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TRAGEDY STRIKES: Student Falls for Miss America, Is Suspended

By Ashley Brooke RobertsApril 24, 2014
Once again, “the man” is trying to keep “civilians” (a high school student) away from “the royalty” (Miss America). Is this a CLASS THING? Isn’t this a free coutry? WHAT IS IT WITH STATUS AND SEPARATION? WE ARE ALL CITIZENS OF HUMANITY! HOW MANY STAR-CROSS'D ... More  →
TRAGEDY STRIKES: Student Falls for Miss America, Is Suspended

The Checklist You Must Use Before Deciding Which College to Attend

By Ashley Brooke RobertsApril 16, 2014
Yay! High school is about to be done FOREVER. No more stress over school! Wait, what? Now you have the tough task of making that super important decision about which college to attend? But there are too many choices! You scream, while trying to find ... More  →
The Checklist You Must Use Before Deciding Which College to Attend

New Fault In Our Stars Footage Released, Jam-Packed With Metaphor

By Ashley Brooke RobertsApril 16, 2014
FLIRT ALERT: New The Fault In Our Stars footage has been released to the public and it’s A+ ADORABLE. Going after the movie’s key demographic—teens and adults who think they’re teens—Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort introduced a new clip from the yet-to-be-released movie adoptation of ... More  →
New <i>Fault In Our Stars</i> Footage Released, Jam-Packed With Metaphor

What Your Favorite Donut Says About You

By Ashley Brooke RobertsApril 11, 2014
You breeze through life carefree and with a halo of glittering sugar molecules around your mouth. You move fast, because life moves fast, and because these hot, fresh donuts are getting cold! You are... Ferris Bueller  More  →
What Your Favorite Donut Says About You

Ashley Tells You How to Thrift Store Shop for Clothes!

By Ashley Brooke RobertsApril 10, 2014
Hey, look at you! Standing there in your crocheted top from the '60s with a cool beaded necklace from the '50s tying it all together. You’re getting all retro-thrifty and we love it. Whether you’re hitting up the local shops for cool one-of-a-kind pieces or ... More  →
Ashley Tells You How to Thrift Store Shop for Clothes!

KATNISS vs. TRIS: You Must Decide!

By Ashley Brooke RobertsApril 3, 2014
It’s that time again! Allergies? Summer planning? Graduation? No, silly, it’s time to once again decide who our favorite female character is: Tris or Katniss? In the grand tradition that our parents faced, and their parents before him, we are couting down the days to ... More  →
KATNISS vs. TRIS: You Must Decide!

Principal Tells Eight-Year-Old to Scram for Not Being Feminine Enough

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 28, 2014
And now for breaking coverage of Timberlake Christian School’s gender-bullying of an eight-year-old girl, we go to our news correspondent Dale, who is reporting LIVE from 1952 in Lynchburg, Virginia. Dale, what’s it like to not have color television yet? How are the town’s people ... More  →
Principal Tells Eight-Year-Old to Scram for Not Being Feminine Enough

Depression, the Black Dog: Let's Discuss

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 25, 2014
It’s difficult to talk about depression. If you’re just a single individual in the world being affected by some invisible darkness, then it can be hard to discuss what's going on. There’s a stigma. There’s a fear that people won’t understand, or worse, that it’s ... More  →
Depression, the Black Dog: Let's Discuss

Viral Kisses Continue! You Had Us at *Lick Lick Slobber Drool Bark*

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 17, 2014
Holy cute doggie-dog, Barkman, Jimmy Fallon has topped all of the video parodies ever with this video short called “First Lick.” If you’ve been hiding under an awkard-kiss sized rock for the past week, you might’ve missed Wren’s viral video “First Kiss,” featuring random strangers ... More  →
Viral Kisses Continue! You Had Us at *Lick Lick Slobber Drool Bark*

Alternative Pick-Up Lines for St Patrick's Day

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 17, 2014
Hey there you little green cuties (Greenies?)! Tired of the old “Kiss me, I'm Irish” pick-up line even your grandma uses? Want something fresh and new for this special day? Well here are some pretty green (see what we did there?) pick up lines for ... More  →
Alternative Pick-Up Lines for St Patrick's Day