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The Craziest Things People Have Done to Meet Celebrities

By Andrew TavinJuly 21, 2014
Celebrities have a way of driving us crazy. Have you ever seen one in person? There is a weird moment where part of your brain is yelling "I KNOW THAT PERSON I SEE THEM ALL THE TIME!" and then another part of your brain has to say, "but they don't know you at all." Sometime More  →
The Craziest Things People Have Done to Meet Celebrities
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The Top Unfinished Sci Fi And Fantasy Series!

By Andrew TavinJuly 18, 2014
Recently George R. R. Martin had some strong words for those who say he isn't going to finish the Song of Fire and Ice series before he dies. Unfortunately, not every sci-fi/fantasy series can be as lucky. Some were never finished, their characters left to ... More  →
The Top Unfinished Sci Fi And Fantasy Series!

What to Say After You Meet Someone Based on Their Name

By Andrew TavinJuly 17, 2014
Whenever someone new tells you their name, the human response is to: 1. Say something cringe-worthy ("Hi Anna, nice to meet you. mind if I call you banana? THIS IS GOING TO BE A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP, BANANA"), and then 2. Instantly forget their name. This is a universal ... More  →
What to Say After You Meet Someone Based on Their Name

20 Awesome Reasons to Get Hiking!

By Andrew TavinJuly 15, 2014
Time to get out and enjoy the fresh air, though if you're like us, that may be a tall order. Inside is nice! Inside has air conditioning! Inside doesn't have deadly bears! But there's a lot of reasons to go out and hike! At least 20, ... More  →
20 Awesome Reasons to Get Hiking!

Does Deodorant Cause Cancer? We Have the Answers You Need!

By Andrew TavinJuly 11, 2014
So you may have heard someone say that deodorant causes cancer. Were they telling you the truth, or do they just want an excuse for being a smelly person? Well we've done some INTENSE Internet Research (TM) in order to bring the answers you need! First ... More  →
Does Deodorant Cause Cancer? We Have the Answers You Need!

The Weirdest Ice Breaker Lines That Will Absolutely (Probably) Work (Maybe)!

By Andrew TavinJuly 10, 2014
The internet is full of free ice-breakers that will ease you into talking to someone new. BORING. You came here looking for adventure! YOU CAME HERE LOOKING FOR WEIRD AND AWKWARD ICE BREAKER LINES THAT ARE SO BIZARRE, THEY JUST HAVE TO WORK! And don't worry ... More  →
The Weirdest Ice Breaker Lines That Will Absolutely (Probably) Work (Maybe)!

The WEIRDEST Places to Take a Road Trip!

By Andrew TavinJuly 4, 2014
It's summertime, and you know what that means! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD TRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPP! Sorry! We got stuck for a moment there. You probably already know about all of the classic road trip destinations like the Grand Canyon and.. More  →
The WEIRDEST Places to Take a Road Trip!

An Old Film Buff Reviews the Golden Kitty Nominees

By Andrew TavinJuly 2, 2014
*ambient jazz music* Hello and welcome to our coverage of this year's Golden Kitty award nominees! As you already know, The Golden Kitty is the top prize at the Internet Cat Video Festival, going to the best cat video of the year! Last year's winner was ... More  →
An Old Film Buff Reviews the Golden Kitty Nominees
About the Author
Andrew Tavin

Andrew Tavin is a writer and stand-up comedian living in New York City. His work has been featured on Upworthy and Collegehumor. He writes pretty mediocre bios and can be followed on Twitter @andrewtavin.

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