Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You care about people, Pisces, but sometimes you're too shy to speak out when you don't like where things are going. Your Romance Tip of the Month is to change your crush's ringtone to a recording of you shrieking that you love him as loudly as possible. Then change your phone number to a different number so he can't dump you for doing this, and then move away entirely. Check and mate.