February Love-o-Scopes!!

New Line Cinema/The Notebook


Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

You come across as aloof and mysterious, Scorpio, which can only be a good thing during this month of Feels; lean into this characterization by wearing a trench coat and speaking only in palindromes. Your Romance Tip of the Month is to give your SO a creative massage by just jabbing your digits at random body parts with extreme creativity even if he is like "Ow" or "What the sh&*" or "You have blinded me."

Topics: Life
Tags: valentine's day, flirting, dating, crushes, astrology, horoscopes, the future, zodiac signs, future predictions, astrological signs, you won't be single forever (because eventually the sun will explode & we'll all die)

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