6 Awesome Superpowers You Wouldn't Actually Want in Real Life



I like to think I have superpowers. Maybe I can’t, like, run through walls or throw lightning bolts at people, but I CAN parallel park a car with minimal sobbing and I always bring all my groceries inside without making a second trip. (I may break both my arms int he attempt, but that is neither here nor there. The groceries are inside the apartment. That’s all that matters.)

Again, I can’t read minds or fly or run really fast, but are those things really all they’re cracked up to be? Logic points to “No way.”

Topics: Life
Tags: superpowers, comic books, the avengers, avengers, marvel, invisibility is a scam

Write your own comment!

About the Author

In real life, she goes by the name Courtney Gorter. This is a closely guarded secret, and you're the only one who knows about it, so be cool. You can follow her on Twitter or check out her website if you want, but it's just going to be a lot of complaining.

Wanna contact a writer or editor? Email