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9 Kinds of Crushes, and What They Say About You

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoMay 21, 2014
Remember your first crush? We ask that you remember, because the chances that he or she is standing next to you right now are highly improbable. Not that your first fling couldn’t possibly be the one, but it’s pretty unlikely that you'll reach your hand into a jar of Jel More  →
9 Kinds of Crushes, and What They Say About You

Goodbye, Dinner and a Movie: These Are the New Dating Combinations

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoMay 1, 2014
The notion of dinner and a movie as the classic date has become completely outdated in our tweeting, status updating, pinning, look-at-my-life-through-this-filter world.  These new date combinations are romantic, original, and (best of all) will look super intriguing on Ins More  →
Goodbye, Dinner and a Movie: These Are the New Dating Combinations

The 12 Kinds of Hugs

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoApril 18, 2014
To hug or not to hug? Once you’ve decided to answer that question with a warm embrace, the next decision to make is what kind of hug you're embarking on. Would you hug a tree the same way you’d hug your mother? If the answer is yes, please contact us immediately. You may More  →
The 12 Kinds of Hugs

Liger, Schmiger: We've Got Your New Animal Hybrids Right Here

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoApril 3, 2014
Welcome to the Sparklife Hybrid Animal Burrow and Menagerie (SHABAM)! Here you can see some of the rarest, most dangerous animals on the planet, and maybe even take one home with you (we can't be held responsible for gorings, feeding mishaps, or cuddling disasters). Pet at y More  →
Liger, Schmiger: We've Got Your New Animal Hybrids Right Here

How to Deal With an Unwanted Prom Invitation

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoMarch 28, 2014
Prom, prom, prom prom (to the tune of Wagner’s Bridal Chorus)! Okay, so maybe your prom date won’t necessarily be your one and only ‘til death do you part date, but wouldn’t that be so romantic? Prom is kind of like a mass wedding...that you can easily back out of w More  →
How to Deal With an Unwanted Prom Invitation

Who Do You Want On Your Postapocalyptic Survival Squad?

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoMarch 3, 2014
Look around you! Dead zombies everywhere, a smashed and smoldering Honda Civic, steam rising from the sewers, boarded-up windows on the nearest Starbucks—yep, looks like we’ve just endured a classic, run-of-the-mill zombie apocalypse. Now that the humans have prevailed o More  →
Who Do You Want On Your Postapocalyptic Survival Squad?

10 Things To Do With All That Leftover Snow

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoFebruary 12, 2014
First we want to apologize for ostracizing all you Sparklers living in warm climates, under sunny skies, where even a single snowflake indicates the certain onset of climate apocalypse. Wait—on second thought, we don’t feel sorry for you at all. While we walk down the st More  →
10 Things To Do With All That Leftover Snow

Do You Recognize These New Year's Resolutioners?

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoJanuary 17, 2014
Hopefully we've all become acclimated to that strange New Year smell, and are staying true to the resolutions that we swore by just a few short weeks ago. While for some of us the most difficult obstacle to overcome will be remembering to write “14” on the end of dates, More  →
Do You Recognize These New Year's Resolutioners?

Meet the Animals of SparkLife HQ!

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoJanuary 7, 2014
How do we keep the internet running, hold the house elf uprising at bay, AND manage to look this good in these infinity pants (like an infinity scarf, but pants)? By employing a little bit of...extra labor around the Sparkagon. It's easy when your employees just want to be p More  →
Meet the Animals of SparkLife HQ!

Band Geek Superheroes and Supervillains

By Bo Larkin and Caitlin JefkoDecember 18, 2013
Up, up, and away! Into the dark underbelly of band nerd culture. Wait, that doesn’t make sense. Down, down, and—oh, never mind. These protectors (and those you need protection from) are all around you, possibly to your left as you read this, innocently strumming away as More  →
Band Geek Superheroes and Supervillains