How Fictional Characters Would Break Up With You Over Text

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Breaking up can be tough. One minute you’re in love, the next minute you’re returning his letters and he’s plotting to murder his uncle.

I think we, as a collective society, have come to the conclusion that breaking up with someone over text is typically Not Good. But sometimes there are exceptions, like if you hate face-to-face confrontation and you’re fictional.

Topics: Books
Tags: wuthering heights, books we love, hamlet, the great gatsby, pride and prejudice, jane eyre, the odyssey, the picture of dorian gray, lord of the rings, othello, les miserables, macbeth, break ups, fictional characters we love, if fictional characters could text, greek mythology, it's not you it's me

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