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The OFFICIAL Teacher Translator

The OFFICIAL Teacher Translator

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Teachers speak a strange language. But after careful study—a.k.a. years of crouching in the shrubs behind the high school with binoculars and a notepad, sleeping in our clothes, and eating beans out of a can—we think we've finally cracked the code. Check the chart to find out what your teachers REALLY think of you. Spoiler alert: if your name is Sean, it probably ain't good.

Topics: Life
Tags: teachers, popularity, high school, report cards, lol, teacher's pet, brought to you by science that is at least 13% accurate

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Taylor Noles

Taylor has very strong feelings about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Her first name is actually Delaney, and her writing has appeared on VICE, NPR, and elsewhere. You can follow her on twitter @delaney_nolan

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