Valentine's Day Cards from Fictional Characters

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Valentine’s Day was easier in elementary school. Everyone got 25 cards no matter what, and you didn’t know about calories yet so you could eat half your weight in Dove chocolates without giving it a second thought.

Nowadays, things aren’t so cut-and-dry. If you’re single, you get to watch everyone else receive gifts. If you’re with someone, you get to stress about giving them a gift that doesn’t suck. I can’t really help you out with either of those things, but what I CAN do is this: reassure you that however you’re doing Valentine’s Day, at least know you’re doing it better than the following fictional characters whose idea of romance is dubious at best.

Topics: Books
Tags: valentine's day, shakespeare, books we love, hamlet, the scarlet letter, 1984, the great gatsby, pride and prejudice, the odyssey, classic literature, othello, valentines, les miserables, the phantom of the opera, valentine's day cards, happy valentine's day, richard iii, heart of darkness, <3

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