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How to Celebrate Valentine's Day When You're Single AF

By Christi ChielloFebruary 13, 2018
If you’re planning to spend February 14th lying face-down in the candy aisle of CVS, pausing in between sobs to eat 72 mini Twix bars (oof, we’ve all been there), then this post is for you. Read it, and you’ll realize that A: there’s absolutely ... More  →
How to Celebrate Valentine's Day When You're Single AF

10 Things to Say in the Dreaded Class Introductions

By Christi ChielloSeptember 8, 2015
You’re back at school. Already. NoOoOOoOoO!  It feels like just yesterday you threw your loose sheets of paper in the air, ran out to your car and drove away into the sunset to begin your summer vacation. But here you are, starting a whole new year with ... More  →
10 Things to Say in the Dreaded Class Introductions

100 Things That Will Turn You From Girl to Woman

By Christi ChielloSeptember 3, 2015
RT if you eye roll when you hear the phrase "that summer, I went from being a girl... to being a woman" on television. The way movies and commercials tell it, one second you are stuffing Play-Doh up your nose and pooping in the pool, and the next you are taping your boobs More  →
100 Things That Will Turn You From Girl to Woman

Notes to the THINGS WE HATE and the PEOPLE THAT ANNOY US

By Christi ChielloAugust 25, 2015
Today we are TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS. We've got a jar full of pens, a giant pile of notecards, and puh-lenty of stamps, and anyone that gets in our way is going to HEAR ABOUT IT FROM OUR SECRETARY IN THREE TO FIVE DAYS. Pickles that keep finding their way into our sandwiches More  →
Notes to the THINGS WE HATE and the PEOPLE THAT ANNOY US

The ULTIMATE Guide to Surviving Bad Breakups

By Christi ChielloJuly 30, 2015
It doesn't matter whether you’re the dumper or the dumpee—breakups will almost always leave you feeling like a squished banana. We’ve ALL been there. And if you’re trying to cope post-breakup, you’ve likely had it up to here *points to moon* with people reacting to your news ... More  →
The ULTIMATE Guide to Surviving Bad Breakups

Promposals: Better to Have Asked and Gotten a No, Than Never to Have Asked At All

By Christi ChielloApril 2, 2015
IT'S PRE-PROM PREP TIME! (#PPPT! Okay not the best hashtag). This time of year can be stressful (because finals; because Teen Wolf isn't back until June 29) and finding a date for prom is often the most stressful part! Popping the big prom proposal can seem ... More  →
Promposals: Better to Have Asked and Gotten a No, Than Never to Have Asked At All

Which Pop Princess Are You?

By Christi ChielloMarch 27, 2015
Do you like to step out a) in style, b) with a crew of your besties, or c) wearing nothing but bubbles? Find out your INNER POP DIVA by answering these ten questions! 1.  It’s the first day of school and you want to make an ... More  →
Which Pop Princess Are You?

A How-To Guide for Dealing With Mean Girls

By Christi ChielloMarch 25, 2015
I like to think I’m a bit of a mean-girl expert. I survived Pilgrim High School and helped my sisters do the same. PHS had more mean girls than North Shore; more hair-tossing than an Olympic dressage competition; more backhands than Andy Roddick (time out, ... More  →
A How-To Guide for Dealing With Mean Girls

QUIZ: Do You Need MOON BOOTS This Winter?

By Christi ChielloNovember 24, 2014
“Moon boots are where it’s at!!!” – Half the world. "I hate moon boots and everything they stand for.” – The other half. If you haven’t heard of MOON BOOTS it’s safe to assume you’ve been living under a (terrestrial) rock. We can say that, we’re your ... More  →
QUIZ: Do You Need MOON BOOTS This Winter?

Anna Kendricks Jumpstarts Our Christmas Spirit, and Nine Other Reasons We Love Her

By Christi ChielloNovember 19, 2014
IT HAS BEEN BUILDING FOR SOME TIME, but our crush on Anna Kendricks is finally big enough to pick and preserve/bake into a pie. HERE IS WHY WE ARE CRUSHING SO HARD ON THIS GIRL. 10. THE WAITING GAME is our new favorite game! Anna Kendricks makes ... More  →
Anna Kendricks Jumpstarts Our Christmas Spirit, and Nine Other Reasons We Love Her
About the Author
Christi Chiello

Armed with a quirky voice, intense musical theatre background and ridiculous love for pop culture; Christi Chiello disarms you with cuteness while slinging her unique, hilarious brand of absurd humor – making her one of New York City’s fastest rising comics. Christi has performed in The New York Comedy Festival, The Women in Comedy Festival & The Jersey City Comedy Festival. She's featured at major comedy clubs in New York & Los Angeles and her outlandish original characters have generated over 20 million views on YouTube. You can hear Christi's many voices in the upcoming animated feature "The Champion."

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