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A Few Thoughts On Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" Music Video

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 21, 2014
Before we delve into my enormously profound musings on this cinematic masterwork, let's all get on the same page by watching the video: ... More  →
A Few Thoughts On Katy Perry's

Get Ready to Drool Over OUT OF PRINT's Awesome, Lit-Inspired Accessories!

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 21, 2014
Wearing you heart on your sleeve just ain't gonna cut it any more, Sparklers; the time has come to wear your BRAIN on your SHIRT. Okay, so my tagline needs a little work, but come on: haven't you always wanted to rock a tee that makes you look 10 kinds of adorable AND broadc More  →
Get Ready to Drool Over OUT OF PRINT's Awesome, Lit-Inspired Accessories!

Burberry Made a Blanket with a Hole for Your Head-and It Only Costs $1,400!

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 20, 2014
It's happened to all of us: we throw a pearl-crusted ham-steak to the pet polar bear, we organize our gold helicopters from largest to more bigger, and we upload another "More Pix From My Vacation on the Actual Moon, BLECH" album to Facebook—and yet, at the ... More  →
Burberry Made a Blanket with a Hole for Your Head-and It Only Costs $1,400!

Check Out Emma Watson, Katy Perry and More At the 2014 Elle Style Awards!

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 19, 2014
Granger Danger got gussied up last night? WHY, THIS CALLS FOR A SLIDESHOW! It's been a while since my favorite Hogwarts alum (she's tied with Fred, George, Sirius, Ron, Harry, Dumbledore, Luna, Oliver Wood, both Creeveys, Peeves, Dean Thomas, that girl next to Dean Thomas, More  →
Check Out Emma Watson, Katy Perry and More At the 2014 Elle Style Awards!

This Video of Will Smith and Jimmy Fallon Is the Best Thing You'll See All Day

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 18, 2014
I know you butts didn't think anybody could move it and shake it better than me (I have a closetful of homemade trophies engraved with the words "FINGER-GUN CHAMPION OF THIS 9-FOOT RADIUS," after all), but last night, my Lord of the Dance throne may ... More  →
This Video of Will Smith and Jimmy Fallon Is the Best Thing You'll See All Day

The Hottest Looks at the 2014 BAFTAs!

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 17, 2014
IT'S MONDAY AFTERNOON, and that means that most of you are probably shaking your fists at the sky and yelling "WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?!" While I can't help you fast-forward to Tuesday  (dammit butts, I'm a Sparkitor, not a physicist!), I can help ease your post-weekend b More  →
The Hottest Looks at the 2014 BAFTAs!

RANDOM FRIDAY POLL: Which Franco is Hotter? (And No, You May NOT Answer "I'LL TAKE 'EM BOTH.")

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 14, 2014
Since I wasn't able to Fed-Ex 2 million heart-shaped boxes of Cheez-it-filled chocolates to you butts for Valentine's Day (your stomachs are MISSING OUT), I figured I'd give you some EYE CANDY instead! BEHOLD, James and Dave Franco, famous bros/actors who have definitely hit the genetic ... More  →
RANDOM FRIDAY POLL: Which Franco is Hotter? (And No, You May NOT Answer

SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL: Adorbs Olympian Gus Kenworthy is Rescuing Stray Puppies in Sochi!

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 13, 2014
WELCOME TO YOUR THURSDAY AFTERNOON SWOONFEST, SPARKLEBUTTS, and allow me to introduce you to your Swoon Purveyor: Gus Kenworthy, 22-year-old Olympic freestyle skier, silver medalist, and HEARTTHROB/DOG-LOVER EXTRAORDINAIRE. As you may have heard, thousands of stray dogs were rounded up in Sochi and scheduled to ... More  →
SOMEBODY GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL: Adorbs Olympian Gus Kenworthy is Rescuing Stray Puppies in Sochi!

You're Going to Fall Head Over Heels for These Fun, Flirty V-Day Looks!

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 13, 2014
I'm going to be honest, butts: I haven't had to worry about putting together a cute Valentine's Day outfit for a while. I'm pretty sure I spent February 14th of last year eating room-temperature scrambled eggs and watching Season 2 of Sherlock on Netflix, and the year bef More  →
You're Going to Fall Head Over Heels for These Fun, Flirty V-Day Looks!

Funny, Flirty, Perfect Valentines for EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER MET

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 7, 2014
Have you ever tried to tell someone how you feel about them, but all that comes out is "Urghhhbleee...nice pants, loser"? And then you choke on your own spit and start foaming at the mouth? And then all of your friends and loved ones abandon you and you're left with only an More  →
Funny, Flirty, Perfect Valentines for EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER MET
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.