, 2010
Last week, we ran a post about how not to impress girls. Just to be fair, we had to write an equally-ridiculous article for the gals of SparkNotes. 1. On a dinner date, order an arugula salad, minus the arugula. When your waiter politely states that ... More  →
7 Ways Not to Impress Boys

7 Ways Not to Impress Girls

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 28, 2010
1. Do 29 cartwheels in a row. Follow this stupendous display of acrobatic skill by barfing. ... More  →
7 Ways Not to Impress Girls

10 Things to Do Instead of Doing Your Homework

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 22, 2010
As if you really needed a list: 1. Make a list of all the things you’d rather do than your homework. Send that list to SparkLife. Become a published freelance blogger. Use your popularity as a platform off which to launch your career as a ... More  →
10 Things to Do Instead of Doing Your Homework

5 Cures for Writer's Block

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 13, 2010
It happens to the best of us: You’ve got a paper due in 9 hours, a Pulitzer Prize-winning novel to finish, or a grade-making presentation to write, and the only thing you can manage to type is your name. Is it because you’re a huge ... More  →
5 Cures for Writer's Block

Which Twilight Character Are You?

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 8, 2010
It’s 2010, which means it’s time to become a better person. How, you ask? By avoiding your homework in new and vastly-improved ways. And we would love to help you in your quest for self-betterment (we’re like Ghandi, always giving). So here’s a magnificent ... More  →
Which Twilight Character Are You?

Dagger University: The Honor is Mine

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 22, 2009
Dear Dagger, So I'm not a college student, but I'm a senior applying to college, and I need a little advice. I pretty much found my dream college last spring when I went around for college tours. Before applying or any of that, someone gave me ... More  →
Dagger University: The Honor is Mine

Dagger University: Give Me My First Choice or Give Me Death

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 15, 2009
Howdy, Chelsea Dagger! I'm a senior in high school, and I've been applying to colleges and now I'm hearing back from them. I applied to 3 schools, all good women's colleges in New England. My top choice was a fancy-shmancy school in Massachusetts that we'll call ... More  →
Dagger University: Give Me My First Choice or Give Me Death

Dagger University: Free Time, Loneliness, and Dementors

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 8, 2009
Dear Chelsea Dagger, I’ve been in college for a few months now, and I’m finding that I have a ton of free time, even with classes and homework. Sometimes it’s okay, but sometimes sitting around in my room looking at Facebook just makes me bored and ... More  →
Dagger University: Free Time, Loneliness, and Dementors
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.