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Everything You Forgot About Skiing From Last Season

By Anthony DeVitoDecember 5, 2014
Hats? Gloves? The right attitude? Here a few things you may have forgotten about when it comes to going skiing. Jeans are a bad idea. It seems like what could go wrong? Everything will go wrong. The first time your jeans make contact with the snow, ... More  →
Everything You Forgot About Skiing From Last Season

Taylor Swift's "Welcome to New York," Critiqued by a Long-Time New Yorker

By Anthony DeVitoNovember 3, 2014
New York City is one of the most sung-about towns in the history of music. From Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York” to Bob Dylan’s “Talkin‘ New York” to Jay Z’s “Empire State of Mind,” they’ve all attempted to capture “the city that never sleeps.” ... More  →
Taylor Swift's

What to Do When All Your Friends Are Older

By Anthony DeVitoOctober 27, 2014
Maybe you are at the very edge of the age cutoff for your grade, or maybe you're a savant who has skipped a few grades so you can get a headstart on pre-pre-med. All your friends have the grizzled beards and/or knowing ways of people ... More  →
What to Do When All Your Friends Are Older

Common Freshmen Mistakes You Want to Avoid

By Anthony DeVitoOctober 23, 2014
Where do I sit? Should I raise my arm in class? Should I eat, just generally at all? Navigating your way through freshman year of high school can be difficult. Take it from a three-time upperclassman, you want to avoid these common freshie mistakes. Don’t throw ... More  →
Common Freshmen Mistakes You Want to Avoid

What Kind of Ghost Are You?

By Anthony DeVitoOctober 14, 2014
Am I a Charlotte? A Samantha? A Carrie? It's easy to tell which Sex and the City character you are, but here are some ways you can tell which type of ghost you inhabit! If you're friendly, have helped build a church, and at least once ... More  →
What Kind of Ghost Are You?

Pickup Lines for the Fourth of July!

By Anthony DeVitoJuly 3, 2014
Picking up lines can be cheesy and weird. But, they're a great way to break the ice this 4th of July. Here are some 4th of July pickup lines, 1776 style. "No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on ... More  →
Pickup Lines for the Fourth of July!

Which Artisanal Trade Are You?

By Anthony DeVitoJune 24, 2014
Capricorn? Aquarius? Libra? It's easy to figure out your astrological sign. But, it's not so easy to figure out which artisanal trade is in your blood. Until now! Find yourself in the below descriptions and discover your true, artisanal calling... Vintage Clothing Store Art Curator You have ... More  →
Which Artisanal Trade Are You?

How Arch Is Your Arch Nemesis?

By Anthony DeVitoJune 12, 2014
Are they ruining my life? Are they ruining my day? Did they just ruin my shoes? Here's a couple ways to figure out just how annoying your arch nemesis is... Sometimes, all you have to do is ask yourself a simple question... Are your pets still alive? ... More  →
How Arch Is Your Arch Nemesis?

How to Bounce Back After a Bad Semester

By Anthony DeVitoMay 30, 2014
Failure! Depression! Milkshakes! Those are just a few ways to react to a bad semester. What might have happened for this bad semester to have transpired? Anything and everything—stress, health problems, bad teacher juju, a loss of books, too much television, too much running, too much ... More  →
How to Bounce Back After a Bad Semester

Summer Blockbusters We're Soups Excited About!

By Anthony DeVitoMay 21, 2014
In terms of movies, this summer is already shaping up to be a good one. A common theme seems to be some sort of apocalyptic situation. And, one way or another, director Michael Bay is involved. Here are a few movies we’re excited about! More  →
Summer Blockbusters We're Soups Excited About!
About the Author
Anthony DeVito

Anthony DeVito is a NYC based comic. Originally from New Jersey, he was featured as one of the "New Faces" at the 2012 Montreal Just for Laughs Festival, recently taped a Gotham Comedy Live on AXS TV, performed at the 2013 Bridgetown Comedy Festival and 2013 SF Sketchfest, and is also the former host of "Say What?!" on the NOC TV. You can follow him on Twitter @anthonydevito_

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