February Love-o-Scopes!!

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Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Geminis are friendly but unpredictable, so it would really help out the zodiacs if you made a lot of friends and then ran around doing goofy things for no apparent reason. Remember that love conquers all, which is what you should say when the police ask why you are conquering some hapless boy whom you like. Your Romance Tip of the Month is to send the person you love some heart-shaped pancakes—shaped like actual, gross, biological hearts—crammed in an envelope, especially if he has no idea who you are.

Topics: Life
Tags: valentine's day, flirting, dating, crushes, astrology, horoscopes, the future, zodiac signs, future predictions, astrological signs, you won't be single forever (because eventually the sun will explode & we'll all die)

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