When we were younger, we thought that cartoon characters were real people who lived off somewhere, and cameras were just secretly filming all of their adventures. Which meant that... someone could be filming us and if we just kept changing the channels, we'd eventually find ... More →
Marry, it is the bard's name day! The day we celebrate the birth of of the playwright so known throughout the land, even the dimmest of students are aware of his great works! But forsooth! How shall an actor upon the stage we call life ... More →
You just sat through a two hour movie. You really, really need to pee. Your boyfriend/girlfriend/companion is giving you agitated looks because they're ready to get out of there (they also really, really need to pee). The credits are rolling and you just found out ... More →
So you made it through the college application process. You waited through the waiting period. The letters are in. But what's this? You got accepted to multiple of the colleges you wanted to go to! Now the stress isn't going away... if anything it's growing. ... More →
Hey there seniors! You're almost there! It's been four long years (two if you're some sort of kid genius) but now it's coming to an end. Time to stop worrying about your studies (DON'T STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR STUDIES) and start worrying about all the ... More →
Welcome to the future! Oh, what's that? You thought we were still living in the present? Well then clearly you haven't heard the news that a woman with a skull condition got a 3D printed replacement. They straight up printed out a new skull for ... More →
Oh, hey, we didn't notice you there. We've got a lot of stuff going on, you know? Let's face it, we're a little too cool to be seen with with just anyone. Look, we're feeling generous, so we'll tell you the 100 things you need ... More →
So if you've been checking the news, you probably heard about the big story. No, not anything with Russia. This story about how there's now a class at Rutgers called "Politicizing Beyonce," which explores American politics through the music of Beyonce. Now no one is ... More →
It's around Spring Break time. Woooo! And after that, it'll almost be summer! Yay summer! For those of you seniors, that means graduation time! But be careful! You've done so well so far and you don't want to slip up in the home stretch. You ... More →
With the recent Earthquakes shaking up the West Coast and Chile, it's important to learn about the enemy! We already know the vague basics. Stuff gets shakey. There's some sort of scale and magnitude. Something about plates, right? Well have you ever wanted someone to ... More →
Andrew Tavin is a writer and stand-up comedian living in New York City. His work has been featured on Upworthy and Collegehumor. He writes pretty mediocre bios and can be followed on Twitter @andrewtavin.
