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Welcome to 2018! Here's Your Horoscope for THE ENTIRE YEAR

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HAPPY 2018, NERDS. We're now 16 days into January, which means that if you're anything like us, you broke all your resolutions 15 days ago. Fortunately, you've got the rest of the year to improve, and reading this slideshow is the first step (actually, the first step is getting up from your bedroom floor, where you're currently lying face-down, covered in Cheeto dust and cloaked in despair).

Click through for the semi-accurate astrological deets on your entire 2018, from your best qualities and your personal mantra to your style inspo and your goals. Best case scenario: You become a better person. Worst case scenario: You got to see a lot of hilarious gifs. It's a win-win

Topics: Life
Tags: harry potter, astrology, back to school, horoscopes, personality types, goals, hermione granger, ginny weasley, memes, game of thrones, luna lovegood, parks and rec, zodiac signs, astrological signs, 2018 goals, the mindy project, tom haverford, april ludgate, your future looks bright-ish

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Since 2010, Chelsea Dagger (known in real life as Chelsea Aaron) has been SparkLife's sweatiest editor. She's currently working on a how-to-kiss guide for teens, and when she's not conducting smooch-related research on her life-size Joseph Gordon-Levitt cardboard cutout, she's eating pancakes, stocking up on industrial-strength deodorant, and destroying everyone at Harry Potter trivia. (EXPECTO PATRONUM!)

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