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Liger, Schmiger: We've Got Your New Animal Hybrids Right Here

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoApril 3, 2014
Welcome to the Sparklife Hybrid Animal Burrow and Menagerie (SHABAM)! Here you can see some of the rarest, most dangerous animals on the planet, and maybe even take one home with you (we can't be held responsible for gorings, feeding mishaps, or cuddling disasters). Pet at y More  →
Liger, Schmiger: We've Got Your New Animal Hybrids Right Here

How to Deal With an Unwanted Prom Invitation

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoMarch 28, 2014
Prom, prom, prom prom (to the tune of Wagner’s Bridal Chorus)! Okay, so maybe your prom date won’t necessarily be your one and only ‘til death do you part date, but wouldn’t that be so romantic? Prom is kind of like a mass wedding...that you can easily back out of w More  →
How to Deal With an Unwanted Prom Invitation

Who Do You Want On Your Postapocalyptic Survival Squad?

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoMarch 3, 2014
Look around you! Dead zombies everywhere, a smashed and smoldering Honda Civic, steam rising from the sewers, boarded-up windows on the nearest Starbucks—yep, looks like we’ve just endured a classic, run-of-the-mill zombie apocalypse. Now that the humans have prevailed o More  →
Who Do You Want On Your Postapocalyptic Survival Squad?

10 Things To Do With All That Leftover Snow

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoFebruary 12, 2014
First we want to apologize for ostracizing all you Sparklers living in warm climates, under sunny skies, where even a single snowflake indicates the certain onset of climate apocalypse. Wait—on second thought, we don’t feel sorry for you at all. While we walk down the st More  →
10 Things To Do With All That Leftover Snow

Do You Recognize These New Year's Resolutioners?

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoJanuary 17, 2014
Hopefully we've all become acclimated to that strange New Year smell, and are staying true to the resolutions that we swore by just a few short weeks ago. While for some of us the most difficult obstacle to overcome will be remembering to write “14” on the end of dates, More  →
Do You Recognize These New Year's Resolutioners?

Meet the Animals of SparkLife HQ!

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoJanuary 7, 2014
How do we keep the internet running, hold the house elf uprising at bay, AND manage to look this good in these infinity pants (like an infinity scarf, but pants)? By employing a little bit of...extra labor around the Sparkagon. It's easy when your employees just want to be p More  →
Meet the Animals of SparkLife HQ!

Band Geek Superheroes and Supervillains

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoDecember 18, 2013
Up, up, and away! Into the dark underbelly of band nerd culture. Wait, that doesn’t make sense. Down, down, and—oh, never mind. These protectors (and those you need protection from) are all around you, possibly to your left as you read this, innocently strumming away as More  →
Band Geek Superheroes and Supervillains

Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover (Judge It By Its Title!)

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoNovember 22, 2013
We’ve all heard the old saying before, that you should never judge a book by its cover. But have you ever been told not to judge a book by its title? To prove that titles can be even more misleading, we tried a little alternative-cover experiment, designing new book jacke More  →
Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover (Judge It By Its Title!)

What's REALLY Happening When You Have a Breakout?

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoNovember 4, 2013
What exactly is happening when your rosy hue is due not to an adorable blush but to a gang of pimples taking up residence in your face? (For those of you allergic to gross but fascinating sciencey stuff, skip the next paragraph.) A surge in your body’s testosterone level More  →
What's REALLY Happening When You Have a Breakout?

The SparkLife Art Gallery: Famous Works of Art, Updated!

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoOctober 29, 2013
Thank you for visiting the SparkLife Art Gallery (SLAG)! Our tour today will include some of the most influential artworks in existence. Please do not touch the paintings, and we ask that no videos be taken during the tour. (Unless you think of a really funny Vine idea.) Ple More  →
The SparkLife Art Gallery: Famous Works of Art, Updated!