QUIZ: How Pretentious Are You?

QUIZ: How Pretentious Are You?

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Notice that this quiz is not called “Are you pretentious?” because let’s face it, we’re all a little bit pretentious. But just how pretentious ARE you? Are you only mildly so, or are you operating at near Oscar Wilde levels? (Unlikely, but it is possible you’re taking this quiz while lying on a divan, covered in roses and sipping champagne, so maybe.)

1. What are your feelings on tap water?

2. How often do you name-drop famous philosophers in casual conversation?

3. How do you pronounce croissant?

4. How do you pronounce Nieschze?

5. When writing numbers, do you cross your sevens?

6. Be honest: do you secretly like knowing you read or watched something before it was cool?

7. How would you describe your taste in music?

8. How much TV do you watch?

9. Do you own anything on vinyl?

10. Do you ever correct people’s grammar?

11. Do you drink tea?

12. Are you a cat person, or a dog person?

13. What's most important to you?

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