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What to Get Your BFF, Based On Her Fave Book!

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 16, 2016
Christmas and Hanukah are almost upon us, which means that we here at SparkLife have set our panic level to CODE RED: IMPENDING DOOM. And if you're anything like us (impossibly charming, wildly good-looking, permanently afflicted with the meat sweats, and PROFESSIONAL AT PRO More  →
What to Get Your BFF, Based On Her Fave Book!
The 10 Most Popular Pieces of Fan Art from 2016

The 10 Most Popular Pieces of Fan Art from 2016

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 8, 2016
Imagine, if you will, a world without fan art, a world where Bill Weasley's indecently sexy man-bun didn't exist, and we had no idea which Hogwarts house Poe Dameron belonged to, and Lin Manuel-Miranda's genius Hamilton lyrics had no hope of being immortalized as gorgeous ty More  →

The 12 Best Harry Potter Tumblr Posts That You've NEVER SEEN

By Chelsea DaggerNovember 11, 2016
Sparklers, I've attempted many difficult feats in my lifetime. I've tried to run a mile in under 20 minutes. I've tried to make drop-crotch pants look cool. Once I even tried to flirt with a living human being using words (it was 3 years ago, and I am still cloaked in More  →
The 12 Best <em>Harry Potter</em> Tumblr Posts That You've NEVER SEEN

Who Said It: Donald Trump or President Snow?

By Chelsea DaggerApril 13, 2016
Looking for an accurate summation of the surreal nightmare that is Donald Trump's vie for the presidency? LOOK NO FURTHER: If your first reaction to that tweet is, "NOW WAIT JUST ONE GOURDDAMN MINUTE, DAGGER. Donald may be a racist, homophobic, misogynistic moron, who, if elected, would doom this ... More  →
Who Said It: Donald Trump or President Snow?

Here Are 10 Pix Of Chris Pratt at the MTV Movie Awards. YOU'RE WELCOME.

By Chelsea DaggerApril 11, 2016
I had to comb through page after excruciating page of Chris Pratt photographs to bring you this slideshow, Sparklers. I had to stare at this man's face for HOURS. I had to commit to memory the the shape of his strapping torso in that leather jacket. I had to implement an ela More  →
Here Are 10 Pix Of Chris Pratt at the MTV Movie Awards. YOU'RE WELCOME.

The New The Huntsman: Winter's War Trailer=Pure, Unadulterated HEMSWORTH HOTNESS

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 23, 2016
As you may or may not know, I once said the word "barf" an unjustifiable number of times while in the immediate vicinity of Australian national treasure Chris Hemsworth, and then suggested that his invisible trombone skills were mediocre at best. Basically, he and his white v-neck rendered ... More  →
The New <em>The Huntsman: Winter's War</em> Trailer=Pure, Unadulterated HEMSWORTH HOTNESS

Go Behind the Scenes at the 2016 Oscars With These STUNNING Vanity Fair Portraits

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 1, 2016
Remember when Frodo got stabbed with a Morgul blade atop the atchtower of Amon Sûl? (Rhetorical question, because LIKE YOU COULD EVER FORGET.) That's pretty much what happened to me yesterday, when I failed YET AGAIN to correctly predict what even one single starlet would More  →
Go Behind the Scenes at the 2016 Oscars With These STUNNING <em>Vanity Fair</em> Portraits

We Review the Red Carpet Style at the 2016 Oscars In the The All-Caps Recap Event of THE YEAR

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 29, 2016
Was this it, Sparklebutts? Was 2016 the year that I finally, at long last, correctly predicted what at least one single famous person would wear to the Academy Awards? Have I conquered the mediocrity that has long haunted my soul, and ascended to that pedastal in the sky kno More  →
We Review the Red Carpet Style at the 2016 Oscars In the The All-Caps Recap Event of THE YEAR

Prepare to Be Dazzled by the Beauty (& Inevitable Inaccuracy) of Our 2016 Oscar Gown Predictions!

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 19, 2016
The Oscars are nearly upon us, and much like Harry Potter before any of the tasks during the Triwizard Cup, I am filled with 10% EXCITEMENT and 90% DREAD. (I am also hilariously under-qualified and definitely should not participate lest my moronic sense of scruples lead More  →
Prepare to Be Dazzled by the Beauty (& Inevitable Inaccuracy) of Our 2016 Oscar Gown Predictions!

GLAM OVERDOSE: Our Favorite Looks from the 2016 SAG Awards & the Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies Premiere!

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 1, 2016
HAPPY MONDAY, BUTTS. As you may or may not be aware, we here at SparkLife recently-ish made our first foray onto Tumblr, a kingdom that we hope to one day rule with an iron, glitter-covered fist (AESTHETIC: THIS + THIS + THIS). As a result, we've learned quite a bit of INT More  →
GLAM OVERDOSE: Our Favorite Looks from the 2016 SAG Awards & the <em>Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies</em> Premiere!
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.