No Exit by Jean-Paul Sartre
Quote: "So this is hell. I’d never have believed it. You remember all we were told about the torture-chambers, the fire and brimstone, the “burning marl.” Old wives’ tales! There’s no need for red-hot pokers. HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE!"
What you thought: I'm going to say this at a party the next time the music is too loud. People are the absolute worst, and I don't want to be around them. This quiz confirmed it.
But actually: What Sartre meant is that you can't understand who you are without seeing yourself reflected in other people. He isn't saying that people are so irritating, and they chew so loudly, and they smell. He's saying that seeing yourself through the eyes of other people can feel like torture. Here's the man himself: "When we think about ourselves, when we try to know ourselves . . . we use the knowledge of us which other people already have. We judge ourselves with the means other people have and have given us for judging ourselves. Into whatever I say about myself someone else’s judgment always enters." The hell is actually imagining how other people see you.