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The Final Poster for Mockingjay Part 2 Is a Gorgeous Fireball of Glory & Doom

The Final Poster for Mockingjay Part 2 Is a Gorgeous Fireball of Glory & Doom

By Chelsea DaggerOctober 1, 2015
TRIBUTTS, there are only 49 DAYS until Mockingjay Part 2 causes theaters and faces across the nation to spontaneously burst into flame, and our wildly unflattering wetsuits (we look like potatoes encased in mithril) RUNNETH OVER WITH EMOTION. Are we excited? ONLY THE MOST EXCITED ... More  →
BEHOLD: Our Extremely Fabulous, Hotly Anticipated Red Carpet Rundown of the 2015 Emmys!

BEHOLD: Our Extremely Fabulous, Hotly Anticipated Red Carpet Rundown of the 2015 Emmys!

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 21, 2015
IT IS HERE AGAIN. THE NIGHT ON WHICH OUR TELEVISIONS EAT THEMSELVES IN AN ATTEMPT TO CROWN THEIR BEST LIVE: THE EMMY AWARDS.THE DRESS CODE FOR THE EMMYS, IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW, IS "FORMAL, BUT DON'T FIRE OFF ALL YOUR ARROWS, BECAUSE YOU'LL NEED SOME AMMO FOR THE OSCARS." AS More  →
The Most Gorgeous (& Grimace-Worthy) Looks at the Venice Film Festival!

The Most Gorgeous (& Grimace-Worthy) Looks at the Venice Film Festival!

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 18, 2015
LET'S DISPENSE WITH THE PLEASANTRIES AND JUST GET TO SWOONIN' AND CRINGIN', SHALL WE? WE SHALL. CLICK "NEXT." More  →

JLaw's New Dior Campaign Is THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING WE'VE EVER LAID EYES ON

By Chelsea DaggerSeptember 1, 2015
Our once and future lady-king was recently named the new face of the Dior Addict lipstick collection, and to celebrate, the fashion house released a DAZZLING campaign vid complete with mouth close-ups, chair-spinning, and a tagline that encourages us to finally give our grea More  →
JLaw's New Dior Campaign Is THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING WE'VE EVER LAID EYES ON
 All the Looks from the 2015 VMAS, Including EVERY SINGLE NIGHTMARISH MILEY CYRUS COSTUME CHANGE

All the Looks from the 2015 VMAS, Including EVERY SINGLE NIGHTMARISH MILEY CYRUS COSTUME CHANGE

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 31, 2015
WELCOME BUTTS, ONE AND ALL, TO THE 2015 VMAS, AKA THE MOST VISUALLY REPULSIVE EVENT OF THE CENTURY. I shan't delay what's coming with a lengthy intro—when you're going to plunge into the fiery pits of hell, IT'S BEST NOT TO PROCRASTINATE. And now that you're excited, LET' More  →
These Awesome Outfits Will Solve All Your Back-to-School Style Problems!

These Awesome Outfits Will Solve All Your Back-to-School Style Problems!

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 31, 2015
Dragging your butt out of bed for your 8 AM Calc class is hard enough without having to worry about whether or not your pants are actually pants (they're not; you're wearing a t-shirt on your legs again). But we're here to simplify things for ya; we've compiled the cutest, c More  →

The Best of BACK TO SCHOOL: An Epic Roundup of the Greatest Advice, Beauty Tutorials, Lists, & Slideshows We've Ever Published

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 25, 2015
ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH, BUTTSKIS! Much like an all-you-can-eat pancake buffet located at the top of Mount Doom, going back to school is at once INTIMIDATING and IRRESISTIBLE. Shaking off the sweatpant-encased stupor of summertime and doing stuff like homework, showering m More  →
The Best of BACK TO SCHOOL: An Epic Roundup of the Greatest Advice, Beauty Tutorials, Lists, & Slideshows We've Ever Published

SUCK IT, EDWARD: KStew Brought Taylor Lautner as Her American Ultra Premiere Date

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 19, 2015
If the time machine we've been crafting in the SparkNotes basement (it's made entirely of paper clips and IMAGINATION) finally started working, there is literally only ONE THING that we would go back and change: the fact that Bella Swan chose grumpy, awkward-fest Edward Cullen ... More  →
SUCK IT, EDWARD: KStew Brought Taylor Lautner as Her <em>American Ultra</em> Premiere Date
Presenting the 2015 Teen Choice Awards, ALL-CAPS-RECAPPED FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE

Presenting the 2015 Teen Choice Awards, ALL-CAPS-RECAPPED FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 17, 2015
GREETINGS ON THIS SUB-PAR MONDAY, BUTTSKIS. Do you remember when I posted that All-Caps Recap last month and was like, "I'M TOTALLY GOING TO DO THESE EVERY WEEK!" And then you guys just shook your heads and smiled knowingly and thought, "Oh Chelsea, you sweaty, all-caps- More  →
The Newest <em>Scorch Trials</em> Trailer Is Making Us SWEAT (In a Good Way)

The Newest Scorch Trials Trailer Is Making Us SWEAT (In a Good Way)

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 27, 2015
SLICK SOME EXTRA-STRENGTH DEODORANT ON YOUR FOREHEADS, SPARKLEBUTTS, BECAUSE AS SHAKESPEARE/NELLY ONCE SAID, IT IS GETTING HAWT IN HERE. The rise in temperature can only be attributed to the brand new trailer for The Scorch Trials (the sequel to 2014's highly underrated Maze Runner), which is ... More  →
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.