Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Yours is the most protective and caring of the signs, Cancer, so if anyone is about to shoot a bazooka at a puppy, you should courageously step in and recommend petting the puppy instead. Remember this month that love is blind, like a crayfish, and frequently gross, like a crayfish. Your Romance Tip of the Month is to leave your significant other a trail of rose petals, all the way into the florist where you smashed all of the roses due to clumsiness. This way, perhaps he will be arrested instead of you.