The OFFICIAL Teacher Translator

The OFFICIAL Teacher Translator

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Teachers speak a strange language. But after careful study—a.k.a. years of crouching in the shrubs behind the high school with binoculars and a notepad, sleeping in our clothes, and eating beans out of a can—we think we've finally cracked the code. Check the chart to find out what your teachers REALLY think of you. Spoiler alert: if your name is Sean, it probably ain't good.

Topics: Life
Tags: teachers, popularity, high school, report cards, lol, teacher's pet, brought to you by science that is at least 13% accurate

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Taylor Noles

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