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QUIT DILLY-DALLYING, BUTTS: You Only Have 3 DAYS to Enter the Yearbook Awards!

By Chelsea DaggerMay 1, 2014
If you haven't already entered the 2014 Yearbook Awards despite the fact that the May 4th deadline is fast approaching, then I have to ask you a serious question: HAVE YOU TAKEN LEAVE OF YOUR MIND?!? It's a contest designed JUST FOR YOU, the application process ... More  →
QUIT DILLY-DALLYING, BUTTS: You Only Have 3 DAYS to Enter the Yearbook Awards!

SPARKLEBUTTS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL: YOU Could Be the Next SPARKLIFE INTERN!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 30, 2014
PAY CLOSE ATTENTION, BUTTS, for your whole life's happiness rests on how you answer the following three questions: 1. Do you live in (or within commuting distance to) New York City? 2. Are you a smart, social media-savvy, super-organized college student (or post-grad) who is borderline obsessed ... More  →
SPARKLEBUTTS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL: YOU Could Be the Next SPARKLIFE INTERN!

Your Tuesday Dose of Awesomesauce: Emma Stone DESTROYS Jimmy Fallon in Lip-Sync Battle!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 29, 2014
As if I wasn't obsessed enough with Emma Stone already, last night she had to go and MURDERBALL Jimmy Fallon in a lip-syncing battle for the ages. I'm not going to say that her performance was better than Joseph Gordon-Levitt's—but that's only because he's my ... More  →
Your Tuesday Dose of Awesomesauce: Emma Stone DESTROYS Jimmy Fallon in  Lip-Sync Battle!

Your Friday Dose of Pretty: Emma Stone Is Perfect in Prada!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 25, 2014
Remember last week when Miss Stone-Cold-Fox dazzled us in that stunning yellow Versace gown? Well, her sartorial success streak is showing no signs of slowing (AND MY ALLITERATIVE PROWESS IS ALSO ON AN UNSTOPPABLE ROLL.) Last night at the New York premiere of The Amazing ... More  →
Your Friday Dose of Pretty: Emma Stone Is Perfect in Prada!

DAMN GIRL, LOOKIN' GOOD: 15 of Our Fave Celeb Quotes About Beauty, Body Image, & Confidence!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 25, 2014
In case you didn't have enough reason to adore/illegally stalk breathtaking, hilarious, and wonderful celebs like JLaw, Emma Watson, and breakout star Lupita Nyong'o, consider this: you can now add "BRILLIANT GENIUS" to their list of killer qualities. These epic girl crus More  →
DAMN GIRL, LOOKIN' GOOD: 15 of Our Fave Celeb Quotes About Beauty, Body Image, & Confidence!

HEATIN' UP: 5 Outfits We Can't Wait to Wear This Summer!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 24, 2014
If I had my sweaty druthers, we would all wear air-conditioned space suits anytime the temperature rose above 72 degrees. UNFORTUNATELY, air-conditioned space suits have yet to be invented, which is the single greatest failure of our generation (well, that and our apparent i More  →
HEATIN' UP: 5 Outfits We Can't Wait to Wear This Summer!

Bust Out Your Astronaut Glue, Butts, 'Cuz We're Gettin' CRAFTY

By Chelsea DaggerApril 18, 2014
Now that we've mastered (and/or permanently tarnished) the culinary arts, I've decided that we should broaden our DIY horizons! Today, we're taking on the craftiest of all crafts: GLUING STUFF TO SUNGLASSES TO TURN THEM INTO EVEN BETTER SUNGLASSES. Confused? Dazzled? Suffering from seasonal allergies? FABULOUS. ... More  →
Bust Out Your Astronaut Glue, Butts, 'Cuz We're Gettin' CRAFTY

Red-Carpet Worthy Prom Looks Inspired By Emma Watson, JLAW, and TSwift!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 18, 2014
Tell me if this scenario sounds familiar: You're standing outside Emma Watson's apartment. You're dressed in a superbly unconvincing homemade tree costume. You're primed and ready for Emma to walk by, at which point you will drop-tackle her, steal a single strand of her hair More  →
Red-Carpet Worthy Prom Looks Inspired By Emma Watson, JLAW, and TSwift!

Emma Stone's Promo Tour Wardrobe Is BLOWING OUR MINDS

By Chelsea DaggerApril 17, 2014
 It's been a while since Emma Stone, glorious ginger and girl crush extraordinaire, stepped into the spotlight—and GOURDS, HOW I'VE MISSED HER. She must have picked up on my subtle cues (I hired a professional paintballer to write "COME BACK TO ME, YOU SAUCY, FLAME-HAI More  →
Emma Stone's Promo Tour Wardrobe Is BLOWING OUR MINDS

Rihanna Rocks Granny Panties & Shailene Goes Green: The Hottest Looks from the 2014 MTV Movie Awards!

By Chelsea DaggerApril 14, 2014
BUTTS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. There are free donuts in the SparkNotes cafeteria, and if I don't get there in the next 17 seconds, ALL THE CHOCOLATES WILL BE GONE, AND MY LIFE WILL BE A BOTTOMLESS ABYSS OF DESPAIR. There's no time for dilly-dallying or lolly-gagging when frosti More  →
Rihanna Rocks Granny Panties & Shailene Goes Green: The Hottest Looks from the 2014 MTV Movie Awards!
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.