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Quiz: What Should You Major In?

By Bailey_SwilleyAugust 12, 2014
Ever wonder what Miley is talking about when she says “We Who ‘Bout That Life?” More importantly, do you wonder what life you’re all ‘bout? More importantly, have you picked a college major yet? Snap, this line of questioning just got deep. Blood and guts are… a. ... More  →
Quiz: What Should You Major In?

7 Things I Learned From Cheerleading

By Bailey_SwilleyAugust 5, 2014
Long before discovering the pain of honors classes and the delicious world of musical theatre in high school, I was a middle school cheerleader. Just for one year. I worked super hard to get on the team - learning lingo like "full-out" and "pom routine" ... More  →
7 Things I Learned From Cheerleading

What Your Sleep Position Says About You

By Bailey_SwilleyJuly 29, 2014
Are you a ball of stress? A modern-day flower child? A stickler for schools and rules? Find out with this sleep position decoder! (YouTube/dailygrace) Face Down, Flat, Stick Straight You need complete and total silence in order to concentrate and to be able to fully relax. You love ... More  →
What Your Sleep Position Says About You

15 Responses For When Your Dress Gets Caught In Your Underwear

By Bailey_SwilleyJuly 23, 2014
We've all been there. And if you haven't, A CURSE ON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY! Say you strut out of the bathroom with your dress caught in your underoos... we have 15 golden responses to the gawking public *Ahem* The common sense comeback "It's freaking hot! Move along. ... More  →
15 Responses For When Your Dress Gets Caught In Your Underwear

5 Ways To Make It Your Best Hair Year Yet

By Bailey_SwilleyJuly 23, 2014
You're probably thinking, "No way, you don't know my life. I've tried and tried and frankly my best hair year was my first year on this Earth: when I was bald. I've given up and there's nothing you can do to stop me. I'm pulling a Britney ... More  →
5 Ways To Make It Your Best Hair Year Yet

10 Mistakes You Don't Want to Make at the Water Park

By Bailey_SwilleyJuly 22, 2014
It’s the season for getting wet and wild! Just make sure you don’t make any of these amateur moves and the summer will be golden.* Not wearing shower shoes You really don't want to mess with this one. There’s all kinds of nasty fungi to take up ... More  →
10 Mistakes You Don't Want to Make at the Water Park

15 Ways To Say "I Don't Like You Back"

By Bailey_SwilleyJuly 22, 2014
Somewhere between all your blockbuster viewing and popsicle-grazing this summer, you may come upon an unwanted suitor. You’re so flattered, blah, blah, blah… but having someone confess their deepest spleen-feels to you can actually be really uncomfortable. If awkward situations didn’t arise from unrequited love, ... More  →
15 Ways To Say

WATCH: This Woman Is a Record-Breaking Ninja Warrior!

By Bailey_SwilleyJuly 17, 2014
NINJAS: You now have more motivation to hit the gym, besides looking good in your high-waisted two-piece this summer. You need to get training now if you want to CONQUER MT. MIDORIYAMA! (YouTube/UClipz) Kacy Catanzaro became the first woman to attempt and complete DESTROY the American Ninja ... More  →
WATCH: This Woman Is a Record-Breaking Ninja Warrior!

Quiz: Are You Good at Sleeping?

By Bailey_SwilleyJuly 15, 2014
Dragging your heels? Snoozing off during the peak hours of the day? Maybe you're bad at sleeping. Take this quiz to find out if you need to be more vigilent with your ZZZZZZZs. What time is it right now? a. The morning : between 7 a.m. and noon b. Between ... More  →
Quiz: Are You Good at Sleeping?

10 Ways To Break Up With Someone Mid-Makeout

By Bailey_SwilleyJuly 8, 2014
When you know, you know. And when you know it isn't right, you gotta break it off. Sometimes you figure out that you aren't MFEO at the worst possible moment... in the middle of a make-out sesh. Here are some ways to handle a mid-pash ... More  →
10 Ways To Break Up With Someone Mid-Makeout
About the Author
Bailey_Swilley

Bailey Swilley is a writer, web production editor, and comedian living in Brooklyn. She loves to talk about dogs, musical theatre, and celebs... especially Beyonce.

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