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The Best Ways to Insult SparkLife Writers

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 4, 2010
Today’s post was inspired by a Sparkler who wrote the following comment under a recently published article: “Wait, really? This was front-paged for...what reason? Protip: next time you wanna post a little joke joke Chelsea [Dagger], alt+f4 gives max funniness instantly. Try it a few ... More  →
The Best Ways to Insult SparkLife Writers

7 Ways Not to Impress Boys

By Chelsea DaggerFebruary 2, 2010
Last week, we ran a post about how not to impress girls. Just to be fair, we had to write an equally-ridiculous article for the gals of SparkNotes. 1. On a dinner date, order an arugula salad, minus the arugula. When your waiter politely states that ... More  →
7 Ways Not to Impress Boys

7 Ways Not to Impress Girls

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 28, 2010
1. Do 29 cartwheels in a row. Follow this stupendous display of acrobatic skill by barfing. ... More  →
7 Ways Not to Impress Girls

10 Things to Do Instead of Doing Your Homework

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 22, 2010
As if you really needed a list: 1. Make a list of all the things you’d rather do than your homework. Send that list to SparkLife. Become a published freelance blogger. Use your popularity as a platform off which to launch your career as a ... More  →
10 Things to Do Instead of Doing Your Homework

5 Cures for Writer's Block

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 13, 2010
It happens to the best of us: You’ve got a paper due in 9 hours, a Pulitzer Prize-winning novel to finish, or a grade-making presentation to write, and the only thing you can manage to type is your name. Is it because you’re a huge ... More  →
5 Cures for Writer's Block

Which Twilight Character Are You?

By Chelsea DaggerJanuary 8, 2010
It’s 2010, which means it’s time to become a better person. How, you ask? By avoiding your homework in new and vastly-improved ways. And we would love to help you in your quest for self-betterment (we’re like Ghandi, always giving). So here’s a magnificent ... More  →
Which Twilight Character Are You?

Dagger University: The Honor is Mine

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 22, 2009
Dear Dagger, So I'm not a college student, but I'm a senior applying to college, and I need a little advice. I pretty much found my dream college last spring when I went around for college tours. Before applying or any of that, someone gave me ... More  →
Dagger University: The Honor is Mine

Dagger University: Give Me My First Choice or Give Me Death

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 15, 2009
Howdy, Chelsea Dagger! I'm a senior in high school, and I've been applying to colleges and now I'm hearing back from them. I applied to 3 schools, all good women's colleges in New England. My top choice was a fancy-shmancy school in Massachusetts that we'll call ... More  →
Dagger University: Give Me My First Choice or Give Me Death

Dagger University: Free Time, Loneliness, and Dementors

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 8, 2009
Dear Chelsea Dagger, I’ve been in college for a few months now, and I’m finding that I have a ton of free time, even with classes and homework. Sometimes it’s okay, but sometimes sitting around in my room looking at Facebook just makes me bored and ... More  →
Dagger University: Free Time, Loneliness, and Dementors

Dagger University: Roommate Dilemma

By Chelsea DaggerDecember 1, 2009
Hi Chelsea! So, I go to a pretty affluent school—one of the top 50 ranked universities in the US. I have three roommates and we just can't seem to understand each other a lot of the time. I am from a background of immigrants and an ... More  →
Dagger University: Roommate Dilemma
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.