The story as we know it: Katy Perry broke up with John Mayer and was immediately like, “Peace! I gotta bounce!” and ran off to an unknown location and disappeared forever. No one ever saw her again… or heard another high-pitched word… or got another ... More →
Remember when Shailene Woodley was NOT everywhere? And then all of a sudden she exploded, and every movie, book, and fun celebrity tidbit seemed to revolve around her and you were like WHO IS THIS PERSON? DO I LIKE HER? DO I NOT? I DON’T ... More →
HOW DO WE EVEN BEGIN? So unless you’ve been stuck under a duck-themed pillow at your G’maw’s house since yesterday, you know that John Mayer and Katy Perry took a one way ticket to Splitsville (again). Or he was sent packing to Dump Town. Or ... More →
FIRST AND FOREMOST: Bravo Miss Kristen Stewart. We wrote a lot of bad poems as literary babies, but never had the vampire fangs to share them with our friends, let alone the entire world at large. Forget for a second whether or not the poem is ... More →
What do you get that special someone in your life that already has it all? And by all, we mean they're an avid reader/movie watcher who can escape into their fantasy, sci-fi, or mystery world of choice at any given moment. How is anyone supposed to compete with magical heroe More →
Honestly, sometimes the best thing you have to add to a convo is a detail about yourself. We get it, you’re interesting, and your brain is programmed to talk about it’s meat package (you), so we understand. But there is a line that shouldn't be crossed, ... More →
Ah Valentine's Day. A special time in every young persons life where they're flooded with feelings and emotions. Sometimes it seems that our brain has gone haywire and is just firing off random, love-inspired thoughts. We thought the best way to prepare would be to ... More →
Lionsgate has released a statement about Philip Seymour Hoffman’s unexpected and tragic death yesterday, along with a touching reference to the moment in The Hunger Games when Katniss says goodbye to Rue—a moment reprised when Katniss visits District 11 on the victor's tour in Catching Fire.
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HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! January 31st begins the 4712th year on the Chinese calendar. You could be super pumped, or maybe you’re like, wait, what? What is the Chinese New Year? Well, the Chinese New Year (CNY for those in the know) is the most ... More →
Attention follicles: All online hair tutorials are not created equal. Half of those on Pinterest are useless: there will be dramatic changes from one pic to the next with no explanation, leaving you, the home tester, insanely confused with a side pigtail in one hand and a lo More →
Ashley Brooke Roberts is a stand-up comedian, writer, and actor living in Brooklyn. She's a performer at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and can usually be found smiling at random dogs on the street. Follow her on twitter at @AshleyBRoberts.