May Horoscopes!

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Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

The 10th is Clean Up Your Room Day, Taurus, and the 11th is Eat What You Want Day. If you are extremely messy and it is 11:59 on the 10th, you know what you have to do. Remember this month not to speak too freely about other people's secrets when you can instead charge five dollars for their secrets. Your awkward moment of the month will be waving to someone you think you know before realizing it's just a cactus with a hat on it, then further realizing you have never even met a cactus.

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