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Which Gorgeous Gowns Should Your Fave Starlets Wear to the Emmys?

Which Gorgeous Gowns Should Your Fave Starlets Wear to the Emmys?

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 20, 2014
AHOY, BUTTSKIS! The 66th annual Emmys are on Monday, and ALL THE TV FAMOUSES WILL BE THERE. ("Famouses" is the plural noun form of "famous." I just invented it. You may commence applauding immediately). As you almost certainly know by now, my favorite part of any award show More  →

What's JLaw's Hottest Look EVER? BETCHA CAN'T PICK JUST ONE.

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 15, 2014
TODAY IS A GREAT DAY, BUTTSKIS. For it is not only Friday, and therefore nearly time for you to cast off your 83-ton backpack and dive headfirst into a Sherlock marathon, but also JENNIFER LAWRENCE DAY—the hilarious, gorgeous, gif-tastic lady king of our hearts turns 24 th More  →
What's JLaw's Hottest Look Ever? BETCHA CAN'T PICK JUST ONE.

TSweezy and The Giver Gang Coordinated Their Outfits at the NY Premiere!

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 13, 2014
HAPPY WEDNESDAY, BUTTSKIS. Are you back in school? Is it very awful? Is the prospect of tonight's homework slowly but surely draining you of your will to live? WELL BUCK UP, SOLDIER, 'cuz I've got somethin' for ya: THIS TINY SLIDESHOW! Sure, it ain't a cupcake car (THOSE THI More  →
TSweezy and <em>The Giver</em> Gang Coordinated Their Outfits at the NY Premiere!
Our Back-to-School Must-Haves: A Guide to the Most Awesome & Epic Stuff EVER!

Our Back-to-School Must-Haves: A Guide to the Most Awesome & Epic Stuff EVER!

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 12, 2014
The time when you majestically arise from your bean bag chair, shake the dust of 1,000 Netflix marathons from your sweatpants, and stare bravely into the face of the most terrifying and exciting beast of all: A NEW SCHOOL YEAR. After a summer spent eating your own weight in More  →

Everybody and Their Mom Wore A Crop Top to the 2014 Teen Choice Awards

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 11, 2014
I'm here with a present you didn't want and never asked for: YET ANOTHER ALL-CAPS STYLE RANT, SHOUTED DIRECTLY INTO YOUR GRIMACING EYEBALLS. What brought on this exciting and terrifying event? Why, last night's Teen Choice Awards, of course! I wasn't there (my forehead was t More  →
Everybody and Their Mom Wore A Crop Top to the 2014 Teen Choice Awards

Turkish Prime Minister Told Women to Quit Laughing in Public...But They Did THIS Instead

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 6, 2014
CURRENT EVENTZ BLAST, BUTTS: On Monday, Turkish Deputy Prime Minister Bülent Arinç delivered a speech against the moral degradation of modern Turkish society, blaming the country's drug and prostitution problems on the negative influence of soap operas (THAT TALKING BOX IS THE DEVIL'S MAGIC), the excessive ... More  →
Turkish Prime Minister Told Women to Quit Laughing in Public...But They Did THIS Instead

Your First Look at Into the Woods Is FINALLY HERE: See the Trailer Plus 7 Awesome Images!

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 1, 2014
It's been almost A YEAR since we last heard a peep about the star-studded big-screen remake of Into the Woods—and with the movie hitting theaters in just a few months and nary a trailer, set pic, OR ANY OTHER EVIDENCE OF ITS EXISTENCE to be found, we were starting to More  →
Your First Look at Into the Woods Is FINALLY HERE: See the Trailer Plus 7 Awesome Images!

Want to Make the World Suck Less? NOW YOU CAN-with DoSomething.org's THE HUNT!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 31, 2014
LEMME BREAK IT DOWN, BUTTSKIS: in just 4 days, you'll have the chance not only to participate in yet another EPIC, life-changing campaign presented by the big-hearted badasses at DoSomething.org, but also to win a $10,000 scholarship. And yes, THAT IS A 10 WITH THREE ... More  →
Want to Make the World Suck Less? NOW YOU CAN-with DoSomething.org's THE HUNT!

AN ALL-CAPS REVIEW of the Coolest, Cutest Looks from the Young Hollywood Awards, Comic-Con, & More!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 28, 2014
TODAY IS MONDAY, BUTTSKIS, which is just another way of saying "TODAY IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST AND I WISH I WERE BACK IN BED, DROOLING ON MY FINNICK ODAIR PILLOW AND DREAMING OF A CHEESEBURGER AS TALL AS THE SKY." I am in a foul disposition, which is unfortunate for all of the More  →
AN ALL-CAPS REVIEW of the Coolest, Cutest Looks from the Young Hollywood Awards, Comic-Con, & More!

Tom Hiddleston's Banned Jaguar Commercial Is DANGEROUSLY SCHMEXY

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 22, 2014
I must confess that when you Sparklebutts waxed poetic about your undying love for Tom Hiddleston in the past, I just didn't get it. I would scratch my unbelievably large head and think, "That dude with Snape hair and the ridiculous helmet? HARD PASS." But I'm ... More  →
Tom Hiddleston's Banned Jaguar Commercial Is DANGEROUSLY SCHMEXY
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.