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The 20 Best Insults in Fiction, RANKED

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“Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.” —Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, J.K. Rowling

(Say what you want about Draco Malfoy. He has got the double zinger down.)

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