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8 Ways to NEVER, EVER GET KISSED (The Vlog That Is Going to SAVE AND/OR RUIN YOUR LIFE)

8 Ways to NEVER, EVER GET KISSED (The Vlog That Is Going to SAVE AND/OR RUIN YOUR LIFE)

By Chelsea DaggerJune 6, 2014
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO INTRODUCE THIS VLOG, FOR IT NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION. I just want you to press Play, sit back, and see how long it takes before you barf and/or laugh. I'M 89% CERTAIN YOU'RE GOING TO DO BOTH. IT'S THAT GOOD. BEHOLD: HAHAHAH OH ... More  →

LAST MINUTE UPDATE: John Green Was a Total Crybaby During the Filming of TFIOS

By Chelsea DaggerJune 5, 2014
The Fault in Our Stars, otherwise known as THE MOVIE EVENT OF OUR YOUNG LIFETIMES, opens tomorrow, and if John Green’s reaction to the film (a CEASELESS, TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR OF TEARS, APPARENTLY) is any indication, you are going to be a SOBBING MESS as soon ... More  →
LAST MINUTE UPDATE: John Green Was a Total Crybaby During the Filming of TFIOS

We Only Care About 3 Dresses at the 2014 CMT Awards So DEAL WITH IT

By Chelsea DaggerJune 5, 2014
For the billionth year in a row, I skipped watching the Country Music Awards in order to do far more important things, like polish my wand collection (I have four Siriuses and one Hermione), memorize the spelling of the word "camaraderie" (WHAT, IT'S HARD), and ... More  →
We Only Care About 3 Dresses at the 2014 CMT Awards So DEAL WITH IT

The Scandalous, the Glamorous, and the Pretty Much Naked: 35 Celeb Looks That Will DROP YOUR JAW

By Chelsea DaggerJune 4, 2014
SARTORIAL SALUTATIONS, BUTTSKIS. We've got far too many swoon-worthy and occasionally shocking gowns to gaze upon to waste time on introductions rife with my patented "sense of humor," so let's get down to the biznass at ogling clothing we can't afford and mooning over celeb More  →
The Scandalous, the Glamorous, and the Pretty Much Naked: 35 Celeb Looks That Will DROP YOUR JAW

Elizabeth Bennet Would Definitely Wear Boyfriend Jeans: Awesome Outfits Inspired By Your Favorite Fictional Heroines!

By Chelsea DaggerMay 22, 2014
Depressing news flash of the day: no matter how desperately you want to be Hermione, Katniss, or Hazel Grace, you never will be—because A: I used the last of the Polyjuice potion yesterday , and B: MAGIC ISN'T EVEN REAL. (Forgive me, Sparklebutts; I tried and failed to app More  →
Elizabeth Bennet Would Definitely Wear Boyfriend Jeans: Awesome Outfits Inspired By Your Favorite Fictional Heroines!

Even More Crazy-Cute Cartoon Handbags to SQUEE Over!

By Chelsea DaggerMay 20, 2014
HEY BUTTSKIS, remember last week when your adorable heads exploded like confetti canons after you saw JumpForPaper's ridiculously awesome, awesomely ridiculous cartoon handbags? Well brace yourselves for EXPLOSIONS, PART DUEX. The bags in this slideshow aren't available More  →
Even More Crazy-Cute Cartoon Handbags to SQUEE Over!

JLaw's Sexy New Hairstyle & Blake's Glitter-Bomb Gown: This Week's Hottest Celeb Looks!

By Chelsea DaggerMay 19, 2014
It's MONAY, darlingbutts, which means IT'S PANCAKE DAY (I call Monday "Pancake Day" because of how many pancakes I eat every Monday to offset the soul-crushing gloominess of the beginning of the week. (Spoiler Alert: I also call every other day Pancake Day.)) It ALSO means t More  →
Check Out the Billboard Awards & JLaw's Sexy New Hairstyle In This Week's Hottest Celeb Looks!

JLaw & Jimmy Fallon Are COMPLETELY HILARIOUS TOGETHER (Because Obviously)

By Chelsea DaggerMay 16, 2014
QUESTION: What happens when you put two of the most lovable, ridiculous people on the planet on ONE TV SHOW? ANSWER: A) Meh. 3) LAMMMMEEEEEE. XV) I've seen better. $) ALL OF OUR DREAMS COME TRUE AND WE GET STOMACH CRAMPS FROM LARFING SO HARD AND THERE IS EVEN A RUBIX ... More  →
JLaw & Jimmy Fallon Are COMPLETELY HILARIOUS TOGETHER (Because Obviously)

We're OBSESSED With These Totally Cool (& Yes, Totally REAL) Cartoon Purses!

By Chelsea DaggerMay 15, 2014
If I saw someone carrying one of these babies in real life, I would squint, blink several times, then shout "IS THAT THING REAL? CAN I TOUCH IT? NEATOOOOOO!" That's because A) I have no social skillz and B) these fantastic handbags look entirely unbelievable—almost ... More  →
We're OBSESSED With These Totally Cool (& Yes, Totally REAL) Cartoon Purses!

"I Can't Not Photobomb Somebody": 5 of Our Fave Quotes from JLaw's Marie Claire Interview!

By Chelsea DaggerMay 13, 2014
BREAKING NEWS, BUTTSKIS: JLaw is still awesome, and she will likely continue being awesome UNTO THE END OF TIME. Thus far, the lady king of our hearts has proved immune to the dreaded Anne Hathaway Disease (whereby an uber-famous startlet suddenly falls from grace due to relentless ... More  →
"I Can't Not Photobomb Somebody": 5 of Our Fave Quotes from JLaw's Marie Claire Interview!
About the Author
Chelsea Dagger

Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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