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Rihanna Rocks Granny Panties & Shailene Goes Green: The Hottest Looks from the 2014 MTV Movie Awards!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 14, 2014
BUTTS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. There are free donuts in the SparkNotes cafeteria, and if I don't get there in the next 17 seconds, ALL THE CHOCOLATES WILL BE GONE, AND MY LIFE WILL BE A BOTTOMLESS ABYSS OF DESPAIR. There's no time for dilly-dallying or lolly-gagging when frosti More  →
Rihanna Rocks Granny Panties & Shailene Goes Green: The Hottest Looks from the 2014 MTV Movie Awards!

Check YO' Selfie Before You Wreck Yo' Selfie: The Chelsea Dagger VLOG

By Chelsea DaggerApril 11, 2014
THE SPARKLIFE YEARBOOK AWARDS ARE UPON US, BUTTS, AND THERE ARE RICHES, GLORY, AND INTERNET FAME TO BE HAD! But before you can enter, you've got to master one very important skill: TAKING A PICTURE OF YOUR OWN SELF USING YOUR OWN HAND. The act—nay, ... More  →
Check YO' Selfie Before You Wreck Yo' Selfie: The Chelsea Dagger VLOG

Emma Watson VS. Herself, Part DEUX: Will Sexy or Subtle Win Your Vote?

By Chelsea DaggerApril 8, 2014
We already know what happens when Granger Danger faces off against her greatest nemesis; ERRRVRYBODY WINS (and also every dementor within a 500-mile radius is wiped out BECAUSE THERE IS JUST TOO MUCH AWESOME)*. ... More  →
Emma Watson VS. Herself, Part DEUX: Will Sexy or Subtle Win Your Vote?

TSwift Shows Off A Sexy New Style (and Her Killer Abs) at the 2014 ACM Awards!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 7, 2014
The Academy of Country Music Awards aired last night, but if you're anything like me, you were much too busy screaming "HIBBIDY-DIBBIDY WHAAAAA?!?" at the Sseason 4 premiere of Game of Thrones to pay any attention. Fortunately, we can catch up on the beauteous celeb style More  →
TSwift Shows Off A Sexy New Style (and Her Killer Abs) at the 2014 ACM Awards!

The Awkwardest Awkwardness Vlog: PART 2

By Chelsea DaggerApril 4, 2014
There are two things you should know before you embark upon the torturous journey that is this week's vlog: 1. IT IS INTERMINABLY LONG. It's actually less than 10 minutes, BUT GOURDS DO THOSE MINUTES FEEL LIKE HOURS WHEN YOU'RE STARING DEEP INTO MY FOREHEAD GROOVES. 2. ... More  →
The Awkwardest Awkwardness Vlog: PART 2

Shailene Woodley's Hottest Looks, As Ranked By Her Maybe-Boyfriend Theo James

By Chelsea DaggerApril 3, 2014
AH, TRIS AND FOUR, the two best-lookin' Dauntlesses (Dauntlessi? Dauntleesers?) in post-apocalypse Chicago. They've been struttin' their butts across the globe to fete their blockbuster film, and with each stop of the press tour, Shailene seems to get more gorgeous. But what More  →
Shailene Woodley's Hottest Looks, As Ranked By Her Maybe-Boyfriend Theo James

IT'S FACE TIME: How to Get JLaw, Lupita, & Lea's Prom-Perfect Makeup!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 2, 2014
PROM SEASON IS UPON US, SPARKLEBUTTS, and though choosing the perfect gown will indubitably be your top priority, don't forget that adorning your FACIAL REGION is also highly important. There are countless ways to get gussied up for the big night, but lest you be overwhelmed More  →
IT'S FACE TIME: How to Get JLaw, Lupita, & Lea's Prom-Perfect Makeup!

The Hottest Looks at the 2014 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards!

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 31, 2014
OH HURRAY, IT'S MONDAY, MY LEAST FAVORITE OF ALL THE DAYS. Thank gourds the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards happened on Saturday night, or I'd have nothing to distract myself from the crippling bleakness of the week ahead. (If that sentence doesn't get your morning off to a More  →
The Hottest Looks at the 2014 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards!

Emma Watson Appears on "Ellen" & Proves She's JUST LIKE US

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 25, 2014
Yesterday, the indomitable Granger Danger walked onto Ellen Degeneres' show and into my heart once again; HER CHARM TRULY KNOWS NO BOUNDS. I've loved her for a decade, but I never realized I had SO much in common with her until now—just look at the ... More  →
Emma Watson Appears on

The Awkwardest Awkwardness Vlog: PART 1

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 21, 2014
As one of the country's—nay, the world's—foremost expert on all things awkward, I wanted to share some of my personal experiences with awkwardness on today's vlog. As you can see, whizz got OUT-OF-HAND-LONG (8 minutes?! IT'S A VLOG, DAGGER, NOT A LORD OF THE RINGS ... More  →
The Awkwardest Awkwardness Vlog: PART 1
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.