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Pickup Lines for the Fourth of July!

By Anthony DeVitoJuly 3, 2014
Picking up lines can be cheesy and weird. But, they're a great way to break the ice this 4th of July. Here are some 4th of July pickup lines, 1776 style. "No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on ... More  →
Pickup Lines for the Fourth of July!

Which Artisanal Trade Are You?

By Anthony DeVitoJune 24, 2014
Capricorn? Aquarius? Libra? It's easy to figure out your astrological sign. But, it's not so easy to figure out which artisanal trade is in your blood. Until now! Find yourself in the below descriptions and discover your true, artisanal calling... Vintage Clothing Store Art Curator You have ... More  →
Which Artisanal Trade Are You?

How Arch Is Your Arch Nemesis?

By Anthony DeVitoJune 12, 2014
Are they ruining my life? Are they ruining my day? Did they just ruin my shoes? Here's a couple ways to figure out just how annoying your arch nemesis is... Sometimes, all you have to do is ask yourself a simple question... Are your pets still alive? ... More  →
How Arch Is Your Arch Nemesis?

How to Bounce Back After a Bad Semester

By Anthony DeVitoMay 30, 2014
Failure! Depression! Milkshakes! Those are just a few ways to react to a bad semester. What might have happened for this bad semester to have transpired? Anything and everything—stress, health problems, bad teacher juju, a loss of books, too much television, too much running, too much ... More  →
How to Bounce Back After a Bad Semester

Summer Blockbusters We're Soups Excited About!

By Anthony DeVitoMay 21, 2014
In terms of movies, this summer is already shaping up to be a good one. A common theme seems to be some sort of apocalyptic situation. And, one way or another, director Michael Bay is involved. Here are a few movies we’re excited about! More  →
Summer Blockbusters We're Soups Excited About!

Were Your Parents Hipsters?

By Anthony DeVitoMay 13, 2014
Followup question: Are YOU part-hipster? Does your dad have a beard? Does your mom wear mom jeans? Do they both seem super awkward? Here are some ways to tell if your parents were hipsters! Upon telling them you're not interested in college, because, instead, you'd rather move ... More  →
Were Your Parents Hipsters?

So, You Want a Pet Direwolf...

By Anthony DeVitoApril 22, 2014
Loyal! Enormous! Cuddly! It’s easy to understand why someone would want to have a pet direwolf. But before you tell your parents you're responsible enough to take on a mythological beast, there are a couple things to consider... They have bad breath, and we don't mean ... More  →
So, You Want a Pet Direwolf...

16 Signs You Were a Leash Kid

By Anthony DeVitoApril 18, 2014
That man is a little off! That’s because, as a boy, he was never off... the LEASH, that is! Here’s a couple ways you can tell you were a leash kid! When you see a dog chained to a fence or a bike rack you feel ... More  →
16 Signs You Were a Leash Kid

Why You Should Kiss Them at the End of the Night

By Anthony DeVitoApril 10, 2014
Perhaps a peck? Maybe a mouthful? The night is going well, but should you kiss them at the end of it. Of course you should! Here's why, from the mouth of a guy with a mouth! Reason #1: It's now or never This is the scene. The ... More  →
Why You Should Kiss Them at the End of the Night

Should You Take Your Best Friend or Crush to Prom?

By Anthony DeVitoMarch 31, 2014
Should I go with a neighbor?! Maybe my brother! What about my dad! Here are some reasons on why it's better to take a friend to prom, and also why it's better to take your crush. Reasons to take a friend: Dancing with a friend is going ... More  →
Should You Take Your Best Friend or Crush to Prom?
About the Author
Anthony DeVito

Anthony DeVito is a NYC based comic. Originally from New Jersey, he was featured as one of the "New Faces" at the 2012 Montreal Just for Laughs Festival, recently taped a Gotham Comedy Live on AXS TV, performed at the 2013 Bridgetown Comedy Festival and 2013 SF Sketchfest, and is also the former host of "Say What?!" on the NOC TV. You can follow him on Twitter @anthonydevito_

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