SparkLife posts by chelsea dagger

The benefits of today's title are two-fold: First, it aptly describes your most recent submissions, as you covered all manner of unbelievable/absurd/ludicrous phenomenons in your ...

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Young Hollywood got gussied up last night to honor champions of social change at the Do Something Awards. Click through the slideshow to see More»

She's beautiful, she's hilarious, and she could probably kill you with her bare hands—and no, we're not talking about Chelsea Dagger (ZING More»

Butts, I have a problem. I'm not talking about the gallons of perspiration that drip from my spectacularly large forehead whenever the temperature rises above ...

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HOWDY, BUTTS. I'd like to start off by thanking all of you scholarly, lovable dweebs for participating in Writer Wars; whether you're an old pro ...

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In case it wasn't made painfully obvious by my obviously painful attempt at wit in this week's title, last week's Writer Wars was all about ...

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There's a new superhero on the block, butts, and his name is HENRY CAVILL. In case you're not familiar with Mr. Cavill's work, take a ...

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ATTENTION, SPARKLEBUTTS: Our awesome pals over at Universal just sent us a top-secret, super-underground, covert-ops-level video containing killer new footage from The Bourne Legacy.

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HULLO BUTTS! IT IS I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ.

Just kidding. It's only me, the normal and heavily-deodorized Dagger. I may not be a wizard, ...

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