What Have You Done For Us Lately, Oh-Oh, Facebook (<<< to be sung in tune to Janet Jackson’s What Have You Done For Me Lately).
Honestly, we think there was a time when Facebook didn’t completely bum us out. We close our eyes and strain our ... More →
MAYBE SHE LIKES LEAVING THAT SPACE BLANK, GOSSIP-MONGERS.
That’s our theory about TSwizz's love life after reading her interview with The Telegraph, in which she talks about everything from her consistent worrying to her tight-knit posse of female friends, and says badass things like “my point is ... More →
With a swiftness NE'ER SEEN BEFORE. an only okay bridesmaid dress crushed the internet into scrap metal last week as we all freaked out about whether The Dress was white/gold or blue/black. Celebrities were not immune to dress fever, standing up to be counted as on Your Team More →
ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD: This is how you make a movie trailer! This is how you create buzz for a film that has some likely red flags.* This trailer is almost perfect: suspense, beauty, pain! You’ve got our attention Mr. Showbiz.
BEHOLD THE MAJESTY that is this clip ... More →
Tired of braiding your hair for hours on a Friday night? Or going out with friends only to find out they're imaginary? Well the good news is a lot of super awesome museums offer free nights, where they wave the price of admission so any ... More →
Gather around the warmth emanating off of this iPad and let us tell you a story as old as time. A story about a once great wide-legged jean that ruled the kingdom with a fair and strong deep-pocketed hand. The king of jeans was called ... More →
WHAT CANDY-FLAVORED ARTISTIC SPIRIT IS BEHIND THESE PICS OF DOGS IN FLOWER CROWNS, you ask? That would be the uber-talented Sophie Gamand! She's a New York City-based photographer who has found a way to combine our twin loves of PUPPIES and accessorizing. Each portrait seri More →
Career Wha? is designed to give you a little insight into different careers, because lots of teens have no clue what to do in the grownup world beyond “fake it with a briefcase until you make it.” If you have a suggestion for a career ... More →
THIS PICTURE IS HYPNOTIC. Look at it. Look at it again. Stare into the beautiful mystery that is their smiles, braces and all. Contemplate life. Contemplate dinner. Contemplate how you can look this cool in a pic with your parents.
We award: 250 smize points.GET READY FO More →
Math tests + teachers who know your name = gender biased test scores
BREAKING: Math, the once thought of common denominator, which can not be swayed by prejudice (2 + 2 = 4 is true no matter your skin color, sexual orientation, class status, or gender), ... More →
Ashley Brooke Roberts is a stand-up comedian, writer, and actor living in Brooklyn. She's a performer at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and can usually be found smiling at random dogs on the street. Follow her on twitter at @AshleyBRoberts.