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February Love-o-Scopes!!

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Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You are stubborn but dependable, Taurus, so you should do something extremely stubborn and dependable for your SO, like turning green and flipping over a police car and then remembering your SO's birthday. "SHE-HULK REMEMBER BOY LIKE VIDEO GAMES!" is something you might possibly shout, as police bullets ricochet harmlessly off your impenetrable skin. Your Romance Tip of the Month is to read your SO a list of the things you love about him, then run out of steam at #3 and be like "uhhhh" and then flee into the night.

Topics: Life
Tags: valentine's day, flirting, dating, crushes, astrology, horoscopes, the future, zodiac signs, future predictions, astrological signs, you won't be single forever (because eventually the sun will explode & we'll all die)

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