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Our Back-to-School Must-Haves: A Guide to the Most Awesome & Epic Stuff EVER!

Our Back-to-School Must-Haves: A Guide to the Most Awesome & Epic Stuff EVER!

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 12, 2014
The time when you majestically arise from your bean bag chair, shake the dust of 1,000 Netflix marathons from your sweatpants, and stare bravely into the face of the most terrifying and exciting beast of all: A NEW SCHOOL YEAR. After a summer spent eating your own weight in More  →

Everybody and Their Mom Wore A Crop Top to the 2014 Teen Choice Awards

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 11, 2014
I'm here with a present you didn't want and never asked for: YET ANOTHER ALL-CAPS STYLE RANT, SHOUTED DIRECTLY INTO YOUR GRIMACING EYEBALLS. What brought on this exciting and terrifying event? Why, last night's Teen Choice Awards, of course! I wasn't there (my forehead was t More  →
Everybody and Their Mom Wore A Crop Top to the 2014 Teen Choice Awards

Turkish Prime Minister Told Women to Quit Laughing in Public...But They Did THIS Instead

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 6, 2014
CURRENT EVENTZ BLAST, BUTTS: On Monday, Turkish Deputy Prime Minister Bülent Arinç delivered a speech against the moral degradation of modern Turkish society, blaming the country's drug and prostitution problems on the negative influence of soap operas (THAT TALKING BOX IS THE DEVIL'S MAGIC), the excessive ... More  →
Turkish Prime Minister Told Women to Quit Laughing in Public...But They Did THIS Instead

Your First Look at Into the Woods Is FINALLY HERE: See the Trailer Plus 7 Awesome Images!

By Chelsea DaggerAugust 1, 2014
It's been almost A YEAR since we last heard a peep about the star-studded big-screen remake of Into the Woods—and with the movie hitting theaters in just a few months and nary a trailer, set pic, OR ANY OTHER EVIDENCE OF ITS EXISTENCE to be found, we were starting to More  →
Your First Look at Into the Woods Is FINALLY HERE: See the Trailer Plus 7 Awesome Images!

Want to Make the World Suck Less? NOW YOU CAN-with DoSomething.org's THE HUNT!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 31, 2014
LEMME BREAK IT DOWN, BUTTSKIS: in just 4 days, you'll have the chance not only to participate in yet another EPIC, life-changing campaign presented by the big-hearted badasses at DoSomething.org, but also to win a $10,000 scholarship. And yes, THAT IS A 10 WITH THREE ... More  →
Want to Make the World Suck Less? NOW YOU CAN-with DoSomething.org's THE HUNT!

AN ALL-CAPS REVIEW of the Coolest, Cutest Looks from the Young Hollywood Awards, Comic-Con, & More!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 28, 2014
TODAY IS MONDAY, BUTTSKIS, which is just another way of saying "TODAY IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST AND I WISH I WERE BACK IN BED, DROOLING ON MY FINNICK ODAIR PILLOW AND DREAMING OF A CHEESEBURGER AS TALL AS THE SKY." I am in a foul disposition, which is unfortunate for all of the More  →
AN ALL-CAPS REVIEW of the Coolest, Cutest Looks from the Young Hollywood Awards, Comic-Con, & More!

Tom Hiddleston's Banned Jaguar Commercial Is DANGEROUSLY SCHMEXY

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 22, 2014
I must confess that when you Sparklebutts waxed poetic about your undying love for Tom Hiddleston in the past, I just didn't get it. I would scratch my unbelievably large head and think, "That dude with Snape hair and the ridiculous helmet? HARD PASS." But I'm ... More  →
Tom Hiddleston's Banned Jaguar Commercial Is DANGEROUSLY SCHMEXY

Cute Dudes & Their Dogs: The Slideshow OF YOUR DREAMS

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 17, 2014
SPARKDARLINGS, thet time has come to cast aside your tired Peeta/Gale/Mr. Darcy/Finnick Odair/Benedict Cumberbatch daydreams and embrace a new batch of gentlemen! They're gorgeous, they're geeky, and best of all, they've got puppies. DROOL BUCKETS AT THE READY, BUTTSKIS! More  →
Cute Dudes & Their Dogs: The Slideshow OF YOUR DREAMS

KStew & Anne Hathaway Dress Up Like Dudes & Breakdance In THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 15, 2014
Because I'm the least hip cat on the planet (as evidenced by the fact that I still use the phrase "hip cat" even though I AM NOT A CHARACTER IN A MOVIE ABOUT 1920S-ERA YOUTHS), I'd never heard of indie artist Jenny Lewis until today—but her ... More  →
KStew & Anne Hathaway Dress Up Like Dudes & Breakdance In THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER

Granger Danger Goes to the Dark Side: Check Out Her Dramatic New Style!

By Chelsea DaggerJuly 11, 2014
Since tasting JLaw's wrath/palm sweat last weekend, Miss Watson has been galavanting around Paris, sitting front row at various fashion shows and just generally enchanting everyone with her presence. But while she's well-known for choosing light-as-air gowns and dreamy dresses that could leviosa at a moment's ... More  →
Granger Danger Goes to the Dark Side: Check Out Her Dramatic New Style!
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email contribute@sparknotes.com.