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BRINGING SPARKLIFE BACK

By gotstagecrewMarch 25, 2015
Hey there! I'm assuming if you clicked on this post you're interested in bringing Sparklife back! *cue Justin Timberlake's Bringing Sexy back* Anyway... I AM TOO... and so are a bunch of us! So with that we are being the SPARKLER REVOLUTION *said in big booming ... More  →

Do You Hear the Sparklers?

By gotstagecrewMarch 25, 2015
*Sung to the tune of "Do You Hear The People sing" from Les Miserables. **All copyright rights go to Les Mis and the respected writers Do you hear the Sparklers sing? Singing a song of angry sparkles? It is the music of a people who will not ... More  →

One Chris To Rule Them All: It's the CHRISES OF HOLLYWOOD COUNTDOWN!!!!

By Abbey ClarkeMarch 20, 2015
It’s time, friends. For far too long the celebrities who share the name Chris have sniffed and prowled around each other, unsure of who was the rightful leader, nay, king of their band. No more. No more shall they be rudderless! No more shall they be disparate! We will More  →
One Chris To Rule Them All: It's the CHRISES OF HOLLYWOOD COUNTDOWN!!!!
Find Out Your Celeb Literary Love-Match: We Have Their FAV BOOKS Right Here!

Find Out Your Celeb Literary Love-Match: We Have Their FAV BOOKS Right Here!

By Abbey ClarkeMarch 11, 2015
On the menu of non-creepy ways to obsess about your celeb crush, finding and reading their favorite book is top of the mountain—you get a chance to go inside their head, but it’s totally covert (SRSLY, it has proven as safe as kissing a cardboard cutout of your fav chara More  →

Old Timey Cures For Illness That Totally Sucked

By Abbey ClarkeFebruary 23, 2015
Medicine is an ever-evolving science, and hoo boy have there been some missing links in that chain! While we might like to think of our family doctors as being bastions of absolute authority and rightness, there’s always a possibility that something they’re doing now More  →
Old Timey Cures For Illness That Totally Sucked

Fav Books of Our MOST FAVORITE Sci Fi and Fantasy Authors

By Abbey ClarkeFebruary 17, 2015
Author of the awesome Mistborn trilogy (and more), Brandon Sanderson is a master worldbuilder and writer who we super respect for consistently putting out really solid, if not MIND-BLOWINGLY AWESOME pieces of fiction, each complete with a complex and unique magic system. More  →
Fav Books of Our MOST FAVORITE Sci Fi and Fantasy Authors

Open Letter: Little Sister

By T4KAR4February 5, 2015
Dear Little Sis, By the time you are capable of reading and understanding this - if you ever read this -I will probably be in my own house, and you will probably ignore me and use me for my clothes. But, I love you, and I ... More  →

The TV Premieres We're SUH Jazzed About (And Why!)

By Abbey ClarkeFebruary 3, 2015
TAKE IT FROM OUR WARDROBE OF SNUGGIES: WE LOVE TV.Ever since we discovered the joy of Willow’s character arc from schoolgirl to goddess over seven seasons of Buffy, we have found single 40-minute television sessions to be entirely unsatisfying. We demand full seasons of More  →
The TV Premieres We're SUH Jazzed About (And Why!)
The Best Kissing Advice From Celebrities

The Best Kissing Advice From Celebrities

By Abbey ClarkeJanuary 20, 2015
Kissing can be a tricky business. You gotta regulate your breathing, control of spit flow, maintain lip pressure, and don’t even get us started on tongue stuff. Considering that our first time was literally two pairs of dry puckered lips making tentative first contact, More  →

The GREATEST Accidental Inventions OF ALL TIME!

By Abbey ClarkeJanuary 14, 2015
Have you ever run out of tomato sauce when you were making pizza and tried substituting ketchup instead? Don’t, it’s nasty. Or do—you’re a strong independent woman who don’t need no Splogger telling you what to do. But sometimes accidents and weird substitution More  →
The GREATEST Accidental Inventions OF ALL TIME!