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The Semi-Triumphant Return of ALL-CAPS STYLE RECAPS

The Semi-Triumphant Return of ALL-CAPS STYLE RECAPS

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 13, 2015
As I'm sure you've noticed, these all-caps recaps have been on hiatus lately, due in large part to the fact that I've devoted myself full-time to the study of CLOSE-UP MAGIC, which will surely win me ones, if not tens, of potential boyfriends. But I'm going to commit 100% More  →
Prepare for REVOLUTION with 8 Brand New (& Really Badass) <em>Mockingjay</em> Posters!

Prepare for REVOLUTION with 8 Brand New (& Really Badass) Mockingjay Posters!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 7, 2015
Bust out your Buttercup recipe books and your nuclear arrows, tri-butts—because THE REVOLUTION IS UPON US. The release of Mockingjay Part 2 is still approximately 534 days away (the Hunger Games judges gave my "guesstimating" skillz a -8/11), but the rebellion is nigh More  →

Vote for Your State in the Paper Towns "Get Lost, Get Found" Tour & John Green Might Come Hang Out NEAR YOUR VERY OWN ACTUAL SELF

By Chelsea DaggerJune 10, 2015
ATTENTION, ASPIRING MARGO ROTH SPIEGELMANS AND QUENTIN JACOBSENS: this summer, Nat Wolff, Cara Delevingne, and John Green are loading up the car with catfish and going on the ULTIMATE ROAD TRIP—and their destination is UP TO YOU! To see their brilliant, handsome, gorgeous, hilarious, shining hooligan ... More  →
Vote for Your State in the <em>Paper Towns</em> "Get Lost, Get Found" Tour & John Green Might Come Hang Out NEAR YOUR VERY OWN ACTUAL SELF
GO GLAM OR GO HOME: The Most Breathtaking Gowns from the Cannes Film Festival!

GO GLAM OR GO HOME: The Most Breathtaking Gowns from the Cannes Film Festival!

By Chelsea DaggerMay 29, 2015
Remember last week, when the style at the Billboard Music Awards reduced our eyeballs to so many smoldering piles of rubble and ash? THAT SURE WAS SWELL. But this week, I thought I'd change things up a bit—one can only inflict so much trauma on one's retinas before they re More  →

IT'S FACE TIME: How to Get JLaw, Lupita, & Lea's Prom-Perfect Makeup!

By Chelsea DaggerMay 22, 2015
PROM SEASON IS UPON US, SPARKLEBUTTS, and though choosing the perfect gown will indubitably be your top priority, don't forget that adorning your FACIAL REGION is also highly important. There are countless ways to get gussied up for the big night, but lest you be overwhelmed More  →
IT'S FACE TIME: How to Get JLaw, Lupita, & Lea's Prom-Perfect Makeup!
WIN YOUR PROM with These Red Carpet-Worthy Looks Inspired by JLaw, Emma Watson, & More!

WIN YOUR PROM with These Red Carpet-Worthy Looks Inspired by JLaw, Emma Watson, & More!

By Chelsea DaggerMay 21, 2015
Tell me if this scenario sounds familiar: You're standing outside Emma Watson's apartment. You're dressed in a superbly unconvincing homemade tree costume. You're primed and ready for Emma to walk by, at which point you will drop-tackle her, steal a single strand of her hair More  →
From the Neck Up, Everyone at the 2015 Billboard Music Awards Looked GREAT! (From the Neck Down, It Was an UNPRECEDENTED DISASTER)

From the Neck Up, Everyone at the 2015 Billboard Music Awards Looked GREAT! (From the Neck Down, It Was an UNPRECEDENTED DISASTER)

By Chelsea DaggerMay 18, 2015
SPARKLEBUTTS, IF YOU LOVE FASHION, HAVE I EVER GOT A SLIDESHOW FOR YOU!!But unfortunately, it is not this slideshow (it is this one). This slideshow, which recaps last night's Billboard Music Awards, contains (with 1 or 2 exceptions) looks that can most accurately be descri More  →
Lupita, Emma, & MOAR: See All the Stunning Style at Cannes!

Lupita, Emma, & MOAR: See All the Stunning Style at Cannes!

By Chelsea DaggerMay 15, 2015
LET'S DISPENSE WITH THE PLEASANTRIES AND JUST GET TO SWOONIN', SHALL WE?WE SHALL. CLICK "NEXT." More  →

The Last Minute Pre-Prom Checklist of GREATNESS

By Chelsea DaggerMay 14, 2015
Some of you buttskis have already gone to prom—and to you, we can only say, WE ARE SORRY. You were probably a hot, heated MESS, weren't you? In fact, early reports show that 84% of you accidentally punched your limo driver in the throat, forgot ... More  →
The Last Minute Pre-Prom Checklist of GREATNESS
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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