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What's Your Star Trek TNG Sign?

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMay 15, 2015
Happy New TNG Year! As you all know, May 14th marked the end of the first season of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which means May 15th, today, is the first day in a new TNG year. Woohoo! To celebrate we’ve hired the top scientist of our generation to create a TNG zodiac More  →
What's Your Star Trek TNG Sign?

Resume From a High School Graduate Who Has Never Had a Job

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMay 13, 2015
Greetings, soon-to-be graduates and esteemed diploma-holding earthlings! The season of new beginnings is upon us, and while some are drowning in pollen and snot and/or polleny snot, others are looking towards the Claritin-clear future (of receiving paychecks not written from your mom's personal checkbook for ... More  →
Resume From a High School Graduate Who Has Never Had a Job
What Your Go-To Instagram Filter Says About You

What Your Go-To Instagram Filter Says About You

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMay 12, 2015
Ahoy young Ansel Adamses! What is a pretty day if not a great photo opp? While you’re cropping, and InstaSizing, and choosing the right filter, your followers are learning all about you. The secret you. Like handwriting or tea leaves, your filter choice reveals distinct, More  →

Scout Finch Fixes Cranky Old Etiquette Guides

By Ashley Brooke RobertsApril 21, 2015
There is a whole industry devoted to telling girls how they should and shouldn't behave, and we think it is bollocks (oh, we will WEAR SCRUNCHIES IF WE WANT), but no one has ever been better at telling the Emily Posts of the world to ... More  →
Scout Finch Fixes Cranky Old Etiquette Guides
Tumblr King Jim Tews Tells Us About Studying the Feline Condition in Hilare Tumblr "Felines of New York"

Tumblr King Jim Tews Tells Us About Studying the Feline Condition in Hilare Tumblr "Felines of New York"

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 31, 2015
NO MORE CONTROLLING US WITH YOUR VOICELESS SASS, CATS OF THE WORLD! Now we have a peek into what kitty cats are thinking with the wonderfully whimsical and slightly arch Tumblr, "Felines Of New York."You may be aware of the original exercise in people cataloging, "Humans o More  →

FAMOUS PEOPLE GO TO PROM, TOO

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 30, 2015
Prom is like a mini-capsule of the human experience: confusion over who your love interest will be, weird body odor from dancing hard, and TOO MUCH GLITTER. Prom can be the best, the worst, or also just meh. It's easy to put so much pressure on yourself to have a good time More  →
FAMOUS PEOPLE GO TO PROM, TOO

New Ways to Ask Someone to Prom

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 19, 2015
Tick tick tick, little chickies, prom is around the corner, and it's time you asked your crush out for the big night. How are you going to do it? The old "slip a note in their backpack"? No. Maybe the "through-a-friend-through-a-friend"? Nope. How about the ... More  →
New Ways to Ask Someone to Prom

Facebook: Doing Something Right for Once

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 5, 2015
What Have You Done For Us Lately, Oh-Oh, Facebook (<<< to be sung in tune to Janet Jackson’s What Have You Done For Me Lately). Honestly, we think there was a time when Facebook didn’t completely bum us out. We close our eyes and strain our ... More  →
Facebook: Doing Something Right for Once

Taylor Swift Is Asked About Love Life, Gives Non-Gossipy Answer

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 3, 2015
MAYBE SHE LIKES LEAVING THAT SPACE BLANK, GOSSIP-MONGERS. That’s our theory about TSwizz's love life after reading her interview with The Telegraph, in which she talks about everything from her consistent worrying to her tight-knit posse of female friends, and says badass things like “my point is ... More  →
Taylor Swift Is Asked About Love Life, Gives Non-Gossipy Answer
Which Celeb Do You Agree With About #TheDress?

Which Celeb Do You Agree With About #TheDress?

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 2, 2015
With a swiftness NE'ER SEEN BEFORE. an only okay bridesmaid dress crushed the internet into scrap metal last week as we all freaked out about whether The Dress was white/gold or blue/black. Celebrities were not immune to dress fever, standing up to be counted as on Your Team More  →
About the Author
Ashley Brooke Roberts

Ashley Brooke Roberts is a stand-up comedian, writer, and actor living in Brooklyn. She's a performer at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and can usually be found smiling at random dogs on the street. Follow her on twitter at @AshleyBRoberts.

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