The start of school is fast approaching, and three months of uninterrupted Netflix-ing may very well have made you at least 37% dumber than you were at the beginning of summer break. We can help you conquer your required reading assignment, but you might also want ... More →
There's the dream of what college break will be like—you'll sleep in until 2 PM, binge-watch Riverdale, and subsist entirely on Lucky Charms and frozen tater tots—and there's the reality, which is decidedly less awesome. Now that you're used to making your own schedule and being ... More →
It's your worst-case scenario: you've just been rejected by your dream school. You’re haunted by thoughts of what went wrong: was it the fact that you used an absurd and totally unjustifiable amount of interrobangs in your application essay?!!? (Maybe?!) Was it that you included ... More →
Congratulations! Your hard work, persistence, and all of that excessive lying subtle padding on your applications have finally paid off: you got into college! Now it’s time to kick back and relax with many, many burritos and all of the Netflix: your work here is done.
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