Aries (March 21 – April 19)
It is the month of the Valentimes, Aries. Prepare yourself for these times by carrying flowers on your person every single day and wearing anything that protects you from the arrows of a winged baby. Keep in mind that swatting a baby out of the air is against the law, even if the baby is flying around mischievously. You have no choice but to fall in love at the baby's discretion. Your Romance Tip of the Month is to talk to your SO about what you want from your future together. "Hoverboards," you should say. If your SO responds with anything other than "Radical!" you must immediately break up with him.