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Auntie SparkNotes: The Stretch Mark of the Beast

By kat_rosenfieldApril 21, 2011
Dear Auntie, Oh how I desperately need your help. I have a very big problem, it may seem small to some, but it has been consuming my mind for months on end. I have stretch marks... bad bad bad stretch marks. They are all over my... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: The Stretch Mark of the Beast

The Politics of Boobs

By ContributorApril 18, 2011
jesusfreak823 isn't afraid to broach the awkward subject of boobs! (Sorry Manklers, this post is for the laaaddies.)—Sparkitors I am one of those girls who is always clicking through the pages and pages of fantastical articles that SparkNotes has... More  →
The Politics of Boobs

Auntie SparkNotes: Short and Sweet

By kat_rosenfieldApril 8, 2011
It's the fluffiest of Fridays, Sparklers—and so today, I'm answering two of the most unserious questions I could find in my backlog. The drama, desperation, and bitter broken hearts will be back next week in full force; in the meantime, though, feast your eyes on... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: Short and Sweet

Confidence Pants Stories: Shedding My Jacket

By ContributorApril 1, 2011
We think your story is fascinating, SarahLynn003. Good luck! —Sparkitors For most people, a coat, jacket, or sweater is simply a fashion statement, or something to wear when it gets cool. As a native Californian, I never had a high threshold for cold. Add... More  →
Confidence Pants Stories: Shedding My Jacket

Confidence Pants Stories: Shaving My Head

By ContributorMarch 28, 2011
lucy_stop_flying kicks off CONFIDENCE PANTS WEEK with this tale of a time she got her head shaved! —Sparkitors I was a 14-year-old girl with normal 14-year-old girl things—books, feet, a small intestine, a large intestine, a slinky, and… hair. It was a bit longer... More  →
Confidence Pants Stories: Shaving My Head

Committee of Cool: Emma's Getting Married! And Other Stuff Is Happening, Too.

By Chelsea DaggerMarch 23, 2011
Emily: We should discuss EMMA'S WEDDING. Chelsea: WE SHOULD DISCUSS MY WEDDING TO EMMA. Emily: THAT SOUNDS GOOD TOO. Chelsea: EMMA, WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME ON OUR HONEYMOON? Emma: I don't... More  →
Committee of Cool: Emma's Getting Married! And Other Stuff Is Happening, Too.

The Best Skin Goops and Glops

By Kathryn_WilliamsMarch 22, 2011
The lovely Miss Marm has asked for a post on the best face goops and glops as an adjunct to our slideshow on getting shamazing skin before prom. She swears it's not because she's about to become Mrs. Marm and wants the advice... More  →
The Best Skin Goops and Glops

My Advice for Justin Bieber

By ContributorMarch 18, 2011
sparkles9513 wants to help Justin Bieber with his image, then maybe just touch his hair for a little while. –Sparkitors Justin Bieber. Two words that, if screamed loud enough while pointing in a random direction, will cause girls everywhere to either 1) Scream, 2)... More  →
My Advice for Justin Bieber

How to Make Your Skin Amazing In Time for Prom

By Kathryn_WilliamsMarch 18, 2011
Have you ever had that nightmare where you walk into prom, look down, and panic as you realize—your epidermis is showing! Your weird cousin’s dirty jokes aside, your skin is your largest organ. It comprises about 16% of your body weight (gross). So if it’s not looking More  →
Slideshow: How to Make Your Skin Amazing In Time for Prom

The Gunk on Your Face, Part Hotness (AKA The Prom Makeups, More Questions Answered)

By Emily WinterMarch 17, 2011
You gentlemanly fellas keep thinking up epic makeup questions in response to this tutorial and follow-up, including stumpers like, "How do I do my makeups if I don't have a face?" and "How do you... More  →
The Gunk on Your Face, Part Hotness (AKA The Prom Makeups, More Questions Answered)