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February Love-o-Scopes!!

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Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You're sociable but rebellious, Aquarius; sometimes you just want to go your own way. Your Romance Tip of the Month is to make your SO coupons for free hugs, inexpensive hugs, or ten dollar hugs. Raise the price of hugs every time you deploy a hug. This is just good business sense. Your backup Romance Tip is to plant a tree with your SO, especially if you have a job at an arboretum and are secretly just using him to do your work for you.

Topics: Life
Tags: valentine's day, flirting, dating, crushes, astrology, horoscopes, the future, zodiac signs, future predictions, astrological signs, you won't be single forever (because eventually the sun will explode & we'll all die)

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