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February Love-o-Scopes!!

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Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You're smart and elegant, Capricorn, but deep down, you feel vulnerable. This is why you can't talk to any boys you like who are wielding broadswords. Your Romance Tip of the Month is to make your crush a mix of all the songs he might like by looping them all over each other until they're unintelligible noise, titling it "i_love_you.mp3," then deleting it and never doing anything.

Topics: Life
Tags: valentine's day, flirting, dating, crushes, astrology, horoscopes, the future, zodiac signs, future predictions, astrological signs, you won't be single forever (because eventually the sun will explode & we'll all die)

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