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What In Zeus?! Will Eating Too Many Carrots Turn You Orange?

By Andrew TavinOctober 15, 2014
In this world, there is truth. But beware, for there is also something we like to refer to as FILTHY, FILTHY LIES. This is the place where we determine the difference between the latter and the former. You are now entering the What In Zeus?! ... More  →
What In Zeus?! Will Eating Too Many Carrots Turn You Orange?

Tom Hiddleston & Hugh Laurie Are Starring in a Mini-Series Together: FINALLY, ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

By Andrew TavinOctober 8, 2014
Impossible question of the day: who's more devilishly charming, Loki or Dr. House? You can’t chose, can you? Well now, you don't have to—because Tom Hiddleston and Hugh Laurie are going to star in a new mini-series together! (You may commence hyperventilating at your leisure.) The ... More  →
Tom Hiddleston & Hugh Laurie Are Starring in a Mini-Series Together: FINALLY, ALL YOUR DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE
The DEFINITIVE Ranking Of Halloween Candies!

The DEFINITIVE Ranking Of Halloween Candies!

By Andrew TavinOctober 7, 2014
We're only weeks away from Halloween and you know what that means! You have to start thinking about your costume! Sure it seems like you have a lot of time, but Halloween night is coming faster than you think. What sort of costume will you ... More  →

Check Out These Sitcoms That Were Based Off Classic Books/Stories!

By Andrew TavinOctober 7, 2014
We don't know if you heard the news, but they're making a workplace comedy out of Peter Pan. Peter Pan has been adapted in a lot of forms, but just wait until you see him trying to fix the copier! Pixie dust won't help you ... More  →
Check Out These Sitcoms That Were Based Off Classic Books/Stories!

What Your Patronus Says About You!

By Andrew TavinOctober 6, 2014
If you've read Harry Potter (who are we kidding with that "if"), you probably know all about the Patronus charm. In case you need a refresher, it's a spell that produces a sparkling, animal-shaped guardian, often used to ward off dementors. A Patronus reflects its ... More  →
What Your Patronus Says About You!

What In Zeus?! Do Smarter People Have Bigger Brains?

By Andrew TavinOctober 3, 2014
Hello and welcome back to What In Zeus?! Yes, it's once again time to seek out the truth and perhaps even do a little light myth-busting! On today's agenda: do smarter people have bigger brains? Well, let's begin by looking outwards at species a little less ... More  →
What In Zeus?! Do Smarter People Have Bigger Brains?

Real Or Fake: College Traditions Edition

By Andrew TavinOctober 2, 2014
There are a few college traditions that are so bizarre, you wouldn't believe they're real. And in the case of this post, you'd be right—because we made about 50% of them up. Can you tell the difference? Get your degree in this edition Real or ... More  →
Real Or Fake: College Traditions Edition

100 Things That Are Scarier Than Ghosts

By Andrew TavinOctober 1, 2014
1) Having to call back a number you don't recognize. 2) Realizing your phone isn't in your pocket. 3) Seeing the milk is expired AFTER YOU'VE ALREADY DRANK IT!!! 4) Seeing your crush when you weren't expecting to see them and you're wearing your dad's old sweatpants. 5) Finding ... More  →
100 Things That Are Scarier Than Ghosts

This Just In: Taylor Swift Saying Awesome Feminist Things On French Canadian TV Show!

By Andrew TavinSeptember 30, 2014
Last Sunday night, recent feminism convert Taylor Swift appeared on the Canadian TV show Tout Le Monde En Parle and proceeded to be all sorts of awesome. Referencing Emma Watson's U.N. speech, she said "I wish when I was 12 years-old, I had been able to watch ... More  →
This Just In: Taylor Swift Saying Awesome Feminist Things On French Canadian TV Show!
About the Author
Andrew Tavin

Andrew Tavin is a writer and stand-up comedian living in New York City. His work has been featured on Upworthy and Collegehumor. He writes pretty mediocre bios and can be followed on Twitter @andrewtavin.

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