Harry Potter may have had a little trouble with that whole his-parents-getting-murdered-by-evil-incarnate thing, but generally? That boy is #blessed. All I can say is that we are lucky we live in the timeline wherein EVERYTHING goes Harry's way, or else the entire HP series could be more of a morbid novella type deal. Now, not gonna lie, the following slideshow might have you flipping your chair, yelling BEGONE, TAYLOR, THOU SIPPER OF HATERADE! But I'm ready to be that girl.