The Sorting Test

The Sorting Test


If this is the first time you’ve ever taken a Sorting Test, then congratulations! You’re unique. The rest of us have taken about a hundred of these things, and then we took them again because we didn’t get the result we were looking for.

But here’s the thing: this isn’t your grandma’s Sorting Test. We’re going to tackle the tough questions. I don’t care if you like lions or snakes; I don’t care if your favorite color is blue or yellow. I want to delve into your psyche. I want to figure out who you are as a person. I want to know your hopes. Your dreams. Your fears.

1. Favorite wizarding snack?

2. Do you talk during movies?

3. Which of the following is worse:

4. How long would you last in a scary movie?

5. What’s your favorite time of year?

6. Which would you rather be?

7. Which of these would be hardest to give up?

8. Favorite book genre?

9. SPOILER ALERT: Which Harry Potter character would you save if you could?

10. What would be your Quidditch position?

11. How soon before leaving on a trip do you start packing?

12. How many languages do you speak?

13. What would be your dream job in the wizarding world?

14. Are you a morning person or a night owl?

15. If you could read one person’s mind, who would it be?

16. Where would you like to be in five years?

17. Who is your role model?

18. Pick a terrible pun:

19. If someone made a movie about your life, what would it be?

20. What’s your hidden talent?

21. Greatest fear?

22. There’s a spider in the house. What do you do?

23. Which House do you THINK you belong in?

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