Libra (September 24 - October 23)
You are sociable and talkative, Libra, unless there's a guy you like in the room, in which case your brain only remembers how to tell stories about your cat (you don't have a cat) while mumbling incoherently. Your Romance Tip of the Month is to prepare a surprise romantic outing! Tell him that you've planned a romantic picnic, then pop out of a manhole and shoot him with paintballs until he is no longer your boyfriend. This is the surprise.