There is a whole industry devoted to telling girls how they should and shouldn't behave, and we think it is bollocks (oh, we will WEAR SCRUNCHIES IF WE WANT), but no one has ever been better at telling the Emily Posts of the world to ... More →
NO MORE CONTROLLING US WITH YOUR VOICELESS SASS, CATS OF THE WORLD! Now we have a peek into what kitty cats are thinking with the wonderfully whimsical and slightly arch Tumblr, "Felines Of New York."You may be aware of the original exercise in people cataloging, "Humans o More →
Prom is like a mini-capsule of the human experience: confusion over who your love interest will be, weird body odor from dancing hard, and TOO MUCH GLITTER. Prom can be the best, the worst, or also just meh. It's easy to put so much pressure on yourself to have a good time More →
Tick tick tick, little chickies, prom is around the corner, and it's time you asked your crush out for the big night. How are you going to do it? The old "slip a note in their backpack"? No. Maybe the "through-a-friend-through-a-friend"? Nope. How about the ... More →
What Have You Done For Us Lately, Oh-Oh, Facebook (<<< to be sung in tune to Janet Jackson’s What Have You Done For Me Lately).
Honestly, we think there was a time when Facebook didn’t completely bum us out. We close our eyes and strain our ... More →
MAYBE SHE LIKES LEAVING THAT SPACE BLANK, GOSSIP-MONGERS.
That’s our theory about TSwizz's love life after reading her interview with The Telegraph, in which she talks about everything from her consistent worrying to her tight-knit posse of female friends, and says badass things like “my point is ... More →
With a swiftness NE'ER SEEN BEFORE. an only okay bridesmaid dress crushed the internet into scrap metal last week as we all freaked out about whether The Dress was white/gold or blue/black. Celebrities were not immune to dress fever, standing up to be counted as on Your Team More →
ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD: This is how you make a movie trailer! This is how you create buzz for a film that has some likely red flags.* This trailer is almost perfect: suspense, beauty, pain! You’ve got our attention Mr. Showbiz.
BEHOLD THE MAJESTY that is this clip ... More →
Tired of braiding your hair for hours on a Friday night? Or going out with friends only to find out they're imaginary? Well the good news is a lot of super awesome museums offer free nights, where they wave the price of admission so any ... More →
Gather around the warmth emanating off of this iPad and let us tell you a story as old as time. A story about a once great wide-legged jean that ruled the kingdom with a fair and strong deep-pocketed hand. The king of jeans was called ... More →
Ashley Brooke Roberts is a stand-up comedian, writer, and actor living in Brooklyn. She's a performer at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and can usually be found smiling at random dogs on the street. Follow her on twitter at @AshleyBRoberts.