HAPPY 2018, NERDS. We're now 16 days into January, which means that if you're anything like us, you broke all your resolutions 15 days ago. Fortunately, you've got the rest of the year to improve, and reading this slideshow is the first step (actually, the first step is getting up from your bedroom floor, where you're currently lying face-down, covered in Cheeto dust and cloaked in despair).
Click through for the semi-accurate astrological deets on your entire 2018, from your best qualities and your personal mantra to your style inspo and your goals. Best case scenario: You become a better person. Worst case scenario: You got to see a lot of hilarious gifs. It's a win-win.