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Scout Finch Fixes Cranky Old Etiquette Guides

By Ashley Brooke RobertsApril 21, 2015
There is a whole industry devoted to telling girls how they should and shouldn't behave, and we think it is bollocks (oh, we will WEAR SCRUNCHIES IF WE WANT), but no one has ever been better at telling the Emily Posts of the world to ... More  →
Scout Finch Fixes Cranky Old Etiquette Guides
Tumblr King Jim Tews Tells Us About Studying the Feline Condition in Hilare Tumblr "Felines of New York"

Tumblr King Jim Tews Tells Us About Studying the Feline Condition in Hilare Tumblr "Felines of New York"

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 31, 2015
NO MORE CONTROLLING US WITH YOUR VOICELESS SASS, CATS OF THE WORLD! Now we have a peek into what kitty cats are thinking with the wonderfully whimsical and slightly arch Tumblr, "Felines Of New York."You may be aware of the original exercise in people cataloging, "Humans o More  →

FAMOUS PEOPLE GO TO PROM, TOO

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 30, 2015
Prom is like a mini-capsule of the human experience: confusion over who your love interest will be, weird body odor from dancing hard, and TOO MUCH GLITTER. Prom can be the best, the worst, or also just meh. It's easy to put so much pressure on yourself to have a good time More  →
FAMOUS PEOPLE GO TO PROM, TOO

New Ways to Ask Someone to Prom

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 19, 2015
Tick tick tick, little chickies, prom is around the corner, and it's time you asked your crush out for the big night. How are you going to do it? The old "slip a note in their backpack"? No. Maybe the "through-a-friend-through-a-friend"? Nope. How about the ... More  →
New Ways to Ask Someone to Prom

Facebook: Doing Something Right for Once

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 5, 2015
What Have You Done For Us Lately, Oh-Oh, Facebook (<<< to be sung in tune to Janet Jackson’s What Have You Done For Me Lately). Honestly, we think there was a time when Facebook didn’t completely bum us out. We close our eyes and strain our ... More  →
Facebook: Doing Something Right for Once

Taylor Swift Is Asked About Love Life, Gives Non-Gossipy Answer

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 3, 2015
MAYBE SHE LIKES LEAVING THAT SPACE BLANK, GOSSIP-MONGERS. That’s our theory about TSwizz's love life after reading her interview with The Telegraph, in which she talks about everything from her consistent worrying to her tight-knit posse of female friends, and says badass things like “my point is ... More  →
Taylor Swift Is Asked About Love Life, Gives Non-Gossipy Answer
Which Celeb Do You Agree With About #TheDress?

Which Celeb Do You Agree With About #TheDress?

By Ashley Brooke RobertsMarch 2, 2015
With a swiftness NE'ER SEEN BEFORE. an only okay bridesmaid dress crushed the internet into scrap metal last week as we all freaked out about whether The Dress was white/gold or blue/black. Celebrities were not immune to dress fever, standing up to be counted as on Your Team More  →

FINALLY, a Movie With JLaw AND Horses: Watch This Serena Clip

By Ashley Brooke RobertsFebruary 27, 2015
ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD: This is how you make a movie trailer! This is how you create buzz for a film that has some likely red flags.* This trailer is almost perfect: suspense, beauty, pain! You’ve got our attention Mr. Showbiz. BEHOLD THE MAJESTY that is this clip ... More  →
FINALLY, a Movie With JLaw AND Horses: Watch This <i>Serena</i> Clip

Why You Should Spend Friday Night Hitting Up Free Museums

By Ashley Brooke RobertsFebruary 27, 2015
Tired of braiding your hair for hours on a Friday night? Or going out with friends only to find out they're imaginary? Well the good news is a lot of super awesome museums offer free nights, where they wave the price of admission so any ... More  →
Why You Should Spend Friday Night Hitting Up Free Museums

The Days of Future Past of WIDE-LEGGED JNCO JEANS

By Ashley Brooke RobertsFebruary 25, 2015
Gather around the warmth emanating off of this iPad and let us tell you a story as old as time. A story about a once great wide-legged jean that ruled the kingdom with a fair and strong deep-pocketed hand. The king of jeans was called ... More  →
The Days of Future Past of WIDE-LEGGED JNCO JEANS