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Emma Watson Appears on "Ellen" & Proves She's JUST LIKE US

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 25, 2014
Yesterday, the indomitable Granger Danger walked onto Ellen Degeneres' show and into my heart once again; HER CHARM TRULY KNOWS NO BOUNDS. I've loved her for a decade, but I never realized I had SO much in common with her until now—just look at the ... More  →
Emma Watson Appears on

The Awkwardest Awkwardness Vlog: PART 1

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 21, 2014
As one of the country's—nay, the world's—foremost expert on all things awkward, I wanted to share some of my personal experiences with awkwardness on today's vlog. As you can see, whizz got OUT-OF-HAND-LONG (8 minutes?! IT'S A VLOG, DAGGER, NOT A LORD OF THE RINGS ... More  →
The Awkwardest Awkwardness Vlog: PART 1

The Maze Runner Trailer Is Going to Leave You BREATHLESS

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 19, 2014
AND NOT JUST BECAUSE ALL THE SPRINTING LOOKS EXHAUSTING (I'm literally getting side-cramps just thinking about it).  Nope, you're gonna be gasping for a totally different reason—allow me to elaborate whilst I wheeze! 1. Uh, HELLO, GLADE HOTTIES. Even covered in maze-dirt and rockin' unwashed henleys, these ... More  →
The Maze Runner Trailer Is Going to Leave You BREATHLESS

Emma Watson VS. HERSELF: Which Look Is Your Winner?

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 18, 2014
GRANGER DANGER HAS DONE IT AGAIN, BUTTS. And by "done it" I of course mean "stepped out in public lookin' so devastatingly glorious that it was physically impossible for me NOT to write a post about her." Feast your eyes on two of her latest ... More  →
Emma Watson VS. HERSELF: Which Look Is Your Winner?

Brilliant Comments, Beatboxing, & Benny Cumberbatch: YOUR FRIDAY DOSE OF VLOG

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 14, 2014
Last week's vlog  was such an UNMITIGATED SUCCESS that I'm back again, ready to infect your computer screen like an un-killable virus of SWEAT and FOREHEAD. If you have a weak heart, I warn you against watching today's program, for it contains both CLOSE-UPS OF ... More  →

Introducing the Beautiful, Badass Cast of Divergent!

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 13, 2014
On the off chance that you live in an abandoned ham factory and haven't been on the interwebs in years, let me catch you up on the state of affairs here at SparkLife: WE'VE ALL BEEN INFECTED WITH DIVERGENT FEVER, AND THE ONLY CURE IS MORE DIVERGENT. Yep, the book series-tur More  →
Introducing the Beautiful, Badass Cast of Divergent!

From Tomboy Chic to Flirty & Feminine, We've Got Your Guide to Gorgeous Spring Style!

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 11, 2014
It's finally March, which means that soon it will be warm again and we will no longer have to wear down comforters as pants (thank GOURDS, because those do absolutely NOTHING to flatter my cankles). I can't wait to pack up my winter wardrobe and experiment with the awesome t More  →
From Tomboy Chic to Flirty & Feminine, We've Got Your Guide to Gorgeous Spring Style!

Love SparkLife, Writing, and Prom? PERFECT, YOU NOW WORK FOR ME.

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 4, 2014
HULLO, DEAREST SPARKLEBUTTS! I have very exciting news for you, and it has nothing to do with my impending nuptials to Joseph Gordon-Levitt (BUY YOUR TUXEDO NOW SO YOU CAN GET A HEAD-START ON BEDAZZLING IT!) or the time machine that Janet Manley and I ... More  →
Love SparkLife, Writing, and Prom? PERFECT, YOU NOW WORK FOR ME.

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK: The Return of the VLOG!

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 4, 2014
Sparklers, do you remember that great and terrible time in history when I used to post vlogs of myself and my enormous forehead on a regular basis? And then one day the vlogs just disappeared, and you fell to your knees, shook your fists at ... More  →
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK: The Return of the VLOG!

Brace Yourselves for BEAUTY OVERLOAD: The Hottest Looks At the 2014 Oscars!

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 4, 2014
PUT ON A HELMET AND STRAP A PILLOW TO YOUR GUT, BUTTS, because you are about to witness AN UNPRECEDENTED AMOUNT OF GORGEOUS. Sunday night's Academy Awards not only provided us with millions of moments of  internet-crashing awesomeness (summed up to perfection right here More  →
Brace Yourselves for BEAUTY OVERLOAD: The Hottest Looks At the 2014 Oscars!
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.