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Dear Albert: Rocks and Hard Places

By Emily WinterNovember 30, 2011
Arright, let’s get a move on: TRIPLE DOSE OF DEAR ALBERT THIS WEEK. —Sparkitors “You want me to WHAT?!” Braden whispers as we... More  →
Dear Albert: Rocks and Hard Places

Ask Jono: If I Haven't Dated By [Blank], I Will Surely Die Alone!

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 24, 2011
Dear Jono, Instead of expounding on how great and amazing and how unbelievably cool you are, I'm gonna get straight to the... More  →
Ask Jono: If I Haven't Dated By [Blank], I Will Surely Die Alone!

Ask Jono: Choosing Between Tacos and Lasagna

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 10, 2011
Dear Jono, I'm about to say something I think you hear a lot. But I'm gonna say it anyway. So there's this... More  →
Ask Jono: Choosing Between Tacos and Lasagna

Dear Albert: Fundamentally De-friended

By Emily WinterNovember 4, 2011
“Moral dilemma: Is it wrong to kill bees?” I ask Braden. A fat bee loops around the near-empty newspaper room. Man, bees! Braden... More  →
Dear Albert: Fundamentally De-friended

Ask Jono: Why Guys Suddenly Ignore You

By Jon_SkindzierNovember 3, 2011
Hi Jono, I once read that girls brains are like spaghetti, with all the thoughts mixing together at the same time, and... More  →
Ask Jono: Why Guys Suddenly Ignore You

Ask Jono: Do Guys Notice Makeup?

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 27, 2011
Dear Jono, Just wanted to say, I love your column. Aaaaannd I have a question as well. Do guys notice when girls are... More  →
Ask Jono: Do Guys Notice Makeup?

Ask Jono: The DOs and DON'Ts of Courtship

By Jon_SkindzierOctober 20, 2011
Dear Jono, My problem is pretty generic but I thought you could help me out here. I'm a sophomore in high school, and... More  →
Ask Jono: The DOs and DON'Ts of Courtship

Deadly and Boring

By ContributorOctober 19, 2011
Scott-Free agrees with The Rules...again? Should we be worried? —Sparkitors Rule #19: Don't Open Up Too Fast. "Dating is not therapy."... More  →
Deadly and Boring

Dear Albert: Barfing in Bushes

By Emily WinterOctober 14, 2011
Having Gil back makes me feel like I'm on steroids. Not that I know what steroids feel like. Pretty bad, I'd imagine, because... More  →
Dear Albert: Barfing in Bushes

Auntie SparkNotes: From FWB to BFF

By kat_rosenfieldOctober 14, 2011
Dear Auntie, So recently I've decided it's time to redraw the line in a current friends with benefits situation. It's been fun, but... More  →
Auntie SparkNotes: From FWB to BFF