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The Brit Script: Part 3

By ResidentialBookSellerJuly 24, 2014
ACT THREE LIGHTS UP, TABLE AND PROJECTOR MISSING FROM STAGE. IMMZIE WALKS ONSTAGE CARRYING A LARGE CARDBOARD BOX. SOME RANDOM ITEMS CAN BE SEEN INSIDE THE BOX: A TEDDY BEAR, FAIRY WINGS, AN ANTIQUE EDITION OF “A BOTTLED HISTORY OF HATS (4THIMPRINT)”, ETC. SHE STARTS TO ... More  →
The BEST TIMES That Celebs Played DC Comics Characters

The BEST TIMES That Celebs Played DC Comics Characters

By Abbey ClarkeJuly 23, 2014
COMIC FANS, MAY WE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION! To celebrate the DC Comic Spectacular, Barnes & Noble stores are giving away DC goodies TODAY (all you have to do is show up!). You can also get a free DC graphic novel for every two you buy until MONDAY, July 28!In honor of the DC Co More  →

Sparklers as Websites

By NinJas_are_MiJuly 17, 2014
Image reproduced with permission from the artist, elontirien (DeviantArt) On the July 7, 2014 Open Thread, the OT'ers discovered the interwebsseries, a tumblr dedicated to the personification of internet websites. Our very own TheDoctor212 found the picture above (again, courtesy of the interwebsseries) and we proceeded to decide ... More  →

The 20 Funniest Metaphors For Love In Song Lyrics (Okay, And Similes, Too)

By Abbey ClarkeJuly 14, 2014
Love is a beautiful thing. Many poets have waxed and waned and whined poetic about matters of the heart… some more successfully than others. Here are the most giggle-worthy love metaphors in the pantheon of the ballad: LOVE IS A FORCE-FIELD I feel so close to you ... More  →
The 20 Funniest Metaphors For Love In Song Lyrics (Okay, And Similes, Too)

Grad Party 2014 Sign-in Sheet

By Nacanaca12July 13, 2014
Were you at the grad party? Are you still there? Awesome! Follow the directions in the comments below so we can have something to remember it by! Because the party lives on in our hearts, and this sign-in sheet. Originally published on July 13, 2014. ... More  →

A Post About Accepting Yourself

By The__MasterJuly 8, 2014
There's something I've been seeing around lately. Something I've been seeing a lot—enough that I feel it's important to bring up. It's something I don't think I've ever seen addressed anywhere and I'm not sure why—maybe many people are struggling with this and they just ... More  →
Choose Your Own Adventure: Who Is Your Dystopian Crush?

Choose Your Own Adventure: Who Is Your Dystopian Crush?

By Abbey ClarkeJuly 3, 2014
You’re self-sacrificing. You wonder if the rules could be different. More  →

Sci Fi and Fantasy Couples That We Ship So Hard

By Abbey ClarkeJuly 1, 2014
We at the Sparklife/Mindhut HQ are among the aristocracy of shipping. We know how to roll it, yo. So many shippers limit themselves to shipping characters who are in the same TV show, movie, or book, which is sooooo 2007. We’ve gone way past that. Our shipping transcends More  →
Sci Fi and Fantasy Couples That We Ship So Hard

The Brit Script: Part 2

By ResidentialBookSellerJune 29, 2014
To refresh your minds, click here for part one- http://community.sparknotes.com/2014/05/20/comedy-comedy-we-hope-sparklerpost Now, sit comforably and enjoy!   I- -rolls eyes- “Drinking tea does not make you British. Other things do. Like... talking about the weather.” P- “Hang on” -looks at audience- “Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your hands if you ... More  →

17 Celebs Who Remembered To Thank Their Teachers

By Abbey ClarkeJune 24, 2014
Though school is nearly or already out for the summer, don’t be too quick to forget your teachers. Chances are that you have had a great teacher or two, and they have helped you immensely in your educational journeyings. You’re not alone in this—many famous people only More  →
17 Celebs Who Remembered To Thank Their Teachers
About the Author
Abbey Clarke

Abbey Clarke is a writer and editorial assistant living in Jersey City. She's a player on a D&D podcast called Knife Errant, wrote her senior thesis on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and is working on a novel about a semi-reformed demon who runs a library. You can follow her on Twitter at @abbeybookaholic.

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