The OFFICIAL Teacher Translator
Teachers speak a strange language. But after careful study—a.k.a. years of crouching in the shrubs behind the high school with binoculars and a notepad, sleeping in our clothes, and eating beans out of a can—we think we've finally cracked the code. Check the chart to find out what your teachers REALLY think of you. Spoiler alert: if your name is Sean, it probably ain't good.