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Go Behind the Scenes at the 2016 Oscars With These STUNNING Vanity Fair Portraits

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 1, 2016
Remember when Frodo got stabbed with a Morgul blade atop the atchtower of Amon Sûl? (Rhetorical question, because LIKE YOU COULD EVER FORGET.) That's pretty much what happened to me yesterday, when I failed YET AGAIN to correctly predict what even one single starlet would More  →
Go Behind the Scenes at the 2016 Oscars With These STUNNING <em>Vanity Fair</em> Portraits

We Review the Red Carpet Style at the 2016 Oscars In the The All-Caps Recap Event of THE YEAR

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 29, 2016
Was this it, Sparklebutts? Was 2016 the year that I finally, at long last, correctly predicted what at least one single famous person would wear to the Academy Awards? Have I conquered the mediocrity that has long haunted my soul, and ascended to that pedastal in the sky kno More  →
We Review the Red Carpet Style at the 2016 Oscars In the The All-Caps Recap Event of THE YEAR

Prepare to Be Dazzled by the Beauty (& Inevitable Inaccuracy) of Our 2016 Oscar Gown Predictions!

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 19, 2016
The Oscars are nearly upon us, and much like Harry Potter before any of the tasks during the Triwizard Cup, I am filled with 10% EXCITEMENT and 90% DREAD. (I am also hilariously under-qualified and definitely should not participate lest my moronic sense of scruples lead More  →
Prepare to Be Dazzled by the Beauty (& Inevitable Inaccuracy) of Our 2016 Oscar Gown Predictions!

GLAM OVERDOSE: Our Favorite Looks from the 2016 SAG Awards & the Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies Premiere!

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 1, 2016
HAPPY MONDAY, BUTTS. As you may or may not be aware, we here at SparkLife recently-ish made our first foray onto Tumblr, a kingdom that we hope to one day rule with an iron, glitter-covered fist (AESTHETIC: THIS + THIS + THIS). As a result, we've learned quite a bit of INT More  →
GLAM OVERDOSE: Our Favorite Looks from the 2016 SAG Awards & the <em>Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies</em> Premiere!

Real Talk: I've Hated My Body for 18 Years, But I'm Learning to Love It with These 3 Lessons

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 14, 2016
AHOY, SPARKLEBUTTS, and welcome to a post I almost didn’t publish. “Why should I share this potentially very embarrassing secret with the world,” I asked myself, “when I could just let it slowly destroy me from the inside out over the next 50 years?” But ... More  →
Real Talk: I've Hated My Body for 18 Years, But I'm Learning to Love It with These 3 Lessons
Glitter Bombs & Ab Cut-Outs Abound at the 2016 Golden Globes!

Glitter Bombs & Ab Cut-Outs Abound at the 2016 Golden Globes!

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 11, 2016
The 73rd Annual Golden Globes took place last night, blessing us with this Ryan Gosling/Brad Pitt tiff (I SHIP THEM SO HARD NOW), this viral Leo Dicaprio shade face (DON'T WORRY HE TOTALLY DIDN'T MEAN IT), and this life-giving gif, which we are going to watch over and ove More  →

BRB, We're Just Dying Forever Over This Adorbs Baby Otter

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 23, 2015
On Sunday, the Monterey Bay Aquarium gave us a Christmas present we didn't even know we wanted: four photos of a mama otter and her new pup, who appears to be 20% Ewok, 20% teddy bear, and 178% all that is good and pure in ... More  →
BRB, We're Just Dying Forever Over This Adorbs Baby Otter
BEHOLD: The 25 MOST DAZZLING Dresses of 2015!

BEHOLD: The 25 MOST DAZZLING Dresses of 2015!

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 17, 2015
In my position as SparkLife's sweatiest editor, my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE THING TO DO—aside from picking all of the M&Ms out of the communal trail mix bucket in the cafeteria and frequently standing on my desk and shouting "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!"—is to write ALL-CAPS RED CARP More  →

The Sparkler Secrets Slideshow—Part 3!

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 9, 2015
THE THIRD SPARKLER SECRETS SLIDESHOW IS HERE, BUTTSKIS, and it's all thanks to you. Nearly 50 of you submitted secrets about your fears, flaws, crushes, hopes, and betrayals; your revelations ranged from simple and sweet to deeply personal and truly heartbreaking, and we can More  →
The Sparkler Secrets Slideshow-Part 3!
Which STUNNING <em>Mockingjay 2</em> Premiere Look Was Your FLAVORITE? Cast Your Vote Here!

Which STUNNING Mockingjay 2 Premiere Look Was Your FLAVORITE? Cast Your Vote Here!

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 1, 2015
PREPARE YOUR EYEBALLS FOR AN UNPRECEDENTED ONSLAUGHT OF BEAUTY, SPARKDARLINGS. All your favorite tributes, victors, and Primrose Everdeens graced the red carpet in 7 different cities to fête the opening of what may very well be THE CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE OF THE CENTURY—and butts, they looked ... More  →
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.