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The Best Kissing Advice From Celebrities

The Best Kissing Advice From Celebrities

By Abbey ClarkeJanuary 20, 2015
Kissing can be a tricky business. You gotta regulate your breathing, control of spit flow, maintain lip pressure, and don’t even get us started on tongue stuff. Considering that our first time was literally two pairs of dry puckered lips making tentative first contact, More  →

The GREATEST Accidental Inventions OF ALL TIME!

By Abbey ClarkeJanuary 14, 2015
Have you ever run out of tomato sauce when you were making pizza and tried substituting ketchup instead? Don’t, it’s nasty. Or do—you’re a strong independent woman who don’t need no Splogger telling you what to do. But sometimes accidents and weird substitution More  →
The GREATEST Accidental Inventions OF ALL TIME!

Who's Your Favorite Hot/Cute/Funny Man-Celeb of 2014?

By Abbey ClarkeDecember 30, 2014
Well, like it or not, 2014 is a year that is nearly done. So as you kick back and plot out who you’re going to surprise smooch as the ball drops, take this opportunity to reflect on the important things… namely, famous hot guys. A year is kind of a long time, so to he More  →
Who's Your Favorite Hot/Cute/Funny Man-Celeb of 2014?

Why Working, Eating, and LIVING in Medieval Times Was Super Hard

By Abbey ClarkeDecember 16, 2014
We've all dreamed about living in medieval times, being a lord or lady caught up in the action of swordplay or in the romance of chivalry. Sometimes it seems like it would be really nice to live in a simpler time, full of adventure and ... More  →
Why Working, Eating, and LIVING in Medieval Times Was Super Hard

The 20 Most Couple-y Things You Can Do This Holiday Season

By Abbey ClarkeDecember 16, 2014
Say you’re part of a couple. Or you’re not, but you’re taking notes. What’re you planning on doing this holiday season? There’s something about this time that can get even grinches into a lovey-dovey mood. But if you’re stuck on how to exactly express your ... More  →
The 20 Most Couple-y Things You Can Do This Holiday Season
Gifts That Will Help Your Buddy Survive ANY AND ALL Apocalypses

Gifts That Will Help Your Buddy Survive ANY AND ALL Apocalypses

By Abbey ClarkeDecember 11, 2014
There are many ways the world could end. A virus could wipe out half the population, or it could turn them into zombies. A natural disaster could melt all of the polar caps and cover our world with water. Monsters or aliens could attack. Robots could turn against us. Or w More  →
Gifts For That Special Someone's Secret Laboratory (aka Cool Nerd Merch)

Gifts For That Special Someone's Secret Laboratory (aka Cool Nerd Merch)

By Abbey ClarkeDecember 10, 2014
GET INTO YOUR MILLENIUM FALCONS and GET YOUR BUTTS INTO HYPERSPEED, the season of gift giving is almost upon us! (Though we are sure gifts are welcome in other seasons as well.)We know that the nerdy runs deep among Sparklers, so we searched the internet high and low for the More  →

The Return of Sparksgiving

By TheDoctor212November 25, 2014
Listen up, y'all. Because it's only fifteen days away from November 30th, aka Sparksgiving Day. Now in case you weren't here around this time of year last year, you might not know what Sparksgiving is. Sparksgiving last year was started by our wonderful fourtris, and is a ... More  →

Sci Fi & Fantasy That's So Bad It's Good!

By Abbey ClarkeNovember 18, 2014
We hope you like hams and cheese, because we have found ALL the hams and cheese you could ever desire in this totally-subjective list of our favorite sci fi and fantasy works that are, in our humble professional opinions, so bad they’re good. More  →
Sci Fi & Fantasy That's So Bad It's Good!
About the Author
Abbey Clarke

Abbey Clarke is a writer and editorial assistant living in Jersey City. She's a player on a D&D podcast called Knife Errant, wrote her senior thesis on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and is working on a novel about a semi-reformed demon who runs a library. You can follow her on Twitter at @abbeybookaholic.

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