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Every Person You'll Meet in High School, Summed Up in a Single Sentence

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You may think that your high school experience is unique, but the truth is that we’re all enduring pretty much the same hormone-riddled battle royale no matter where we are. All high schools have a bathroom that’s constantly being vandalized, cafeteria food that is legitimately violating at least 10 health codes, and roving packs of fifteen-year-old boys wearing basketball shorts even though it’s twenty degrees out (we know you’re cold, guys. YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE).

Every high schooler also has one thing in common: at some point or another, you’ve failed at something—maybe a test, a class, or an attempt to flirt with that one cute substitute teacher (You looked reallllly stupid that day, Jason). And nothing has ever made failure seem funnier than the new movie Night School, starring the comedic dream team of Kevin Hart and Tiffany Haddish.

It’s not out until September 28th, so to make the time go faster while you wait, we made a list of every single person you’ll meet in high school. While you’re clicking through, keep one thing in mind: if you think that your school doesn’t have mouth-breathing loud chewer, it’s because you’re the mouth-breathing loud chewer. We’re sorry to be the ones who had to tell you that.

See the trailer for Night School here, then take this quiz to find out if you're going to flunk out of high school! (Spoiler alert: you probably are.)

Topics: Life
Tags: crushes, high school, cliques, personality types, movies we love, high school cliques, 1 sentence summaries, night school, night school movie, kevin hart, tiffany haddish, people you'll meet in high school, high school stereotypes

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