SparkLife posts by chelsea dagger

The above caption was inspired by that badass scene in LOTR: The Two Towers when Aragorn (why is he so sexy even when he's covered in dirt More»

But that certainly won't stop me from PRETENDING that I do (much like I've pretended to know about cave-spelunking, fire-eating, competitve More»

—Clearly, the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards are where it's AT. Just look at all the semi-famous teen starlets, only 70% of whom I actual More»

SPARKLERS, I HAVE A MID-AFTERNOON PRESENT FOR YOU! It involves lovably chubby sea lions, irresistible Australian accents, the epic Bindi Irwin, and a dude who ...

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And depending on your geographic location, that means the weather is either absolutely gorgeous or utterly miserable. If it's the former, yo More»

I DIDN'T. I really wanted to, but I don't have a television, so instead I just stared at my microwave and whispered "And the winner is..."  More»

In case you couldn't tell from my completely incomprehensible title, this is a post about PROM DRESSES. Specifically, where you gorgeous geeks like to shop ...

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Okay, not yet—right now, it's the middle of February, and you're probably shivering in your dorm room, daydreaming about spring break. Le More»

I was too busy Googling "puppies that fit in teacups" and looking up recipes for homemade water (Dan Bergstein cruelly and intentionally led More»

Let's just buy super-cute stuff for OURSELVES! If you're proudly rockin' singledom this V-day, you won't have to waste money on gifts for yo More»